words in movies
Rachel: (reading a tag) This one is uh Paul ONeil.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: No.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: Okay.
Rachel: I came with Paul!
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Five more seconds.
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
Paul: I had a sister.
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is at the counter drinking coffee as Elizabeth enters with her dad, Paul. Elizabeth goes to kiss Ross, but he just kisses her on the forehead. By the way Paul is played by Bruce Willis. Yes, that Bruce Willis from Moonlighting, Die Hard, and Armageddon.]
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)
Paul: Wait! Wait! Listen! Listen to this! (Flips a couple pages and points to something.) Yknow what I wanted to be when I was that age?
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
[Time Lapse, Paul is now weeping uncontrollably in Rachels arms.]
Paul: Joey! (Goes over and hugs Joey and picks him off of his feet.)
Paul: Okay. Ill be right back. (Gets up and heads for the kitchen.)
Joey: Come on! Itll be fun! Me, you, and Ross, and Paul probably
Chandler: But uh Ross, Ross is a great guy! I was roommates with him in college. Uh, funny story (He starts laughing then notices that Paul isnt happy.) Youre roommate in college died didnt he?
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]