words in movies
PHOEBE: Paul.
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: No.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: I had a sister.