words in movies
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Paul: (whispering) Okay. (Starts for the car.)
Chandler: No. How are ya Paul? (Starts to look for his credit card.)
Paul: Ill be right back. (He goes to get the ice.)
Paul: Neither of us like Ross!
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Cant complain.
Paul: (standing in front of a mirror and to himself) Just relax. Just relax Paul, youre doing great. (Ross moves a piece of luggage over so he can watch Paul.) She likes you. She Maybe, she likes you. She likes you. Yknow why? Because youre a (pause) neat guy. (Ross cant believe what hes hearing.) You are the man. You are (pause) the man! (He opens his shirt and looks at his chest.) I still got it. Nice and sexy. Youre just a love machine. (Starts singing) Im just a love machine and I wont work for nobody but you! Hey bab-y! (Flexes and grunts loudly.) Showtime. (Starts to leave and starts singing.) Im just a love machine, yeah ba-by! (Grunts again and Ross is stunned.)
(Rachel and Elizabeth go upstairs. Paul starts for the car, but notices his luggage is still out and decides to take in into the bedroom.)
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Paul: Well, this is fun. So Ross, did you kill any of these wives?
Paul: So Ross was in college and decided to jump at the chance to take a young girl to her high school prom.
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: No.
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Okay.
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Yes it does.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: How did you know we were here?
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Normal.
Paul: Okay.
Paul: When I was six years old.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Hey Chandler?
Paul: Ross!
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.