words in movies
Paul: (over the intercom) It's, uh, it's Paul.
Joey: Who's Paul?
Ross: Paul the Wine Guy, Paul?
Monica: Maybe. Joey: Wait. Your 'not a real date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy?
Ross: (normal voice) No, go on! It's Paul the Wine Guy!
(There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.)
Monica: Hi, come in! Paul, this is.. (They are all lined up next to the door.)... everybody, everybody, this is Paul.
All: Hey! Paul! Hi! The Wine Guy! Hey!
Chandler: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your name. Paul, was it?
Monica: Change! Okay, sit down. (Shows Paul in) Two seconds.
Joey: Hey, Paul!
Paul: Yeah?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are eating.]
Paul: I know, I know, I'm such an idiot. I guess I should have caught on when she started going to the dentist four and five times a week. I mean, how clean can teeth get?
Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking something valuable of hers, say her-
Paul: (laughing) That's one way! Me, I- I went for the watch.
Paul: Ooh, steer clear of you.
Chandler: Stay out of my freezer! [Scene: A Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]
Paul: Ever since she walked out on me, I, uh...
Paul: No, it's, it's more of a fifth date kinda revelation.
Paul: Isn't there?
Paul: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left me, um, I haven't been able to, uh, perform. (Monica takes a sip of her drink.) ...Sexually.
Paul: It's okay...
Paul: Two years.
Paul: So you still think you, um... might want that fifth date?
Paul: (entering from Monica's room) Morning.
Joey: Morning, Paul.
Rachel: Hello, Paul.
Chandler: Hi, Paul, is it?
(Monica and Paul walk to the door and talk in a low voice so the others can't hear. The others move Monica's table closer to the door so that they can.)
Paul: Thank you! Thank you so much!
Paul: No, I'm telling you last night was like umm, all my birthdays, both graduations, plus the barn raising scene in Witness.
Paul: Yeah. (They kiss) Thank you. (Exits)
Monica: You know Paul?
Frannie: Paul the Wine Guy? Oh yeah, I know Paul.
Monica: You mean you know Paul like I know Paul?
Frannie: Are you kidding? I take credit for Paul. Y'know before me, there was no snap in his turtle for two years.
Paul: (entering) Here you go honey! (Rachel kicks Ross back under the couch.)
Rachel: All right Paul, Im not asking for a lot here. Okay? Just give me something. Anything!
Paul: Wow. What can I say? (Pause, pointing at Ross) This doesnt make me like you any better!
Paul: Okay. Ill give you one chance to change my mind. (Ross laughs in relief) You got one minute. (Ross suddenly gets worried.)
Paul: Well yeah, it usually, it takes two people to (He taps his index fingers together.)
Paul: I wanted a big wheel. And instead my parents got me this little plastic chicken that you hop around on. It was embarrassing; kids made fun of me. That was a pretty tough year.
Paul: Yeah. But then I changed my mind. Im funny like that. So I told Lizzie, now Im telling you, I dont want you seeing my daughter anymore.
Paul: Hey! I have so much more to tell ya, Ive written it all down!
Paul: So Ross, what your problem?
Paul: And in fifth grade I got into a fight. Well, it wasnt really a fight. Richard Darinvel bit me on the nose and, and I feel down. I still have a little scare right here (points to it) you can see it.
Paul: Im so happy that youre here.
Paul: Im thinking that you are looking really fine it that dress.
Rachel: Yeah. Yeah, I-I-I see the scare. Listen, Paul, I think this is really great that-that yknow, you shared your feelings. Its really, its beautiful, but umm, what do you say we go share some food?
Paul: Okay.
Ross: It-its great to meet you Paul.
Paul: I get that a lot.
Paul: Im Irish.
Paul: No.
Paul: She passed away.
Paul: Thanks for your help. (Starts to leave.)
Paul: Im already here.
Paul: Just call me Paul.
Paul: Well, we were very young when we had her.
Rachel: (chasing after him) Oh, wait! Sorry, Mr. Paul? Mr. Paul?
Paul: Yes I did.
Paul: You two were married?!
Paul: Hi Ross.
Paul: You have a son?
Paul: Are you yelling at me?!
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel is there alone as Paul enters.]
Paul: How to make the next one even shorter?
Paul: Then we agree?
Paul: Yes it does.
Paul: How did you know we were here?
Rachel: I came with Paul!
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Paul: What do you need from the car?
Paul: Why are you yelling?
Paul: Ross, let me show you where the guest room is.
Paul: No, let me explain! Fired!!
[Scene: Pauls Bedroom, Elizabeth is entering.]
Paul: Ross!
Paul: Youre next!!
Paul: Hi Phoebe.
Phoebe: Hi Paul!
Phoebe: So how are things going with Paul?
Paul: (To Rachel) How are you?
Paul: Good to see you too!
Paul: Ross!
Paul: It was fine.
Paul: Nope.
Paul: Are you talking about having sex?
Paul: (To Ross) Hey!
Paul: Normal.
Paul: (whispering) Come on.
Rachel: Okay. (Gets up and starts to leave with Paul.)
Paul: Okay.
Paul: It was horrible. They called me chicken boy.
Paul: Oh, I couldnt eat now.
Paul: Chicken? (Pointing to himself.) Chicken boy!
Paul: Would you .Would you hug me?
Paul: Five more seconds.
Paul: That was so good. (Starts crying again.)
Paul: I would really like that. (They kiss.)
Paul: Oh, here they are right here. (Picks them up from underneath the corner of the couch.)
Paul: Okay.
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul is still crying as Chandler enters.]
Paul: Rachel?
Paul: Hey Chandler?
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Paul and Rachel are getting ready to go out. Paul is entering from the bathroom.]
Paul: When I was six years old.
[Scene: Rachels Bedroom, Paul and Rachel are recovering.]
Ross: Okay, okay. Uh, well uh, Rachel is going to need to yell sweet nothings (Paul enters) in his ear.
Ross: Well if it doesnt matter to her, it doesnt matter to me! (to Paul) Still not yelling!
Paul: I dont like you going out with my daughter Ross.
Paul: Fine! Two minutes. Go.
Paul: Thats exactly what my dad used to say! (Starts to breakdown again.)
Paul: I know. I like it up here.
Paul: I usually prefer Elizabeths boyfriends to address me as Mr. Stevens.
Ross: Okay, please-please Paul, just let me explain
Paul: (entering) Hi honey.
Paul: I wanted to be one with the waves, yknow?
Paul: Whats the matter honey? Did you see a little mouse?
Paul: Nope! That never happened to me!
Paul: Im just me, my wife died shortly after Lizzie was born.
Paul: Really?! (She nods in the affirmative.)
Paul: Elizabeth, what are you doing here?! (Motions that he brought Rachel here to be alone with her.)
Elizabeth: This is my father, Paul Stevens. Dad, this is Ross Geller.
Monica: (sees someone) Paul!
Rachel: Yeah thats great Paul, but yknow I wanna know what(Puts her hands on his shoulders)Wow, those are really great! I just wanna know what, what is behind this-this strong, silent exterior. Yknow they say that still waters run deep and I wanna swim in yours.
Paul: I had a sister.
Paul: Ill call you later. Bye Ross. (Leaves)
[Scene: Their Building, Monica and Rachel are going to apologize to Danny. Rachel knocks on his door, which he opens and he has this really bushy beard and long hair. Picture Paul Bunyan.]
Paul: (panicked) What?
Paul: I beg your pardon?
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Paul: Yeah Ross its okay, its me, Mr. Stevens.
Paul: (jumping up) Elizabeth! Oh look, Elizabeths here! Who are you talking to?
Ross: Okay umm, why dont we all take a seat, yknow? And uh, and Ill get us all some uh some coffees(He goes to pull out Elizabeths chair, but Paul steps in)Yeah, why dont you. (Paul pulls out her chair) Uh and you guys can talk about whatever, whatever you want. Yknow? Whatever pops into your head. (He turns his back to Paul and Elizabeth and points to himself for Chandler, Monica, and Phoebe. Then he goes to order the coffee.)