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[The One With The Fake Party]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Back at Monica's party]
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
ROSS: It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Gavin: Nice party.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Joey: What party?
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Monica: Its all everybody at the party could talk about!
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Jim: Do you like to party?
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
Rachel: We're having a party.
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
Joey: Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Phoebe (sees the cake): oh! Now it’s a party!
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
[Flashback scene: 80's College party.]
Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Joey: He's planning your birthday party.
Chandler: Just not enough to put us in the original wedding party.