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Chandler: I need you to come to this bachelor party for my weird cousin Albert, y'know he's the botanist.
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Phoebe: A stripper at a bachelor party, that is so clich�. Why don't you get a magician?!
Rachel: So ah, did you have fun at the bachelor party last night?
Ross: Oh, just this woman that I met last night at the party.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, it's Rachel birthday party and Chandler is about to spill the beans.]
Rachel: And that crazy party animal will be your brother-in-law.
Emily: No ones ever thrown me a surprise party before!
Phoebe: By the way, its a costume party.
ERICA: Ohh, and I see you're having a little party too. Is she here, huh, huh?
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Phoebe and Rachel: A birthday party.
[Scene: The Rehearsal Dinner Hall. Chandler, Joey, Ross, Emily, Monica, and all the bridal party are seated at the table. Chandler gets up to make a toast.]
CHANDLER: Joey, Joey. Hey, some girl just walked up to me and said, 'I want you Dennis,' and stuck her tounge down my throat. I love this party.
[Cut back to Rachels party, everyone is now eating breakfast, except Rachel.]
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
Joey: Whos birthday party?
Rachel: No, there's a party. There's a party. But the power, that is still up for grabs. You follow me?
Ross: Okay, come on! All right, I gotta go! So good luck at the party. Okay?
Rachel: Okay. Okay. (They sit down.) I think we can do this if we just get organized. All right? We have two days to plan this party. We just need to make fast decisions! Okay? All right, where are we gonna have it?
[Back at Monica's party]
Rachel: Oh Phoebe, we forgot that party we have to go to.
Joey: (skeptical) What party?
[Flashback to Joeys thirtieth birthday party. It is being held in Monica and Chandlers apartment.]
Joey: So what? I drove down, sold T-shirts, had a blast. And yknow who knows how to party? Drunk college chicks.
Ross: Its not like we dont know how to party!!
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
[Scene: Chandler and Monicas, theyre getting ready to leave for the party.]
Phoebe: Yeah but if we throw her a party on her birthday, then it's not a surprise.
Roy: All right, somebody show me where to plug in my box, and we'll get this party started! (he thrusts his pelvis towards Phoebe) Whaaaa... (walks back to plug in his cd player) Here? All right.
Janine: Well Im gonna be on it this year. Im gonna be one of the party people.
Joey: Oh, its Rosss bachelor party.
EDDIE: So I got it in the junior miss department, big diff. Anyway check it out man, it's gonna make a hell of a conversation piece at out next cocktail party, huh pal?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, after the party. Everyone has left, except for the gang.]
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
[Scene: The Reception Hall, the party is in full swing.]
Phoebe: We, you know, we’re different! We don’t care about having a huge party. (She picks up the veil) This is really nice for you, but, oh, please, I put this on? (she puts it on) And, ow, I look (she looks her reflex image on a toaster), why, well, radiant. (pause) All right, well, who cares, I don’t need a pretty veil and a fancy dress.
Ross: Maybe that will liven up this party.
Joey: Oh-whoa, what party?
Parker: Oh well, at least you were lucky to have him. Bow-wow old friend, bow-wow. So wheres the party?
Joey: Hey! Its your bachelor party.
Chandler: Oh, well then, if anybody should have a party it should be him.
Joey: Look, Ill come to the party but Im not dressing up.
Chandler: This is the worst bachelor party ever!
Ross: Joey, you are gonna love this guy. Gandolf is like the party wizard!
Josh: So I'll see you at the party? Beer's beer man, 24, 7!!
Rachel: We have to have a surprise Bon Voyage party for Emily. But its actually for Joshua. (Starts handing out party hats.) Look, he said hes not ready to date, so I had to invite him to a party if I wanted to see him outside of work, and now I have the perfect opportunity to seduce him! (Hands Ross a party hat.)
Chandler: You had a bachelorette party?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!!! Monica!! Hes the stripper from your bachelorette party!!
Stu: No problem. So whos the party for?
Chandler: Yknow, that party wasnt bad.
Chandler: Hes at a dinner party.
ROSS: It wasn't so much a party as...a gathering of people, with food, and music, and, and the band.
Phoebe: Um, oh, I've got a birthday party, with some work people.
Phoebe: Oh, I thought this was your party and it turns out its a party for Howard. He's just the sweetest little man! (A guest walks up to her.)
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
MRS. GREENE: Oh, you kids [she caresses his face and chest] Well, this is the best party I've been to in years.
[Scene: Ross and Rachels, theyre returning from the party.]
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel are arriving and see his parents.]
Phoebe: (sees Rachel's face) What? Did you go to a costume party? Let me guess umm Pancho Vila? (Points at Rachel) and you're Bob Saget. (An old lady has sat down at the slot machine Phoebe was just at.)
[Cut to Monica and Chandler's, The One With George Stephanopoulos, Phoebe is showing Monica and Rachel that she brought Operation to their slumber party.]
David: I-I... Oh I...I just wanna say uhm... if you do ever come to Minsk, that's my number (gives Mike a business card) We'll uhm... we'll party up Vladnik style. (He leaves again)
[Scene: Mr. Geller's birthday party. Monica and Richard are alone in the kitchen.]
[Scene: The Anniversary Party, Ross and Rachel have just gotten another wedding present.]
Waiter: (with British accent) Soo, are we expecting the rest of our party shortly?
Waiter: You can�t order until your entire party has arrived. Restaurant policy.
Rachel: Hi. Thanks for the party, honey. Should I help you clean up?
[Scene: Rachel's birthday party]
Rachel: Well, it was, and you would have seen it if you didn't showed up at (looks at his watch) ... 9:30?? God! Oh, this party was lame ...
Chandler: Oh, she's at home, putting up decorations for Rachel's birthday party tonight.
Rachel: Yeah. It was after the party, we were on the balcony and...
Gavin: Nice party.
ROSS: No, um, see 'cause that, that is, that is the staging area. If you go in there, it'll ruin the whole illusion of the party. Yeah, I think you take your scotch back in there and I will get your cigarettes for you sir.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Joey: Well do it all, and better! Look, after tonight, Gandolf will want to party with us, dude! Come on!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Joey: What party?
Phoebe: We know about your party Joey.
Rachel: (angry) You are having a party tonight??
Monica: Okay! I will! Mrs. Green? Mrs. Green! (She ignores Monica and Monica follows her out into the hall with Phoebe in tow.) It is rude to leave a party without saying good-bye to the host! Yeah, and-and also when someone apologizes to you the decent thing to do is to accept it! Now what I did to you, it wasnt on purpose! But what youre during to me now is just plain spiteful!
Rachel: Oops, sorry. Listen, we-we have to have a party tonight! Actually, we have to have one in five minutes, so everybody cancel your plans.
Monica: Its all everybody at the party could talk about!
Jim: Do you like to party?
Message: "Hi Joey, it's Jane Rogers can't wait for your party tonight" (Joey's upset and stops it)
Maitre D�: I sincerely hope the rest of your party is returning.
Rachel: That's right! 'Cause that would give him the control! So now he's all ooh, coming up with this whole I've got a party thing y'know, trying to get me to hint around for an invitation. Blew up in his face, didn't it?
Rachel: We're having a party.
Chandler: So we thought we'd throw you little going away party around seven.
Ross: so then President Steve told everyone that I was a cheapskate, and now the whole building hates me! A little kid spit on my knee! Y'know what I'm gonna do? I'm gonna throw a party. That's right. For everyone in the building, and I'm gonna sit them down and explain to them, I am not a bad guy. I am not a cheap guy! I'm just a guy who-who stands up for what he believes in. A man with principles.
Phoebe: Oh, Ross, Mon, is it okay if I bring someone to your parents anniversary party?
Joey: Look, look lets pretend its a real bachelor party. Okay? Yknow? Before your wedding. Come on, itll be fun.
Phoebe: It was the end of the party, you were probably ironing wrapping paper.
Phoebe (sees the cake): oh! Now it’s a party!
[Flashback scene: 80's College party.]
[Scene: College reunion party. Ross is talking to Missy.]
Phoebe: Joey, it's a birthday party.
Phoebe: Your secret bachelorette party
[Scene: Monica's apartment, where Phoebe's bachelorette party is taking place.]
[Flashback scene: We cut back to the 80's party. Rachel and Monica are "dancing".]
Monica: Okay? (She starts to walk which causes her to start crying) Ooo wee! Christmas party in my boots! (Runs into the bedroom and mixes saying ow with laughing.)
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Chandler: I missed most of the party (pause) Charlie's a girl, right?
RACHEL: [on phone] Hi, Mr. Treeger. Hi, it's Rachel Green from upstairs. Yes, somebody, uh, broke our knob on the radiator and it's really hot in here. Yes, it's, it's hot enough to bake cookies. Well, do you think we could have a new one by 6? Wha t, no, no, Tuesday, we can't wait until Tuesday, we're having a party tonight.