words in movies
Chandler: Yeah. Hey, here's an idea, why don't we use our wedding china today?
Monica: No, I think we should save our china for something really special. Like if the Queen of England comes over.
Chandler: Muskogee! That's like four hours from Tulsa. Woo hoo! TV announcer: And heres the float with the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives .
Chandler: Aren't you one of the stars of the popular daytime soap Days of Our Lives?
Chandler: I'll tell you what, for the rest of our lives, I'll be careful until told otherwise. <looks at china> hey wait a minute this isn't the china we picked out..
Rachel: Ross, you know what? She may need one..We're just going to have to make our peace with that!
Amy: Oh my god. You're on Days of Our Lives.
Chandler: You know, guys I got to say. This means so much to me. That you would trust me with your child. I mean, we all know that Monica and I have been trying to have a baby of our own. You know I've had my doubts about my skills as a father, but that you two.. that you two.... <starts to cry>
Monica: Okay! It's time for dinner. Everyone we're using our fancy china.. um and its very expensive so please be careful.
Monica: Oh how nice. Maybe later we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress.
Chandler: Alright! That is it. This is our apartment and you can not behave this way. Now if you can't act your age then you shouldn't be here at all. Now those plates may not be as nice as the pretty pink ones I picked out, but they're very important to Monica. I want you to apologize to her right now.
Ross: Look, Im not trying to get out of anything, okay. I thought our relationship was dead!
Mr. Zelner: Ive asked Lee from human resources to be here as a witness to our conversation.
Monica: Mr. Heckles, our friend lost a monkey. Have you seen it?
Rachel: No, no dont get mad because lookthis is what happened. So I-I started packing, then I realized, "What am I doing? I am lousy at packing!" Right? But you love packing! So, as a gift to you, on our last night, ta-da!
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
Rachel: Oh no. You went on our honeymoon alone?
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Phoebe: (to Monica) Anyway, Im going out with Sergei again tonight, and um, could you come and be the translators date? So that when we, its time for our alone time, you two could split off. Y'know, hes really, hes kinda cute.
Phoebe: You mean the one that my grandmother made me swear on her deathbed that I would never let out of our family?
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
Phoebe: Cut her out of our lives! Just ignore her calls and dodge her 'till she gets the point!
Chandler: Pheebs you didnt have to get us anything for our wedding you already sang
Ross: Well Im, Im a little slow. (To himself) Just as our children would be.
Chandler: Are you sure?! Because our guy smells incredible!
Matt: And then sometimes during the show yknow but youre like, the scenes going one way but youre just tempted to say something another time. Like, do you remember that one where Monicas baking cookies in our old apartment?
ROSS: [pulls Rachel aside] I just, I wanted to thank you for our uh, our little talk before.
Joey: Yknow what? Why dont you just give us our souvenirs and get the hell out of here?
Joey: Whoa, jam! I love jam! (to Chandler) Hey, how come we never have jam at our place?
Joey: Oh! Maybe its because Im on television. Im an actor on Days of Our Lives.
Rachel: I know. I always thought if you and I got married, it would be the one that stuck. And it wouldnt be a secret, and we wouldnt have our wedding dinner at Pizza Hut. (They both laugh.)
Phoebe: Oh, Rachel and I have appointments to get our hair cut.
RTST: Our FDA approval didn't come through. Something about laboratory rats.
Mr. Thompson: Our next item is the romantic trip to Paris. (Pause.) It goes to Emil Alexander high a high bid of 2,300.
Ross: Okay. (sees two people sitting in their seats.) Uh, huh. Excuse me, Im sorry, I-I think you may be in our seats.
The Interviewer: Well umm, another thing our readers always want to know is how our soap stars stay in such great shape. Do you have some kind of fitness regime?
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Barry: We can, we can go to Aruba! When I went there on what would have been our honeymoon, it was, uh... it was really nice. You would've liked it.
Chandler: Our eyes are closed and were about to cross the street. Very good.
Gary: Phoebe, it's okay that you feel this way. I mean it is soon. And there's a lot of things we don't know about each other, and I just figure that everything I really like. And the things I don't know, I get to learn about at someplace with both our names on the mailbox.
Monica: Well, uh yknow, our guy works with Chandler and hes really nice and smart and hes a great dresser!
Joey: Hey, imagine if I never got fired off Days Of Our Lives! (Closes his eyes to do so.) Oh-hey, theres Carol again!
Monica: We were just waxing our legs.
Chandler: And youre our age. Youre our age.
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Chandler: Youre our age!
CHANDLER: Our next cocktail party?
CHANDLER: Well, couldn't we just lose our virginities again? Ya know, because I think actually mine's growing back.
Chandler: I was dangerously dehydrated during the first six months of our relationship. (Monica laughs.) Look, for me the rush is knowing that we are gonna be together for the rest of our lives.
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven this morning.
Chandler: Well I think its safe to say that our friendship is effectively ruined.
Chandler: Yeah, I know, I-I wish I had too, but yknow I-I think this is a good thing. Y'know? Cause weve had our first fight, and now we can move on. Yknow, I know for me(Notices a pair of mens pants on the chair.) Nicks pants?
Monica: Theres our star!
Chandler: Why not, just because his great-grandmother was obese, our kids are gonna get that from you anyway!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Chandler: Typical Christmas-y stuff, you know? Our holidays are pretty traditional...
Chandler: Yknow that thing that Ross was gonna do at our wedding?! He was hanging out with me yesterday and he turned to me and said, "Youre half Scottish right?"
Cashier: I notice you picked out a lot of our dinosaur items.
Alice: (Starting to cry) Oh, we have our babies.
Alice: Dont get me started. (To Phoebe) Anyway, umm, since there are three babies and umm, we both got to put our names in, we would be truly honoured if you named the other boy baby.
Rachel: When?! After the birth of our first secret child?! (To All) Ross didnt get the annulment; we are still married.
Monica: And a lot could still get in our way.
Chandler: Well, stuff like where we'd live, y'know? Like a small place outside the city, where our kids could learn to ride their bikes and stuff. Y'know, we could have a cat that had a bell on its collar and we could hear it every time it ran through the little kitty door. Of course, we'd have an apartment over the garage where Joey could grow old.
Chandler: You know what just occurred to me? This could be our last Thanksgiving just the two of us. I mean, we could be getting a baby soon!
Rachel: Well, it was good.. until we got back to our apartment, and then we were fooling around and he started to put his hand up my leg and I kept slapping it away!
Joey: Look, you wanna use our place?
The Interviewer: So, according to your bio, youve done quite a bit of work before Days of Our Lives. Anything youre particularly proud of?
Rachel: Well, because of us! Because of our history.
Phoebe: Bye! (Phoebe goes over and joins Monica on the couch.) We said good-bye at the door so as not to flaunt our new love.
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
Gym Employee: You do realize that you wont have access to our new full service Swedish spa.
MONICA: Well, I just think the baby would keep falling off the dog. Do you, uh, do you , do you not see kids in our future.
Tommy: Ill get our seats.
Monica: Oh! It was our pleasure. We are so much enjoying getting to know you.
Phoebe: Here it comes. Our first kiss.
Joey: Our place, the hall! I...
Ross: No, it's not a divorce, it is not a divorce! Anyway, I think Rachel and I need to, you know, get on with our lives, maybe, maybe start seeing other people.
Joey: Yeah. I'm thinking, if we put our heads together, between the two of us, we can break them up.
Chandler: You gave them one day's notice, not everyone in our class checks the web site everyday and Monica... it's probably the way you stand!
Allesandro: (entering) I want a retraction! Our food is not inedible swill!
Monica: Chandler, do you think we talk about our relationship enough?
Phoebe: Yeah, its for our catering business!
Phoebe: But Mon, you have to get our money!
Monica: Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like!
Monica: I lost our mattresses.
Phoebe: Well, yeah. Y'know, we were best friends, ever since we were little, our Moms worked on the barge together.
[Cut to a hospital room set on the Days of Our Lives stage. Two nurses are standing next to a bed with a man whose face is completely covered in bandages and reading his chart.]
Rachel: Yeah! Can you believe that something that stupid actually got us our apartment back?
Phoebe: How could you say yes, what about our catering business?
Rachel: Wh Come on! Remember? We were on the sleeping porch! We couldnt stop giggling? And our coconuts kept knockin together?
MNCA: And for our two-week anniversary, he's gonna take me to his cousin's cabin for the weekend.
Chandler: Yes, but these women are very hot, and they need our help! And they're very hot.
Chandler: You know what? You know what? I think we're making too big a deal out of this. ok? So we pay our bills a little late this month and maybe next month we cut back on a few things. And maybe we start eating out of Joey's refrigerator for a change. You're chef... what can you make out of backing soda and beer?
Rachel: These are, these aren't for you. (to Julie) These are for you. (Loudly, thinking she can't speak English.) Welcome to our country.
Phoebe: Okay. Oooh! Oh, this is our last huddle, yeah.
MONICA: No. Um, I know you like this, and I want you to have it. I think it'll look good in our apartment.
Chandler: Honestly? Our apartment is a hotbed for electromagnetic activity. Now Monica and I have been immunized, but sadly you have not.
Mr. Thompson: And finally, our biggest item of the night, the 22-foot gentlemans day sailer sailboat. The winning bid was a whooping $20,000! (Joey suddenly gets excited.)
Monica: Come here! Come here! (They hug.) Sweetie you dont have to worry. No, besides yknow what? Im gonna have a lot of new things with you. The first time we buy a house. Our first kid. Our first grandkid
Ross: Oh, well this morning he got a call from who I think was our cousin Nathan, and frankly, it was a little more than I needed to know.
Rachel: Just give us our apartment back!
Allesandro: Im so excited about having Monica come on board with us. Although I do feel bad about having fired chef Emillio, its like losing a member of the family. Of course, that literally is the case for several of you. Tony, Carlos, Marie, please, tell your father how much were gonna miss him. Now, I know that Monica has a lot of great ideas for this place, well, you all read the review. So without much further ado, I present to you our new head chef.
Joey: No-no, she kicked our butts. You could be on the Olympic standing-there team.
Joey: Days Of Our Lives. Anyway, youre not gonna believe it! My character is coming out of his coma!!
Chandler: Me too. I wanna find a baby that needs a home and I wanna raise it with you. And I wanna mess it up in our own specific way.
Allesandro: Well our service is not grossly incompetent.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone except Ross is there watching Days of Our Lives.]
Monica: Because we won our apartment back!
Teacher: Lights please? And thats having a baby. Next week is our final class.
Chandler: Hey! Babe! Arent you excited were going on our honeymoon?
JOEY: Yeah, my agent just called me with an audition for Days of Our Lives!