words in movies
Phoebe: (overdoing it) Oh my God!!
Joey: Oh! Hey, somebody left their keys. (Looks at them) Ooohh, to a Porsche! {Transcribers note: Oh come on! Who would leave the keys to their Porsche behind? If I had a Porsche, Id have the keys surgically attached to my hand!} Hey Gunther, these yours?
Chandler: Oh good, when he comes back for his keys, Ill be sure to give him your shoe.
Phoebe: (coming in from the bathroom) Oh, good, good, you guys are here! Listen, how would like to spend tomorrow taking care of three incredibly cute little puppies?!
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Phoebe: (stops) Please! Please! Please! Please! Oh please! Please! Please! Frank and Alice asked me to baby sit the triplets and Im nervous cause Ive never done that before by myself!
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh look who it is, my husband. The apple of my eye.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? Thanks to you Im half way there! Ugh! Oh! I am so mad! Ross, I dont think I have ever been this angry!
Chandler: Little baby girl Chandler, where I have heard that before? Oh right, Coach Ruben. (Tries to get her to drink a little more from the bottle when he suddenly smells something. Its times like these Im glad Smell-O-Vision hasnt been invented.) Do you know what Pheebs? When youre done over there, we kinda have a situation over here too. (Phoebe is changing hers.)
Joey: Hey babies! Oh, Im having the best morning. That uh, that Porsche Ive got the keys too, still there!
Monica: Oh yeah, I got soap and sponges and rags and Carnuba wax and polishing compound.
Joey: Really? Oh uh, oh just give me five more minutes with it.
Joey: Oh I-I uh, found the keys and now Im just polishing her up.
Phoebe: Oh, look at little Leslie stretching in her sleep.
Monica: Oh its so cute. I wonder what age it is when you stop being able to put both legs over your head.
Phoebe: Oh, I can still do that.
Ross: Oh, come on!
Joey: Oh, Ive been there. Yeah, I am gonna go drive my Porsche. (Starts to leave.)
Phoebe: Me taking care of you is no problem, huh? You guys feel safe. Right? Okay, Im gonna take that spit bubble as, "Yeah, I do!" Okay, after I get rid of this dirty diaper Leslie, Ill set you up with a clean one. (She throws it at the garbage without looking, misses, and knocks over a vase and flowers, which fall to the floor and break.) Okay, Im sorry. I didnt mean to scare you. I just have to clean that up. Okay? Cause lets face it, were at Monicas. (She crawls over, disposes of the diaper, picks up the flowers, and the vase.) I broke it. All right. Well, thats just the way that goes. (She throws out both the flowers and the vase.) Okay, good. (She turns around and only counts two babies.) Why are there only two of you? Where is Leslie? Well, you cant answer. (She starts looking for her) Leslie? Where are you Leslie? Leslie, now would be a good time for your first words! (She turns around and finds that Leslie has managed to crawl into the bottom drawer of the TV cabinet.) Well, look at you! Hey! You are a little bit mischievous! My gosh! (She picks her up and notices a surprise is waiting in the drawer.) Oh, youre a lot mischievous! Well, itll dry. (Closes the drawer with her foot.) (To Leslie) Okay, you sit with your brother and sister nowwho arent there! (They both have disappeared as well.)
Monica: Oh my God.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Rachel: Oh, little Xs! Great! That makes up for everything!
Rachel: Oh, name one stupid thing that is as stupid as this one!
MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
Monica: Oh, so you like her too Chandler?
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
Rachel: Oh yes I do. I do. I believe that there is one perfect person out there for everyone. And do you know how you find him? You stop looking for him. Thats why I stopped looking for Russell Crowe. Hell find me.
Monica: I do! Im a professional chef! (The class gasps.) Oh relax! Its not a courtroom drama!
Phoebe: Okay, look at him. Look at those strong hands. Oh what I wouldnt give to be that can of (looks closer to see what Jack is drinking) condensed milk.
ROSS: Oh really? What uh, what does he want with her?
PHOEBE: Oh, some guy she met at the movies.
CHANDLER: Oh, she's goin' somewhere.
RACHEL: Oh! What's new in sex?
Phoebe: Ohh! I have! I have! I started making these little sock bunnies! (She takes out a sock thats been made into a bunny with eyes, nose, mouth, whiskers, and two other socks sown onto it for ears.) Oh for crying out loud!
PHOEBE: Oh yeah, it'll be fun. [throws a tennis ball at Eddie's bedroom door]
Courtney: Oh! Okay! Im gonna try it without the coffee cup cause I think its the left hand thats messing me up.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, hi Rachel.
MONICA: Oh, then go Vassar.
Rachel: Oh my God! This is it! (She and Phoebe hold hands.) (To Phoebe) I really hope its you!
Phoebe: Oh Jim, Jim Nelson Im Phoebe, Phoebe Buffay. We certainly have been seeing a lot of each other lately.
ROSS: Oh, see from where I was sitting I uh. . .
ROSS: Oh.
Kim: Oh that's great! You are the best!
Melissa: Oh, isnt a shame when one girl ruins it for the whole bunch? (Phoebe agrees by grunting.)
CHANDLER: Oh, yeah, easy for you to say, you don't have to walk around sporting some reject from the Mr. T collection. [Joey walks in behind Chandler]
Rachel: Yeah, well, it's a Mercedes if I move back home. Oh, it was horrible. He called me young lady.
Monica: Oh nothing Im justjust was yawning. (Mimics the groan from before and stretches.)
ROSS: [Rachel enters] Oh.
RACHEL: Oh.
Monica: Oh. Well then way to go you big movie star!
RACHEL: Oh my God.
MONICA: Oh, you look so great.
ALL: Oh yeah we do. C'mon.
Rachel: Joey, is what she just said ummOh my God. (Looks around the room.) You were actually gonna (Chandler picks this moment to return to the living room.) (Rachel stares in shock.)
RACHEL: Oh, the guys are here.
Rachel: Oh Pheebs thats so sweet(Grabs a pair of pants)Ooh, those are so cute!
RACHEL: Oh, thanks. So, uh, what are you gonna do this summer?
Monica: Oh, come on its my wedding! That can be my present.
Joey: Oh yeah, Smokey Joe here got half way to the highway and collapsed.
BOTH: Oh, ohhhhh.
Rachel: Oh well actually gonna use a nanny and uh, I dont even have a housekeeper.
PHOEBE: What, what's about to happen? [starts watching] I've never seen this part before. Hey, Travis, watcha doin' with that gun? Oh no, no no Travis, put down the gun. No no no no, he he's your buddy, he's your Yeller, no, no no, the end, THE END. [hear the gunshot from the TV] [Scene:Monica and Rachel's apartment. Richard is on the balcony smoking and Monica is on the phone.]
Phoebe: Ok, I'll fight for her. Ok! Oh, wait, oh I just realized... if I do that, that means you don't get her.
RACHEL: Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. See Phoebe, Phoebe.
Monica: (turns his back to the stairs) Oh, it's a great party! Great food. Y'know, most parties it's all chips and salsa, chips and salsa. (As she's saying this Rachel tries to head downstairs but is blocked by people coming upstairs. She quickly retreats back up the stairs.) (Sees that she has to keep him distracted longer.) So umm, what's this? (Points to his plate.)
MONICA: [her and Phoebe tilt their heads] Oh, that's too bad.
MONICA: Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
ROSS: Oh.
Lauren: (laughing) Oh, youre so funny. Listen, umm, what are you doing after rehearsals? Do you want to get a drink, or something?
RACHEL: Oh, come on squeeze it.
PHOEBE: Oh, OK, I don't eat meat.
ROSS: Oh, I promise, what.
Chandler: With Roger? (Monica shyly looks away.) Not just with Roger?! (Monica shrugs.) Oh my God!
RACHEL and PHOEBE: Oh God, absolutely.
Monica: Oh, Ive got it! I have got it! (Gets up and gets something from the dresser underneath the TV.) Pictures from your childhood. This will get you going good!
Monica: Hey! Oh, I'm so glad you're home, I thought tonight we could finally organize these photos!
RACHEL: Oh.
RACHEL: I'm off my break now so uh, um here you take this [hands back Ben] and um, I am gonna go pour these very nice people some coffee. Ok. Oh look at that, I don't have a pot. I don't have a pot. Well, hey, maybe I've got one at home, or in Scarsdale. Hey is that a door? [leaves]
RACHEL: Oh, God.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, we were so sorry to hear about your parents splitting up, dear.
MONICA: Oh, wait, and I got a beeper!
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
Rachel: Oh my God! Oh my God! I cant go! Im gonna be too nervous!
Phoebe: Oh, is this the bug lady?
PHOEBE: Hey now you have two. [Chandler looks annoyed] Oh, now you have two.
MR. GELLER: Oh thank you.
Joey: (simultaneously) Oh my God!!! I cant believe that!!
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
MONICA: Oh, this is so hard.
MR A: Oh, wait, I remember, she also said she wanted to sleep with me one last time.
MICH: Oh, that does sound. . .Ahh.
Monica: Ok, for my next song I think I�ll sing something a little more upbeat. All right? Oh, how about the PointerSisters �I am so excited�. And make it bouncy!
Phoebe: Oh, this is so intense. One side of my butt is totally asleep, and the other side has no idea.
RICHARD: Oh?
MRS. GELLER: Oh?
Phoebe: Yeah, I cant say croissant. (realises) Oh my God!
Monica: (That annoying competitiveness thing kicks in again, what the heck is that with her and why must the writers show it every flippin' episode?!) Oh, we're not seeing a movie!
PHOEBE: Oh that looks so good, oh I love it.
RACHEL: Oh.
Joey: (To Monica) Okay! Look-look-look, uh, if youre gonna be moving in with him I feel its my responsibility to tell you the truth about him! Okay? Hes a terrible roommate! Terrible! He uh, forgets to umm Oh-oh he always, he always ummOh, who am I kidding! Hes the best roommate ever! (Hugs Chandler.)
Chandler: Oh yeah, me too, she's so cool and pretty.
Phoebe: (her mobile phone rings) Oh, it's my wedding planner. She's driving me crazy! (she answers) Hello... Hey, ok, stop screaming! Ok? So, halibut. All right, so salmon, either way. I don't-I don't... it doesn't matter to me!
Rachel: Oh, Joey, you know what, no-one is gonna be able to tell.
Rachel: Oh, y'know what? That was a complete misunderstanding! (Ross puts his arms around her and they act all sweetness and light)
JOEY: Oh, that's OK. You uh, you had a thing.
JOEY: Oh, well great.
Joey: Oh wow! Okay man, Im sorry. I did not mean to make you feel bad.
Rachel: Oh, Im fine. (Gasps in pain as she sits down.)
Chandler: Lie!!! How hard is that?! The checks in the mail! Oh your baby is so cute! I cant wait to read your book Ross!!
Emily: Oh my God!
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
Chandler: (nearly whispering) Oh dear God, there's two of them!
Rachel: Oh yeah, really? Is it Ross? Yeah? Okay, well let me make this a just a little bit easier for you.
MONICA: Oh, you're a grandpa.
Rachel: No! Joey, oh youre so sweet. Youre so-so sweet, honey. But Im not, Im not looking for a husband.
PHOEBE: Oh my God.
CHANDLER: Oh, ooh.
CHANDLER: Oh it's uh, over there on the table.
RACHEL: Oh my God.
ROSS: Wha-, oh, quit it.
MONICA: Oh that's great, why don't you tell mommy on me.
Joey: Oh, no no no. Its for Ursula. I just figured, you know, size-wise.