words in movies
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Joey: Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Ross: Oh.
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Rachel: Yes, okay, oh, by the way, I just gotta say, I think it's really nice of you that even after you've moved, you still keep storing that stuff for Joey!
Ross: Oh my god...
Rachel: Oh wow, it's so beautiful...
Monica: Oh my god!
Ross: Oh, hey...
Rachel: Okay, oh, here's what you do. Just act like everything around you turns you on.
Rachel: Oh, wow, Molly is just great!
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Rachel: Oh wow, you are really, you're really a creep.
Ross: Oh, I'm sorry, did I say "invest it"? I meant "be cool and piss it all away" (Joey and Chandler pleased)
Phoebe: (finding something interesting in the trash can) Oh my God!
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Phoebe: Oh my god, we killed Bob!
Chandler: Oh. You mind if I join you?
Phoebe: Oh right, like theyre gonna let me have a passport.
Rachel: Oh, give me! (opens the box happily, then gets freaked and throws away the box, she and Mon jump up the sofa)
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Chandler: I was not and oh God, shh!
Rachel: Oh, you bought me a present! Why?
Rachel: (looking at the speed dial) Oh, I win! Hes got Barneys on his speed dial.
Joey: Oh man! I have to get those done too?!
Phoebe: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Phoebe: (shocked) Oh, well, it's a shame that you-that you miss the movie 'cause we were gonna see, you know, either "Liar, Liar" or "Betrayal", or... "An Affair To Remember".
Joey: Oh good...
JULIE: Um, oh, I don't know. I mean, it's definitely weird not being with Ross, but I guess I'm doing OK. Actually I've got some of his stuff that he, um....
Sonia: Oh absolutely.
Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.
Chandler: Oh, we wanted to finish the crossword before we went to bed. Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red?
Rachel: Oh no no no
Eric: Oh I feel very lucky, shes great. I think shes the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen.
Rachel: People keep saying that. Oh I'm sorry Gavin
Phoebe: Hi hi...Oh you have got to sing.
Phoebe: Oh, its Ross on one of his drives!
Joey: Oh my God!
Will: Oh, Ill-Ill be fine. Just God I hate her Ross! I hate her!
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Ross: Oh, yeah, yeah that�s Michelle.
Ross: Oh, yeah, hello, well, now, here I am.
Ross: Oh, just this woman I�ve been seeing.
Rachel: Oh, hey! Hi, there you are, I�ve been looking for you everywhere!
Rachel: Please. I haven't heard from her in seven months, and now she calls me? I mean, what else is it about? Oh! She was my best friend, you guys! We went to camp together... she taught me how to kiss..
Phoebe: Oh you�ll probably take care of that on your hands.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Michelle: You feel that too? Oh, I thought that was just me!
Ross: Oh, really!
Ross: Oh, really!
Rachel: Oh yeah.
Rachel: Oh God. You know what? Who you think you are? Who are you to decide what messages I should or should not get?
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
JULIE: So is there like a story or do they just stard doing it right. . . oh, never mind.
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah.
Joey: Oh my god, you're right!
Monica: Hey sweetie. Oh good. (Takes the baking dish from her.)
Rachel: (gasps) Oh, he brought her back to his apartment.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Notices the boots) Oh Monica! Those boots are amazing!
Ross: Oh great! Were going out again Saturday. But I just found shes also seeing some other guy.
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Phoebe: oh umm Mike's picking me up for a date.
Rachel: Oh, well, that's - that's very sweet. Thank you.
Phoebe: (thinking to herself) Chandlers knees. Chandlers ankles. Chandlers ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, youre all set.
Joey: Oh, great, pretty soon they'll be back together.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.
Rachel: Oh, yes! Well have ourselves a little baby Ruth
Mrs. Geller: Oh I wish youre grandmother had lived to see this.
Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
Monica: Oh my god, then...
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Rachel: Oh.
Ross: Oh. Crab cake?
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Dana: Wow. Oh, I am really flattered, but I just I dont feel that way about you.
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Joey: Oh...how much?
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Joey: Oh, women can. You can't.
Chandler: Oh! Right.
Chandler: Oh ok.
Phoebe: Oh! Alright. Well I think the reason people laugh is becuase it's a play on the word roomy.
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Phoebe: Oh. Wow.
Ross: Oh! (Does a laugh/groan.) Listen umm, I, I just stopped by to see if you wanted to see this play tonight. Umm, its supposed to be excellent. The director is the same
Mrs. Bing: Oh honey! This is so exciting! I thought we screwed you up so bad this day would never come. Oh and just think. Soon therell be lots of little Bings. (He freaks out and loosens the tie again.)
Monica: Oh really? Okay? Well what would you say if I told you that, yknow, Ross or Chandler could beat you up?
Phoebe: Oh!
ROSS: Oh yes, the weenie from Torrini.
Monica: Oh, you're so sweet. (They hug and kiss.) Oh, but wait, what about our, what about the future and stuff?
Janice: Oh, what are you, stupid? Its been three hours.
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
Ross: Oh yeah, let me just finish this.
Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
Chandler: Oh, I'm so sorry!