words in movies
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Joey: Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Ross: Oh.
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
ROSS: Ahh, oh that's OK, I mean, he's probably got, you know, parties to go to and stuff. But, ya know, he's moved on. Hey, that, that's the way it goes right.
Phoebe: Oh God, I tried everything to make myself feel better. I even tried writing a song about it... but... I can't think of anything that rhymes with AARRGGHH!! (pause) Hey Monica, I really need your help getting through this...
Ross: Oh, (he goes towards Mike in order to shake hands but Mike hugs him) hey, oh... I... I was-I was going for a hand shake.
Rachel: Oh, that is so sweet. I think Im falling in love with you all over again.
RACHEL: Oh ok.
Ross: So weird to see all these people again... Oh my God, look, there's Geoffrey Cleric.
MONICA: Oh, I ordered mine first.
Rachel: Oh, Ross, c'mon, please! Don't make this harder than it already is!
ALL: Oh no.
JOEY: Oh no, what happened?
RICHARD: Oh, well that's not so crazy.
RICHARD: Oh, alright.
Richard: Oh, (laughs) that was the blind date that I told you about, she called and switched it to today.
Ross: Oh, I don't know, they seem to have a shared interest in each other's tonsils...
Rachel: Oh! Oh! Can I give out the candy? I really want to be with the kids right now. Yknow, ever since I got pregnant I-I have the strongest maternal instincts.
Frank: Oh come on we went, we went to Time Square, we found ninja stars, I almost got arm broken by a hooker...
RACHEL: Oh, stop that, stop that right now.
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
RYAN: Oh God help me.
ROSS: Oh, now you can exchange them if you want, ok.
Rachel: Whoa!! Whoa, whoa, wait a minute. What time did your little friend leave? (Ross cant answer that) Oh my God. She was there? She was still there? She was in there, when I was in there?!
MONICA: Oh yeah.
Chandler: (sarcastically) Oh, I left them on my bulldozer... I don't have tools!
RACHEL: Oh, this lipstick looks just great on you.
Phoebe: Oh, I (starts jabbering incoherently)
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
PHOEBE: Oh.
RYAN: Oh, I spilled some.
Joey: Oh, you're fine, yeah, for a first job.
RACHEL: Oh yeah.
PHOEBE: Oh no, ooh, ooh, did somebody forget to use a coaster?
Monica: Oh THATS ME! (she runs to the pizza guy)
CHANDLER: Oh o-, OK man.
Rachel: Oh Mon, listen I have to ask! Okay, Joey Tribbiani invited me back to his apartment, now does he do this with a lot of girls?
Mike: Oh, sorry. (He digs in again and finally finds what he's been looking for. A key.)
Caitlin: Oh, is there a problem?
Phoebe: Not really, I got to drag him around too! (They all nod, "Oh.")
Mr. Geller: Oh my God, does she really thinks that?
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
RICHARD: Oh, yeah!
Phoebe: Oh...Who was so stupid and stubborn that she lashed out against her friend's cooking which she actually thinks is pretty great! (raises her hand)
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
CHANDLER: Oh hey listen, don't be mad at him, it's our fault. I'm sorry we've been hoggin so much of his time.
MRS. GELLER: Oh, Jack.
Woman: OH MY GAWD!! (Yep, you guessed it. Its Janice.)
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe we could... (he sweeps the stuff off the table and wordlessly invites Monica to have sex on it)
CHAN: Oh good, I was hoping that would come up.
RACHEL: Oh, hi!
PHOEBE: Oh, my.
Paul: Oh Rachel, Im so sorry. I didnt mean to overwhelm you. Its just that, when those gates open, you (Starts to breakdown.) Hard to close em. But they are closed now. Believe me.
Phoebe: All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
Joey: (voice-over) Oh, and then Monica joked that she wouldnt go out with a guy like Chandler...
ALL: OH.....MY.....GOD!!
ROSS: Wow, well uh, uh, actually, Julie's downstairs getting a cab, I just need the cat toy, did Monica say. . . What? Why, why are you looking at me like that? RACH: I don't know, I, I feel like I had a dream about you last night but I, I don't remember. ROSS: OK. Oh, oh, oh. [runs over and picks up the cat toy] RACH: Did we speak on the phone last night? Did you call me? ROSS: No, I stayed at Julie's last night. RACH: Huh. ROSS: Oh, actually I haven't even been home yet. Do you mind if I check my messages? RACH: Oh yeah, go ahead. [Rachel walks in her room. Ross picks up the phone and dials his machine to check his messages.] ROSS: Rach, I got a message from you. [pauses] Who's Michael? [Rachel comes out of her room, suddenly she remembers leaving the message.]
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah, um-mm. Oh!
Rachel: Oh, really, let me see, let me see.
JOEY: Oh, I'm gettin' heat from the guy in the hot pink thong.
Chandler: (Sees the picture) Oh no! No! No! No! (Monica gasps as well.)
RICHARD: Oh, that's why you never see pigeons at sushi bars.(they both start laughing at Richard's poor joke) See, we're having fun.
RACHEL: Oh hi, Mr. Wineburg, hi Mrs. Wineburg.
Monica: Oh, they-they sent me home.
Rachel: Uh... Oh, Mindy, you are so stupid. Oh, we are both so stupid.
RACHEL: Oh dear God.
Rachel: Oh. (they knock at the next door, Mr. Heckles answers) Hi. We just found this cat and we're looking for the owner.
SUSIE: Oh that's me, I gotta go.
LITTLE BULLY: Oh really, you guys tryin' again?
MR. GELLER: Oh, Judy. Oh, Judy.
Joey: (on tv) Oh, you said it Mike. (rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Chandler: Oh God!
Monica: Oh.
Joey: Oh good, uh youre here. Uh Pheebs? Listen uh sit down. I-I got something I want to say.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Yeah, so you-you bumped into Richard! You grabbed a bite! It's no big deal. (He still ain't happy.)
Chandler: I think I know what you mean though...the lamp is the hotel's, but the bulbs (goes to take the bulb)...oh, you already got that.
Rachel: Ooooh! Wow!! Oh, hi.
Rachel: (laughs) Oh my God! Oh, thats funny, I cant believe I did that.
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Phoebe: Oh my God!! (She runs after him, but sets of the security system, which locks the stores door and brings down a set of bars behind her, caging her in.) No! What?! Help me! Let me out! Now! (Points the musket at them.)
Joey: With Carol? (Ross gives him a look.) Oh.
Danny: Oh, damn! I got it on my pants.
PHOEBE: Hey. Oh thanks for the great movie tip.
PHOE: Oh, oh sweet Lord! This is what evil must taste like!
Rachel: Oh please, I hate packing, its closer to work, and we do have fun. Although, Im really gonna miss living with you.
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Joey: Oh! Oh-oh, you gotta pick Joey! I mean, name one famous person named Chandler.
AMBER: Oh Drake.
Chandler: Oh yeah man. (to Kathy) Joey. (Hands her the phone.)
Charlie: Oh, well, we can go see the Chronos Quartet at the Avery Fisher Hall.
ROSS: Oh you know, pretty much the usual, uh, sun shining, birds chirping.
Monica: Oh, So you can move them!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, come here. (Puts a little wax on Joeys arm and puts a strip on it.)
Phoebe: Oooh. Oh, well this is awkward.
Rachel: Oh, oh, that's what you're talking about. (to Chandler) Hey.
Ross: It was, it was great. Oh, what happened?
Ross: Oh.
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Phoebe: Oh, okay then.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. What's this? (picks up a book)
Phoebe: Oh.