words in movies
Phoebe: (To Joey) Oh hey! How was your audition?
Phoebe: Oh! You got it?!
Joey: Oh, its this big budget period movie about these three Italian brothers who come to America around the turn of the century. Its really classy! Oh, and the director is supposed to be the next, next Martin Scorcese.
Joey: (on phone) Oh my God!
Joey: Are you kidding me? I never rent a movie without it! (Listens) Oh. (Listens) Uh, okay uh let me call you back. (Hangs up.)
Rachel: (To Phoebe) Oh my God! We have to throw her a shower?!
Rachel: Oh my God Phoebe, this is impossible! We cant do this by Friday! We have to find a place. We have to invite people! We have to get food! Theres just too much to do! Its impossible! We cant do it! We cannot do it! We cannot do it!
Phoebe: Oh okay. All right, then I need to calm down a little.
Monica: Oh boy me too!
Joey: Oh great! Yknow I wouldve been perfect for this part, but whatever! Yknow, thanks for making a bad decision and ruining your movie! Good day! (Starts to leave.)
The Casting Director: Oh and your agent said you were okay with the nudity.
Monica: Oh my God, what are you gonna do?!
Rachel: Oh my God youre amazing! Did you just pull that out of her purse?
Ross: Oh. Oh, thats right. So-so you did see me that day because it seemed like you didnt.
Ross: Oh.
Cassie: Oh my God! You do a great Chandler!
Ross: Oh right. Right. Ooh, remember the time I uh, I pinned you down and tickled you til you cried? (She laughs) Were probably too old to do that now.
Woman: Oh thank you.
Phoebe: Thank you. (To the other woman) No? (She nods.) All right. (She goes to another pairing.) Oh, its so nice to see you.
Monica: Oh, just until the glue dries.
Ross: (in his head) Shes your cousin. Shes your cousin! If she knew what was going on in your head shed think you were sick! (She grabs some popcorn.) Or would she? Lets back up a second. She was the one who suggested opening a bottle of wine. She was the one who turned down the lights. She was the one that wanted to rent Logans Run, the sexiest movie ever. (She grabs the blanket from behind him and looks at him.) Oh, I know that look. Forget it. I want it. She wants it. Im going in.
Ross: (in his head) Say something clever! (Pause.) Okay, doesnt have to be clever, it just has to be words. Say some words. (Pause) Any words will do. (Pause) Oh my God! This is the longest that anyone has not talked ever! (Pause) There is nothing you can say to make this worse!! So just say something!! (Pause.) (To her) I-I, I uh havent had sex in a very long time. (She leaves.) (In his head) Yeah, you really shouldnt have said anything.
Monica: Phoebe! Rachel! Its Monica! I wonder what you could possibly need me for on such short notice! (She bursts into the apartment to find only Phoebe and Rachel sitting on the couch.) Oh.
Rachel: Oh Monica, we are so sorry.
The Director: Oh thats great! Okay, well Ive heard everything I need to hear. I just need to uh, Leslie
Joey: Oh! Hey right! Not a problem. (He starts taking off his clothes.) I totally understand. You need to yknow make sure I dont have any horrible scars or tattoos. Dont you worry; I have nothing to hide. (He drops his pants and stands back up and looks down.) So there you go, thats me. (We cut to a camera angle looking at the casting director and movie director through Joeys legs.) One hundred percent natural! (Suddenly, theres a thud as something falls off.) (Everyone is shocked.) I tell ya, that has never happened before.
Phoebe: Oh! No problem! I (Cassie emerges from the bathroom and we once again visit slow motion Barry White background music land with the sexy hair-flipping thing going on, only this time Phoebe is entranced. For more information on Denise Richards you can visit your local library or look her up on the Internet at her official website at www.deniserichards.com.)
Chandler: (entering) Oh hey Rachel, sweetheart? You have got to tell the post office that you have moved. Okay? We are still getting all your bills and stuff. (Hands her all of her bills and stuff.)
Chandler: Oh, it's nothing, it's a little thing... I hate that guy.
Mindy: Oh God! You see, that's what I was afraid of!
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Aw, remember the days when you used to go out to the barn, lift up your shirt, and bend over?
Rachel: Oh no? Pheebs? Monica? Do I know anything about babies?
Rachel: Oh, that's funny!
Joey: Oh, yeah.
Joey: Oh, oh, oh, sorry.
Joey: Oh, uh, ok. Right this way. All the other pregnant women seem to be goin' in here.
Lydia: Ok, that's ok. I'm fine. I'm... oh!
Joey: Oh yeah? And who do you like?
Monica: Oh yeah? When?
Monica: Oh. Maybe they're- napping.
Rachel: Oh, look, wish me luck!
Rachel: Oh, well, that shouldnt be so hard, now that youre dating. (Imitating men at their worst) "Sweetheart, youre fired, but how bout a quickie before I go to work?"
Joey: Oh, it is.
Chandler: (smiling again) oh, oh, yeah, ok, thanks. I can't believe I didn't even think of that. I guess I was just so worried about having to... come here and do... 'that'...
Joey: Oh, just had a baby.
Phoebe: Okay. Oh but dont tell them Monicas pregnant because, they frown on that.
Rachel: Oh.
Joey: Oh yeah! Amy just burned Jos manuscript. I dont see how he could ever forgive her.
Phoebe: Oh my God! I cant believe my little brother is married!
Carol: Oh, god.
Joey: Oh well, hey, Joeys loveable too! But the thing about Joey is, if you need him, hell be there.
Phoebe: Oh, wait, let me get you another glass. That's been sitting out.
Ross: Oh, thanks, Pheebs!
Susan: Oh, look at that.
Phoebe: Oh, but I can't do that-
Monica: Oh, thank you. Would you like a tour?
Ross: Oh, I know. (Laughs) Yknow, just-just talking about it is getting me kinda
Chandler: (rushing in) Oh, good! Good! Do you guys know how to get a chick out of a VCR?!
Phoebe: Oh, hello, kettle? This is Monica. You're black.
Phoebe: Oh, look, he's got Ross's haircut!
Joey: Oh! Maybe they'll name yours after you! Y'know, they'll call it, The Ross. And then people would be like, "Awww, he's got a Ross."
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Joey: Oh, just, y'know.... science.
Joey: Oh, OK.
Mrs. Geller: Oh, dear. Jack, how do I turn this off?
Rachel: Oh! Oh, I think Im gonna throw up a little bit. What did you say?
Phoebe: Oh, let me see! (takes the picture)
Phoebe: Oh, hey, y'know what? Tell them that bone story.
Phoebe: Oh, well, see, there's this guy she met at the...
CHANDLER: Oh, I thought that's what they used to cover Connecticut when it rained.
Chandler: Hey! (Sees Ross is there) Oh, good, Ross! Youre parents like me, right?
Chandler: Oh, that's Ross's.
Rachel: Oh.... my God.
Gunther: (to Chandler) Oh, no-no, no-no-no, theres none of that in here.
Rachel: Oh, no, no, I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.
Rachel: Oh my God! (Rachel, Leslie, Kiki, and Joanne all scream and hug each other.
Joey: Oh yeah, lava spewing, hot ash, of course some are dormant.
Rachel: (deadpan) Oh honey thank God youre home, I was getting worried.
Chandler: I mean I was nothing before you. Call the other girls and ask. Which wouldn't take long. But when I'm with you, and we're together, OH MY GOD.
Monica: Oh, from who?
Monica: Oh, why?
Phoebe: No-no, oh, Im fine with the age thing y'know, until it starts sticking its tongue down my little brothers throat!
Chandler: Oh, so being a good friend means acting like a total jerk?
Ross: Oh, hey, hey, I got that.
Julie: Oh, thanks, sweetie.
JOEY: Oh yeah.
Ross: Oh Rach thats great. Thats great. (They hug and Joey breathes a sigh of relief.)
Amy: Oh. Yeah. Well.. You didn't come see me when I was in the hospital when I was getting my lips done.
Julie: Oh my god.
Chloe: Oh no. I feel it isnt really anybodys business, y'know.
Young Ethan: Oh, I'm a senior... in High School.
Ross: (to the kid) Oh yeah? Well, I'm rubber, you're glue, whatever(to Chandler)can't do it. (to the kid) Listen, uh- gimme back my puck.
Phoebe: Oh no, Rach, no no, you know youre never supposed to wake a sleeping baby.
Joey: (entering, dancing and singing) Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! Oh mommie, oh daddie, I am a big old baddie! (He dances around the dinner table and exits)
Phoebe: (sees Ross) Oh Ross no. Be careful, that is very old! Okay? Early Colonial bird merchants used to bring their birds to market in that.
Rachel: Oh. (we hear laughing from the upstairs apartment) Oh my God, is that Phoebe?
Monica: Oh my God!
Monica: Oh my God!
Ross: Well, that's because you're such a sweet, gentle, uh...Do you, uh, do you...Oh, hey, uh you must need detergent.
Phoebe: Oh. Oh!
Chandler: Oh, y'know what? The last time Joey went to a meadow, his mother was shot by a hunter.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Oh, she's got gorgeous hair.
Chandler: Oh. Oh, God! (He starts running around like a chicken with his head cut off.)
Joey: What? That's not? (Realizes) Oh my God.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre getting a massage! You never let me massage you!!
Monica: Oh, thats great! I mean Im-Im sorry, but Im so happy for you. And now I can work for you!
Rachel: Oooooh. (reads letter) (surprised): Oh! I got an interview! I got an interview!
Rachel: Oh, God! Please, somebody say something.
Phoebe: Oh yeah! Oh, I can do that.
Phoebe: Oh, yeah. Ok, thank you.
Rachel: Oh dont even ask!
Lydia: Oh, boy, do they suck.
Julie: Oh, you're busy, that's ok, I'll get it. Anybody else want one?
Phoebe: Oh, all right. What did I have?
Helena: Well I wouldnt miss it for the world. Oh! Im getting all misty here! Youd think I was having my legs waxed or something. (Goes back on stage.)
Rachel: Thank you. (Examines it) Oh, cool! Free sample of coffee!
Monica:: Oh well this is the only one they had at our video store, but they did have something called crocodile killers. Or does it always have to be sharks?
Annabelle: Oh, actually I sorta have plans.
Rachel: Oh, this is so cute.
Susan: Oh, I got that for him.
Joey: Oh thats okay. Hey, actually in a way its kinda nice. Me, bringing the food of my ancestors, you, the food of yours!
Joey: Oh no-no-no-no, she wants to talk to you!
Rachel: Oh. Oh my God.
Ross: Oh, I'm threatened by you?
Phoebe: Oh let me guess, and you wanna have them all at the same time and you wanna have them for your brother.