words in movies
Chandler: I hope you know what Im giving up for ya, because shes not just the boss in your office, if you know what I mean.
[Scene: Joannas office, Joanna and Chandler are making out on her chair. Chandler isnt wearing any pants.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
Rachel: Okay, swear you wont tell, but when Mark left he gave me a key to Joannas office. Do you wanna see the list?
[Scene: Joannas office, Chandler, still handcuffed to the chair, is looking through the lingerie catalogue by turning the pages with his teeth. The phone rings and Chandler answers it with his nose.]
Chandler: Hello, Joanna (Realises he doesnt know her last name) s office.
[Cut to Rachels office as her intercom buzzes.]
Rachel: You never come into this office again!
Rachel: No, theres nothing to make up, shes gonna know that I have a key to her office, Ive got to get you locked up back the way you were! (She tries to drag him over to the chair, but Chandler stops her.)
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are having a little tug-of-war with his pants.]
Rachel: Chandler! Chandler, please, I have to get you locked up back the way you were, I am sooo gonna lose my job, shes very private about her office. Now I know why.
[Scene: Joannas office, Rachel and Chandler are still negotiating.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is coming in for the day.]
Joanna: (from her office) Whos out there?
Rachel: Yeah, sure. Umm, they didnt have poppy seed bagels, so I (Enters Joannas office and sees her handcuffed to her chair wearing nothing but a slip) Oh my word!
Joanna: I seem to have had a slight office mishap. Could you please get the key off the back of the door for me.
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Zack's office]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing Ive heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyers office.
Phoebe: All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
[Scene: Macs Office, Mac is talking to C.H.E.E.S.E. about their case.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
[Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: I dont know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]
[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]
[Scene: Mr. Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview.]
Chandler: Yes, it is, at Office Max.
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
Chandler: No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
[Scene: Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.]
[Scene: Barry's Office, the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?
(They start to kiss, and Ross rushes into the office to break it up.)
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!