words in movies
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and her are coming back from lunch.]
Chandler: Oh, thats-thats okay, no problem. (He starts to look around her office.)
Rachel: Honey um, honey, you do realise that we dont keep the womens lingerie here in the office?
[Scene: Rachels office, Joannas telling Rachel, her side of the story.]
[Scene: Rachels office.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Chandler and Joanna are returning from their lunch date. He is telling her about her mascara problem. Rachel is already there.]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel comes in and Gavin is there]
[Scene: Rachel's office, Rachel and Gavin there, phone rings, Gavin picks it up]
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Ross: OK! Last night after the party I saw Rachel kissing that jerk from her office out on your balcony.
[Scene: Rachels office, Rachel is confronting Joanna about her interview.]
Chandler: Yes, but theres two in martini, soo everybody back to my office.
Rachel: Okay, very cute braces. Anyway yknow what, the point is Tag, start looking because you are going to find those contracts on your desk. (She goes into her office.)
[Scene: Professor Sherman's office, Ross is relating to Professor Sherman]
[Scene: Zack's office]
[Scene: Casting Director #2s office, Joey is on his second audition. This one is for Purina One Dog Chow, an actual item. Please note the gratuitous product placement.]
Earl: Well I only have one thing to do today. (He looks at his board in his office that reads, "Todays Tasks: KILL SELF.") I guess I could push it back.
[Scene: Benjamin's office. Ross and Charlie are entering.]
Chandler: It's weird! In a doctor's office?
[Scene: Rosss office, hes unlocking his office door as Elizabeth walks up.]
Rachel: Yeah I know. She ran into him at my office and they just made out. And the craziest thing is, now my boss likes me because I told her about it and she said it was the best gossip shed heard all year.
[Scene: Chandler's office. He's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: Ross' office. Ross is pacing and Benjamin enters]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, Chandler is on a coffee break as Lowell enters.]
[Cut to Joannas outer office, where Rachel and Sophie work. They are both coming back from lunch.]
[Scene: Earls Office, Earl has his head in his hands as Phoebe enters.]
Rachel: Yeah but, my assistant Tag does sit-ups in the office during lunch. Ohh! I could just spread him on a cracker.
[Scene: A Street, Chandler and Monica are walking down the sidewalk after his office holiday party.]
Rachel: So maybe something in an office.
Chandler: Oh, uhm... I have to work too. Yeah, I'm stuck at the office all day.
Rachel: Oh honey, this is his office too. I told you we're Joanna's two assistants.
[Scene: Mr. Zellner's office. There is a knock on the door.]
Ross: (quickly jumping away from Elizabeth) Yes, professor Feesen-sen-stenlger Ill be with you in one moment. (To Elizabeth) So, I will take one box of the Thin Mints. (And he ushers Elizabeth out of the office.)
[Scene: The casting directors office, Joey is there to show off to the director, so to speak.]
[Scene: A Casting Directors Office, Joey is entering for his callback.]
[Scene: Doctor Connelly's office]
Chandler: Okay, our news. My company has asked me to head up our office in Tulsa , so as of Monday I'm being officially relocated.
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Rachel: No! Come on its late, were not gonna go down to the office.
Ross: Hey listen can you do me a big favor? The deans office just called and said there was an urgent meeting. Can you watch Ben for like an hour?
Mrs. Tedlock: Yes. Well, Mr. Kostelick wants you to stop by his office at the end of the day.
Monica: Oh my God! Oh, this is incredible! Ohh! (she rolls over and kisses him on the cheek) All right, y'know what? Im just gonna roll right into that office and-and quit!
Phoebe: No, no, no, I know, I know, ooh. (on the phone in a different voice) 'Hi, this is Katelynn, from Phoebe Buffay's office. Um, is um, Ann there for Phoebe, she'll know what it's about.'
[Scene: A Medical Research Office, Joey is there to sign up for an experiment, any experiment.]
Ross: Because I am bored...Out of my mind. Ive already been to the bank, post office, and the dry cleaners.
(Raymond and Joey go in the office.)
Chandler: (entering, happily, with a bottle of champagne, thinking that Monica is the only one there) Ha-ha-ha-(sees everyone)-enh-enh. I'm so glad you guys are all here! My office finally got wrinkle free fax paper!
[Scene: Rachel's job interview, she is waiting outside Mr. Zelner's (the interviewer) office banging her pen between her teeth.]
[Scene: Petes office, he is participating in a conference call with three other employees, each of whom are on a different TV screen that he controls with a remote.]
[Scene: The Doctors office, Phoebe is giving a pep talk to the petrie dish containing the embryos.]
[Scene: Ralph Lauren. Mr Zelner's office. Ross knocks on the door and enters.]
[Scene: Barry's Office, Rachel and Barry are getting dressed.]
[Scene: Rachels Outer Office, shes returning from lunch to see Tag not doing his sit-ups.]
Rachel: Yeah, well Bettys kinda sad. Which is why I believe I can lure her away with these chocolates. (Holding up the box of chocolates.) Now, while I distract her, you get in the office.
[Scene: Dr. Longs Office, Ross and Rachel are waiting for the doctor. Ross is drumming his fingers on the bed.]
Rachel: Okay, I think we can get the evaluation back before they see it, but were gonna have to get into Mr. Zelners office. Now, he doesnt get in until 10, so hes no problem, but his assistant, Betty, she comes in early to eat her breakfast at her desk.
Rachel: You had no right coming down to my office Ross. You do not bring a picnic basket to somebodys work! Unless maybe they were a park ranger!
Ross: ...can't, can't a guy send a barbershop quartet to his girlfriend's office anymorrrrre!!
[Scene: Chandler's office building. Joey and Jeannie are talking.]
Monica: (on phone) Hello? (Listens) Yeah, hi! Mrs. Tribbiani? (Listens) Hi, this is Monica Geller. (Listens) Yeah Im just calling to say that Chandler and I uh, really hope you can make it to the wedding. Yeah, apparently a bunch of invitations that we sent werent delivered. Umm, I guess there was some screw up at the damn post office! (Joey nods his approval.) (Listens) T-Tell me about it! (Listens) Yeah, yeah, the US Post Office? No, more like US lost office! (Listens) What are they Irish?! (Joey gives her a thumbs up.)
Ross: Well, I tried! But when I got to my lawyers office all I could hear was, "Three divorces. Three divorces!" Look, I just dont want my tombstone to read, Ross Gellar, Three Divorces.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Ross: That may be the most depressing thing Ive heard in my life. I should probably get these to my lawyers office.
Gym Employee: Okay, Dave in the membership office, handles quitters. (Both Chandler and Ross start to make their way to the membership office.) Uh, excuse me, (to Ross) are you a member?
Phoebe: (on phone) Hi, this Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies, can I speak to your supply manager please? (Listens) Earl, thanks. (Listens) Hi Earl, this is Phoebe from Empire Office Supplies Id like to talk to you about your toner needs. (Shes reading from the script.)
[Scene: Dr. Rhodes's Office, a rather large group of doctors has now gathered to take a look at Ross's thing. Ross is none too pleased with the developments, he has a disgusted look on his face.]
Phoebe: All right so Earl, lets just forget about the people at the office, okay? There-theres gotta be someone else in your life worth sticking around for! What about-what about your family, your friends, or maybe your girlfriend?
Monica: (rolling towards the office) Im quitting!! Woo-hoo! (She rolls through a doorway and out of sight. We then hear a big crash, and see Monica roll past the door the other way.) Im okay!! Im all right!!
[Scene: A doctors office, Rachel is on an examining table with her legs in the stirrups.]
Phoebe: Oh, okay I didnt get that message. So this doesnt countAnyway, Ill be in my office.
Chandler: Okay, Ms. McKenna, she kind of works above my boss, she asked me to move to Tulsa and be the president of our office there, and I was sleeping and apparently, said yes.
[Scene: Prof. Sherman's office. Sherman is still asleep on his chair, blocking the door.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office. Chandler is playing with a toy as his boss Mr. Douglas knocks and opens the door.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office in Tulsa, in the conference room. Chandler's staff/co-workers are sitting round the table; Chandler is walking around, when he notices a piece of paper attached to the back of his chair.]
[Scene: Macs Office, Mac is talking to C.H.E.E.S.E. about their case.]
Chandler: So, it's a typical day at work. I'm inputting my numbers, and big Al calls me into his office and tells me he wants to make me processing supervisor.
Drew: Hold on, yknow I just got a box of Cubans, maybe I bring them by your office around uh, five?
[Scene: Pediatrician's office]
Janice: Hi! Hi sweetheart! This is my husband Sid, I dont think youve met him. Ross, Rachel, this is Sid. I nabbed him a year ago at the dermatologists office. Thank God for adult acne huh? (Does the laugh.)
Rachel: (thinks) Yknow, I dont-I dont know. Let me, let me check. (As she heads for her office, she stops glances over her should at Tag, looks into her office, and finds the folder on her desk.)
[Scene: The Doctors office, Dr. Zane is examining Phoebe as Frank and Alice watch.]
[Scene: Chandler's new window office, he is showing Phoebe around.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is hard at work.]
Rachel: I mean what if this keeps happening? Y'know, they'll-they'll be outside smoking, making all the decisions and I'll just be up in my office breathing my stupid clean air, y'know? And then when the day comes when Kim wants to promote one of us, who do you think she's gonna pick? Me or Smokey Smokerson?
Rachel: I don't know. It's so complicated. I work with this guy, you know, I have the baby, and I have Ross, and I just...I don'tknow what to do and I have to be at the office and see Gavin in ten minutes.
[Scene: Mr. Zelner's office, Rachel has come back again to try and do that second interview.]
Monica: Look at us all dressed up for the big office party! By the way, what are we celebrating?
Chandler: I dont know R.G., I was thinking something girlie for your office.
[Scene: Chandler's office, he's on the phone, agitated.]
[Scene: The Medical Research office, Joey is there with Carl in the waiting room. Two identical twins come out and both wave by at the same time.]
[Scene: The telemarketing office, Phoebe is still trying to talk Earl out of suicide.]
[Scene: Chandlers office, he is just finishing a meeting with his boss.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Tag and her are planning how to get the review back.]
Chandler: Yes, it is, at Office Max.
[Scene: A Doctor's Office, Ross is having his thing looked at by Dr. Rhodes.]
JOEY: But wait, wait, wait. Then, after I left her office, she caught up with me at the elevator and offered me an even bigger part.
Chandler: No, no, Ross and Rachel will be back soon and then I gotta go to the office (Pulls another balloon out of his mouth) Am I producing them?
Tag: Well, its not out here. Is there any chance it could be in your office?
[Scene: Barry's Office, the post-coital Barry and Rachel are recovering on the chair.]
[Scene: Chandler's Office, later that day, Nina is in his office.]
Chandler: No! In his office! How many kisses were there?
Rachel: It's the woman from the hospital admissions office. She says there's a problem with the form. Oh, god, oh god...
[Scene: Chandler's office, Monica and him are at a party his office is throwing.]
[Scene: Rachels office, Mark is packing his stuff into a box.]
Ross: (getting up) Okay! Fine! Fine! If-if this is what you think, forget about the whole three divorce thing! Okay, I-Ill go to my lawyers office right now and get this marriage annulled! Okay?! Because she means nothing to me! Noth(leans down to Megs ear)Nothing!!
Chandler: Well, what if we just ah, called her, used a fake name, and had her come to my office?