words in movies
Nurse #1: This poor guys been in a coma for five years. Its hopeless.
Nurse #2: Its not hopeless! Dr. Stryker Remorays a miracle worker. Look, here he comes.
Nurse: Now, which of you is the father? (Points to Joey and Ross)
Nurse: Well
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Hi.
Nurse: Hi.
Nurse: (not sure what to do with that) Okay
Male Nurse: Rachel.
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Male Nurse: Hey!
(A male nurse enters.)
Rachel: (stopping a nurse who's coming out of a room) Oh, uhm, excuse me, I'm here to see my father. My name is Rachel Green.
Rachel: Honey, listen, y'know what? The nurse said the doctor is wonderful.
Nurse: Miss Green, your father's doctor is on the phone if you'd like to speak to him.
[Scene: The Emergency Room. The officious admissions nurse is again on duty. Rachel and Monica enter, looking worried. As they approach the desk, Rachel adopts a winning smile, while Monica struggles to smile at all.]
(Nana passes for the second time and the nurse pulls the blanket over her. Ross and Monica go to tell the family)
Rachel: Hi, Pheebs? Okay, so just spoke to the nurse and the reason that your doctor is late is because uh, she's not coming.
Nurse: You are an idiot. (She hands over a blank form).
[Scene: The Semi-Private Labor Room, Evil Bitch and Sick Bastard are gone and Ross has just finished talking to a nurse as Rachel stands and stretches.]
[Scene: The Hospital. Erica is moaning and about to give birth. Monica, Chandler, a nurse and a doctor are there with her.]
Lydia: I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. (Joey smiles) So, did you see who won the game?
Ross: Okay. Okay. (To the nurse behind the desk.) Umm hi, this is Rachel Green. Im Ross Geller. We-we called from the car.
Ross: Y'know how-how the nurse said that-that Nana had passed? Well, she's not, quite..
Chandler: Weirdest thing. Did I hear(A nurse opens the privacy screen and Chandler sees Janice)Mother of God its true!
Nurse: Why dont we try massaging the breast to stimulate the flow. (Does so.)
Nurse: Okay Rachel, are you comfortable?
Nurse: This is a hospital.
Rachel: Okay. (The nurse exits.) Oh man, I swear if they sold these at Pottery Barn
Joey: Yeah. Listen to the slutty nurse.
(Meanwhile, Rachel has taken another call, from a nurse she'd hoped never to hear from again.)
Nurse: Hi!
Nurse: Would you like to see a semi-private room?
Ross: Thank you. (The nurse exits.)
Ross: The nurse said theyre bringing in another woman.
Nurse: I think I know who youre talking about.
Nurse: Hes in room 816.
(Another woman with a nurse and doctor enter, the woman is screaming.)
Nurse: I dont think the next patient is very far along.
Nurse: The doctor will be here in a minute to do your sonogram.
Nurse: Dr. Drake who?
Nurse: A doctor at this hospital?
Nurse: (calling to the woman) This rooms available.
Ross: Yeah. Shes putting her down now, thats her. (Points to the nurse putting Emma now.)
(Theres a knock on the door and the Nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: Ill come back for her later.
Nurse: (To Ross) Rossy, we're ready for you.
Chandler: So, are you really gonna go out with that nurse man?
Nurse: Youve done all you can Dr. Wesley. You have got to let her go.
Nurse: Hey, she just woke up! Shes hungry. Why dont we give this another try?
Chandler: So Dan, nurse not a doctor huh? Kinda girlie isn't it?
(a nurse walks in)
(The doctor hands the boy to the nurse, and she walks over to another part of the room with him.)
Monica: Okay. Lets hurryOh wait! Do we have a condom? (He looks at her.) Oh right! (Laughs and they resume making out when a nurse catches them in the act.)
Nurse: We're going to take Erica to recovery now.
Nurse: We'll just get him cleaned up a bit.
Nurse: Absolutely.
Nurse: He's under sedation, so he's pretty much out.
Monica: (to the nurse) Hi, (tiny laugh) um, I'm gonna need a new set of (tiny laugh) these forms (tiny laugh).
(Rachel glares at the nurse, who gives Monica a form attached to a clipboard.)
Nurse: Hey! Are you ready to try nursing again?
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
(A nurse gives Monica a pair of scissors. Monica gives it to Chandler, and they cut it together.)
(The nurse comes out of Nana's room.)
(A nurse shows another couple into the room.)
Nurse: Mr. Bing? (Chandler jumps up) Here you are! You'll go into that room and deposit your specimen into the container.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Nurse: Just so you know, Dr. Long cant be here today, she was called to the hospital, so Dr. Schiff will be seeing you.
Joey: Well how about this one? Testing the effects of Joey Tribbiani on attractive nurse receptionists.
Nurse: Right! We have a semi-private labor room waiting for you. So in just a minute
[Scene: Lydia's Hospital Room, Joey is helping Lydia go through labor, a nurse is now present in her room as well.]
Nurse: Its all right honey, it takes some babies a while to get it, but dont worry. Itll happen.
Chandler: (To the nurse at the nurses' station) My specimen is in the room and I just want to thank whoever knocked on the door while I was in there. Really helped speed the process along! (walks towards the common area and sees Janice is still there) Janice! You're not... gone?
Nurse: Okay. Have you started having contractions?
Nurse: Dr. Richard Burke is out of town. Dr. Timothy Burke, his son, will see you now.
Ross: Oh my God! Im sorry, I was talking to this nurse, completely forgot.
(Another nurse wheels the next pregnant woman in.)
(The nurse attending to the babies hears this, turns and stares at Chandler. Chandler moves Monica to the side and away from the nurse.)
Chandler: Oh, is this about you-you dating the nurse? Yeah, Joey already told me, and I am so-so fine. I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around.
Joey: Well hey-hey if she needs any idea for costumes, she could be a bikini model, or a slutty nurse, or a sexy cheerleader huhOoh-ooh, Leatherface from The Texas Chainsaw MassacreNo-no-no! Slutty Leatherface.
[Scene: Rachel and Barrys bedroom, Rachel is watching Days of Our Lives. Of course its a Dr. Drake Remoray scene. Its set in a hospital room, and Dr. Wesley and a nurse are talking about a female patient with a bandage around her head.]
[Scene: Rachels Doctors Office, she is waiting for her doctor as a nurse enters.]
(Theres a knock on the door and a nurse enters carrying Emma.)
Nurse: Mrs. Geller?
Nurse: Fill this out and bring it back to me.
Nurse: Im sorry, that information is restricted to hospital staff
Nurse: Im sorry. Semi-private rooms are all we have.
Chandler: (to nurse) Let me ask you, do you have to be Carol's lesbian life partner?
Nurse: Why?
Nurse: You're that stupid.
Nurse: It's just her water breaking. Calm down, will you?
Nurse: (Grimacing) Mmm hmmm.
Nurse: Well, you know your insurance will cover that.
Nurse: Breathe, breathe, breathe...
Nurse: All right, honey, time to start pushing.
(They reach the desk. The bored nurse thinks she's heard it all before.)
Nurse: Out!
Nurse: This almost never happens!
Phoebe: (to the nurse) Excuse me? Could you help me with something? The patient Im looking for has a broken leg and is in a wheelchair. And umm, hes like early to mid-thirties, very attractive.
Nurse: (angrily) You go get that animal outta here.
Chandler: Joeys gonna be thrilled! He was hoping youd come by as a slutty nurse.
Nurse: Excuse me... This hospital is for people!
Nurse: My god. You still have your Christmas lights up?