words in movies
Phoebe: Well, umm, not much. But, I was just thinking that since those guys just got engaged that maybe it would be nice if they had some privacy, yknow? So, could I just move in with you for a couple days?
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Joey: Yes it is perfectly good, and it is not one of the places the duck got sick!
Joey: I dont know! But he did not eat your face cream!
Joey: Hey little buddy, how are you feeling? (The duck does not get sick and Joey recoils in horror and heads for the couch.) What the hell is in that face cream? (Hes about to try out the couch but notices the bed in Rachels room. He walks into her room and feels the bed.) Thats so soft. (He pulls back the comforter.) Pillowcases! (He climbs in and groans in delight. Suddenly, he feels something under him and pulls out a little beat up paperback book. He opens it and starts to read from it.) (In his head.) Zelda looked at the chimney sweep. Her father, the vicar (Stops reading and thinks.) The vicar? (Continues reading) wouldnt be home for hours. Her loins were burning. She threw caution to the wind and reached out and grabbed his (Out loud.) Whoa! (Reads on in silence.) Whoa-ho-ho-ho! This is a dirty book! (Continues to read.)
Rachel: Hey-hey, yknow what? I dont care! Im not ashamed of my book. Theres nothing with a woman enjoying a little erotica. Its just a healthy expression of female sexuality, which by the way, you will never understand. (She goes into her room.)
Monica: Well, at least youre not hearing it for the first time at your fifth grade Halloween party.
Chandler: Clearly I did not start drinking enough at the start of the meal. (Starts to make up for lost time and takes a big swig of his drink.)
Monica: No! No its not! Its not gonna be okay! It sucks! No swing band! No lilies!
Chandler: Well, youre not suggesting that we spend all of the money on the wedding?
Chandler: Well, come on, Ive been saving this money for six years and I kinda had some of it earmarked for the future, not just for a party.
Chandler: No, I realize that honey, but Im not gonna spend all of the money on one party.
Monica: Honey, umm I-I love you, (laughs) but umm, if you call our wedding a party one more time, you may not get invited. Okay? (Laughs) Listen, we could always earn more money, okay? But uh, were only gonna get married once.
Rachel: Yknow, I can not believe you told him, Joey!
Phoebe: Oh, its my fault?! You didnt have to massage him! You couldve sent him away! You couldve not rolled Tonka trucks up and down his back!
Monica: Listen umm, Ive been thinking, its not fair for me to ask you to spend all of your money on our wedding. I mean, you work, you work really hard for that.
Rachel: (sarcastically) Yeah. Look Joey, its enough all right?! You keep making these stupid jokes and this sleazy innuendoes and itsIm notits just not funny anymore!
RACHEL: C'mon, I'm not saying it was a bad movie, I'm just saying, you know, it was a little. . . hard to follow.
Rachel: Were not?!
Monica: No were not.
Chandler: Why not?!
Phoebe: (on phone) Hey! Youre not dead! Okay, see ya!
(They hear Monica trying to unlock the door. So Phoebe quickly pushes his head down onto the table to make it look like the turkey is just sitting on a platter and not stuck on Joey's head.)
CHANDLER: How do you not fall down more?
Joey: Not following you.
MNCA: [disgusted, trying not to show it] I love how it crumbles. Now see, your chocolate doesn't do that.
Chandler: How do you feel about the, "I really did forgot the present, please forgive me" not fake out?
Phoebe: (starts to walk away, but stops) Dont try to call him or anything, 'cause he's not there, he's out. His umm, his partner just died.
Joey: Because, I'm not wearing any underwear now.
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Joey: Yeah! Yeah sure, just long as its handled tastefully and that barn is not too cold.
ROSS: Better not be doin' these in order.
Monica: No its not, its second.
Chandler: (normal voice) No. Not anymore.
Chandler: No! That would be so awkward! LookBesides, we work in different departments. Hes on the sixth floor yknow? So he calls me Toby once in a while. Whats the big deal? It could be worse, its not like hes calling me Muriel. (Chandler suddenly freezes into place.)
Joey: Im not finished.
Joey: Whoa, whoa, no, no, I-Im not playing with this guy, now.
Monica: No! Im not okay!
Guy: No, you, you cant fit in that thing. Thats not deep enough.
Ross: And what did he ask you not to call him?
Rachel: Thats not her name! Im sorry, she just doesnt feel like an Isabella.
PHOEBE: You're not the only one who has a date tonight.
Chandler: Well, it's not like I went to Spain. I went to the bathroom, you knew I was coming back.
Chandler: Thats okay Pheebs, were not having a party or anything, so you dont have to get us
Monica: Hi Chandler. It's really nice to see you (rolls her eyes) NOT. (she and Rachel giggle a little and Chandler looks unimpressed)
Monica: Well, if you really think about it, I mean four days is not that long. I mean, I see you Monday before you go to work, and I see you Thursday when you get back, and I always work late on Tuesdays, so really if you think about it, it's really just one day. And well, if we can't make it one day, we've got real problems my friend.
RACH: Oh! I do not have chubby ankles!
Ross: Hey-hey, its valid okay? And Im not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Stanley: I don't know. A week? Maybe two? The money will turn up! People will always wanna invest in movies! Hey, you're not rich are ya?
Monica: Youre right, Im sorry. Its not like youre yknow, going out with an ex-girlfriend.
Joey: Not a problem.
MNCA: Not that bad? Did you hear the hammer story?
(Trying not to wrinkle her nose, Phoebe smiles back realising it's down to her to make up for her negligent sister. Meanwhile, Ursula still hasn't received her side salad, but when she attempts to attract the waiter's attention, he ignores her.)
Ross: (to himself) Not nice enough.
Joey: Shhh! Not so loud, we don't wanna wake up, uh...
Phoebe: Not personal, really, well they said that they never met an Italian actor with a worse Italian accent.
Phoebe: The exclamation point in the title scares me. (Gesturing) Y'know, it's not just Freud, it's Freud!
CHANDLER: Well, so why not go knock?
Ross: Cause Carols a lesbian. (Phoebe is shocked) And, and Im not one. And apparently its not a mix and match situation.
Phoebe: I mean, well, 'cause when I was growing up, you know my dad left, and my mother died, and my stepfather went to jail, so I barely had enough pieces of parents to make one whole one. And here's this little baby who has like three whole parents who care about it so much that they're fighting over who gets to love it the most. And it's not even born yet. It's just, it's just the luckiest baby in the whole world. (pause) I'm sorry, you were fighting.
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
RACHEL: Yes, but I, I think about who's apartment we're gonna sleep at tomorrow night and, and where we're gonna have dinner next Saturday night. I do not think about what our childrens' names are gonna be. You know what our childrens names are gonna be.
Rachel: You remember not having sex in high school, right?
Phoebe: Your welcome, oh please not the one with the turtles.
RACHEL: Oh, that's OK, it's just the shoulder, it's not my dress.
Monica: Demi Moore is not a he.
Monica: Please, I'm not going for anything.
Rachel: Yeah! Especially not with all of these knives and cookbooks around
Ross: Look, I uh, I tried not to kiss her, okay?
Ross: Marcel is an illegal exotic animal. I'm not allowed to have him in the city. If they find him, they'll take him away from me.
Joey: (smiling) Now let's not ruin this day. You worked so hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together, huh?
Ross: No, no I dont want to do anything to you. All right? I just want to tell you that Im not mad at you and and that I certainly do not hate you. I just, I just came here to say that. (Starts to leave.)
MNCA: [getting the wine] Do not start without me. Do not start without me.
Julio: Whoa, whoa, whoa, the poem is not about you.
Isabella: (reading it) Im not on the list!
Ross: Well, I suppose we just try to not look directly at it.
ROSS: Ok, ok look, see, the thing is we're, we're not gonna fight you guys.
Ross: Oh come on, not again.
(Ross does approve of this, but he's still not sure. The tiny figure stirs.)
Rachel: (all mushy) Oh, you know what? Let's not say anything else. I love you. (they hug)
{Transcribers Note: Elizabeth has two friends in the room with her who are named in the credits, but not in this scene. So Im just gonna guess since it doesnt matter one way or the other. (The last part is to discourage e-mails, who cares if I got it right or not?)}
Chandler: I'm still mad at you for not telling me.
Ross: Oh, I've gotten into the habit of calling Rachel "Mommy" when we're around Emma. Which I now realize we are not ...
Mike: I'm sorry. Are you ok with that? Cause if not...maybe us moving in together isn't the best idea.
PHOEBE: I'm not done yet, OK. God. OK, if that goes well, they may even want to make an album.
Aurora: No, that's not exactly what I was..
ROSS: No, no it's not interesting. OK, it's very, very not interesting. In fact it's actually 100 percent completely opposite of interesting.
Charlie: (smiling broadly) I was not!
Phoebe: Um, yeah. Look, I mean, Im not saying shes like evil or anything. She just, you know, shes always breaking my stuff. When I was eight, and I wouldnt let her have my Judy Jetson thermos, so she threw it under the bus. And then, oh, and then there was Randy Brown, who was like... Have you ever had a boyfriend who was like your best friend?
Joey: Well no, not yet. He's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help him get in touch with her.
Rachel: Yes! And not because I want you to go out with me, but because I dont want you to go out with anybody! Okay? I know its a terrible thing to even think this, and its completely inappropriate, but I want you to be at my constant beck and call 24 hours a day! Im very sorry, but that is just the way that I feel.
Chandler: Oh, not with my combination of ice cubes, aloe Vera and my gentle self-loathing touch.
Joey: Yeah that really calms me down. And! We have so much in common! She loves sandwiches, sports, although she is a Met fan, not much of an issue now but if were ever to have kids, well thats a
Chandler: Hey, you're not him. You're you. When they were all over you to go into your father's pipe-fitting business, did you cave?
Monica: Yeah, uh, it's actually not that big a deal.
PHOEBE: Uh oh, ooh, are we not getting along with the new boy?
Phoebe: (as Ursula) Okay, yeah, so it's not gonna work.
Ross: Oh, not another one! Oh my G... And this is moisturiser. It's even harder to clean! Why? Why do bad things happen to good people?
CHANDLER: And last but not least.
Ross: Um.... no. See, I might've had feelings for her at one timenot any more. I justI...
Chandler: Janice, I have something I need to tell you, and I want you to let me get through it, because its, its, its not gonna be easy.
Rachel: Ross youre not listening to me, I dont have time to stop.
Ross: Heavy thing, not getting lighter!
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Monica: No, I called him. It's not gonna happen.
Rachel: Its not dumb. But, maybe its okay that youre not a part of it. Y'know what I mean? (Ross looks confused) I mean its like, I-I-I like that youre not involved in that part of my life.
Chandler: This is so bad. If-if youre not Mary-Angela, then-then who is?
Monica: Well, no, not at all, you're not terminal, you just, you just need some damage control.
Chandler: Chandler, Chandler Bing. I'm not gay, I'm not gay at all.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, Im not, Im not hungry.
Ross: Okay! You guys are getting married tomorrow and-and I couldnt be more thrilled for both of you, but as Monicas older brother I-I have to tell you this. If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind, I will hunt you down, and kick your ass! (Chandler laughs.) What? Im-Im-Im serious! (Chandler laughs harder.) ComeHey! Dude! Stop it! Okay? Im-Im not kidding here!
Ross: Okay, its not, its not.
Ross: Hi! I could help not notice, but that's an unusual necklace
RACHEL: What you got there? Something else that's not yours that you can break?
Ross: No, were not!!
Ross: Actually, no, were not.
Ross: No, were not.