words in movies
Rachel: Im not paying for half of that! Im only staying here until my apartment gets fixed.
Monica: Does Ralph mumble when youre not paying attention?
Phoebe: Yknow, this is probably none of my business, but werent you guys supposed to not be seen in public together?
Elizabeth: Oh, were not together.
Elizabeth: Oops! I did not mean to run into you like that sir.
Ross: Well, actually its been great. Shes 20 so shes not looking for anything too serious, which is perfect for me right now.
Monica: (laughs sarcastically) Rachel is not going to pick your stupid guy.
Monica: Youre not supposed to look!
Joey: Not anymore. So anyway, how do you want to pay me?
Chandler: (not quite sure where Joeys going and is a little worried) Okay
Ross: You dont understand! Elizabeth was about to ask me to go on a trip with her! Is that taking it slow?! No, Im not ready for this! Okay? What-what do I tell her?
Chandler: Just tell her the truth! Tell her youre not ready.
Ross: Joey, I did not break this! Okay? (He opens the freezer and smells inside and recoils in disgust.) That has been broken for a while.
Ross: Do not give him any money!
Joey: Im not talking to you! You broke my fridge!
Ross: Hey, yknow what? Not all spring breaks are like that.
Phoebe: Yeah and I-I found you one too who is not a weirdo.
Sebastian: Uh, no not really. Why?
Chandler: Okay now it doesnt matter which one you choose, yknow? Its completely up to you. Our guy is perfect, or you can go out with the guy Phoebe deemed not good enough to go out with herself.
Phoebe: Ross, you cant tell her not to go. You just started dating.
Phoebe: Yeah. And believe me, this suit does not do justice to whats underneath it.
Rachel: Ill tell ya who should be embarrassed! Its you guys! Come on! This is ridiculous! Thank you very much, but I do not need you to get me a date!
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Ross: Well, if whats in the bottle is actually 30. I mean sometimes you get 30, sometimes its-its get 4, and I swear to God more often than not its just milk.
Elizabeth: Ross, its going to be okay. Im not going down there to hook up with a bunch of guys. I really like you. I like how things are going between us.
Ross: Oh, that's not cool.
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Phoebe: Well...it's not about quality.
Phoebe: Then what's wrong with them? Would they not go with your tiny portions of pretentious food?
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
Ross: It's not the same.
(Completely undone by Monica's verbal destruction, Rachel almost loses her balance as she staggers backwards, eyes agog, gasping for breath, and literally not knowing which way to turn. Finally, she escapes into the bathroom while a resigned Dr. Mitchell looks philosophically at Dr. Rosen who seems about remind him of the good old days at the pagan altar.)
Phoebe: Oh no! He's not getting away that easy! (Phoebe and Joey run towards the bathroom and enter)
Phoebe: Just pretend they're not even here! It's OK Monica, when that spotlight hits you it so bright you won't see anyoneanyway.
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Rachel: You are not going to believe it! Joshua came into work today, and guess what happened?
Ross: (to Charlie) Oh, it's not over!
Professor Spafford: And that's not all I'm allergic to.
Monica: You're not sick!
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
[Scene: The slot machines, we see some guy not having any luck. Both Phoebe and the Lurker are lurking him and each stick their heads around the corner at different times This is all set to that Pink Panther song. Finally the guy gives up and walks past the lurker's position, thus giving her the advantage. She scurries in and quickly drops a coin in the slot before Phoebe gets there. Phoebe arrives slightly later and pulls the arm just after the lurker deposits the coin and wins.]
Rachel: Oh, not as a friend, Phoebe!! Fine, I won't use it!
Rachel: Okay, I'm not just waitressing. I'm.. I, um... I write the specials on the specials board, and, uh... and I, uh... I take the uh dead flowers out of the vase... Oh, and, um, sometimes Artelle lets me put the little chocolate blobbies on the cookies.
Chandler: (standing in the door of the fridge) Well, I dont have to break up with her this time. Were not involved! Im going to do a pre-emptive strike! Im going to end it with her before it starts. My ass is like frozen! (Closes the fridge.)
Rachel: How could you not tell me you worked here?
Ross: Hiiii-Ya!! (Chandler lies back down.) Im serious! Youre not walking out on my sister!
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Rachel: Oh... Oh, I'm sorry! I'm not... I was just-I was just reading to Emma.
Joey: I dont know! Its not like its porn! This is a serious, legitimate movie. Yknow? And the nudity is really important to the story.
Rachel: (hiding herself behind the magazine and whispering) Not me, not me, not me, not me, not me!
Rachel: Which you're not, because you've totally hung up on him!
Rachel: That's not what we're gonna do!
Rachel: Not gonna find any clothes in there!
Rachel: Oh... you're not gonna do a magic trick, are ya?
Ross: Oh, that's not what you want...
Rachel: Uh, yeah. Uh, Monica, y'know, honey, I've been thinking about it and I've decided thisthis whole Ross thing, it's just not a good idea.
Phoebe: So what were you doing out there, do you not like Charlie?
Rachel: Alright. In high school I was the prom queen and I was the homecoming queen and the class president and you... were also there! But if you take this monkey, I will lose one of the most important people in my life. You can hate me if you want, but please do not punish him. C'mon, Luisa, you have a chance to be the bigger person here! Take it!
Phoebe: Well, Im ready to get the hell out of here! (Sees Ross and Rachel cuddling on the couch.) Oh. Are you? Are you?!! (they nod Yes.) Ohh! Thats so great!! Ooh, not for Bonnie. (they nod No.) But for you, yay! Ohh.
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
Chandler: You know what's not funny? Male Pattern Baldness (Monica stretches her neck to look behind Zack's head and then gives Chandler an "ok" sign)
Phoebe: You got it! Ok. But not on the wine that you made, ok, because I just don't want to go back to the Emergency Room.
Ross: Oh, come here sweetie, listen, youre gonna go on like a thousand interviews before you get a job. (she glares at him) Thats not how that was supposed to come out.
RACH: [coldly] When somebody does not buzz you in, Ross, that means go away. That doesn't mean please climb up the fire escape.
Rachel: Honey, this is not your fault, just because you guys had a fight, it does not justify her sleeping with someone.
Chandler: (clearly not so interested) Awesome.
Phoebe: Not Joey.
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Rachel: It's not the time Charlie.
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
Chandler: (pretending not to sense the tone) Oooh! I hope you're happy too, honey!
Chandler: And there's not chance that will work?
Rachel: We can't. We're not pharmacists!
Joey: What? Why not? Rach, who can you not get?
Monica: Oh. (Holds on to it.) (To herself) Youre not gettin it.
Ross: Youre not getting away this time mister! Unless you want that ass kicking we talked about!
Monica: (disappointed) Why not?
Ross: You know, I'm just not uhm... that comfortable with a guy who's as sensitive as you.
Rachel: He was a hamster! I am not going to vacuum up my baby!
Monica: I'm not always that bad!
Chandler: I'm not playing with you.
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Rachel: Yeah, I'm not talking about her...
Ross: Okay. Well, apparently Chandlers angry at us for not getting him a ticket to that Knicks game a couple of weeks ago.
Rachel: But why, why not?
Rachel: It's so not a big deal!
Rachel: It's not a big deal!
Chandler: DO NOT DISTURB DO NOT DISTURB! Monica: (smiles)
(They start playing and Chandler does not suck at all)
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Monica: I'm not sure about this.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Monica: Hes not boring! Hes just-hes just low key.
Joey: Absolutely! He's not thinking about you.
Charlie: Not once.
Phoebe: Aaah... you're not good at this...
Phoebe: Why not?
(Three paleontologists walk by and Ross hugs Charlie trying not to be seen)
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Chandler: That's not true. I came with Monica and I'm leaving with Weird Al.
Joey: Im a doctor Cliff, not a mathematician.
Rachel: Wow! Well, clearly this is not a good time.
Phoebe: Okay, not a fan of the tough love.
Monica: Not really.
Phoebe: Oh, wait a minute its not gonna be Baby Girl? I thought that was so original!
Rachel: Ross, this is not how we wanted you to find out about this. You have every right to go nuts.
Ross: I'm not going nuts. Do you see me go nuts?
Monica: That's not really how it works.
Frank Jr.: That's not what we talked about!!
Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. I'm not used to getting it from guys. (on the phone, getting up from the sofa) Hey, Steve.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
CHANDLER: Well yeah, in that it's not being used and I... have it to spare.
Owen: He told me! And he paid me 50 dollars not to tell.
ROSS: Animal sex, animal sex? So what're you saying, I mean, you're saying that like, there's nothing between us animal at all. I mean there's not even like, uhm, a little animal, not even, not even like, like chipmunk sex?
Joey: Yeah, but, Ross, I mean, you're not okay with it.
Monica: Alright, let me ask you this question: How many of you thought the music was fine, but not in keeping with the tone of the restaurant? (a few raise their hands again).
Ross: And this girl is making eyes at Chandler, okay? So after awhile he-he goes over to her and uh, after a minute or two, I see them kissing. Now, I know what youre thinking, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls, and youre right, Chandlers not the type of guy who just goes to bars and makes out with girls.