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Chandler: Oh-oh, yeah, and did he also say that ah, some of the dialogue was corny and that he actually found it was funny and not sexy?
Monica: It is not over! Youre over!
Monica: It is not over because she is going to call you and tell you she loves you. And the reason why she couldnt, is because her feelings were so strong, it scared her. Now you go home and wait for her call, she could be calling you from the plane! Come on now go! Go! (Tries to push Ross out the door.)
Rachel: Honey, youre not gonna make enough money to help Frank and Alice just by selling knives.
Ross: Im not proving anything. Okay, Im done listening to you. If I hadnt let you talk me into going to the airport in the first place, I never wouldve put my fist through the wall!
Phoebe: YOU DID NOT!!!! Oh! No! You came up with Relaxi Cab! Thats not good.
Rachel: Okay, its not Relaxi Cab. Its Relaxicab, like taxicab.
Emily: I wish I could know if youd heard any of that. I suppose Ive either just told you I love you or given my neighbours a good laugh. Mrs. Newman if youre listening, bugger off this in none of your business. I suppose theres not much chance you did heard that, and theres the call waiting so, I should go. Oh well. (Answers the call waiting.) Hello.
Ross: Joey, Im not worried about her! Im worried about my baby! Whoever she dates my baby dates! Now-now where is this (makes the quote-marks sign) actor taking them?
[Scene: Allesandros, continued from earlier. The other waiters are gone and Monica is confronting Joey about his not speaking up.]
Chandler: Well look, it's not easy to spend this much time apart, you know. She's entitled to be a little paranoid... or, in this case: right on money! ... You know, she's amazing, and beautiful, and smart, and if she were here right now, ...she'd kick your ass. Look, you're a really nice person... ham stealing and adultery aside. But, what I have with my wife is pretty great, so nothing is ever gonna happen between us.
Monica: That was not an incident! I-I was gesturing, a-and the plate slipped out of my hand.
Ross: Not only did we go out, we did it 298 times!
Rachel: Im not here! Thats just my Chinese food!
(Its a really good-looking man, Joshua, that Rachel has an instant crush on. Well actually its Tate Donovan, so its not like shes really testing her acting skills.)
Chandler: Oh well, that makes it not terrible.
Ross: Look, we do not repel women OK? That is completely untrue.
Phoebe: (taking his coffee) Okay, whatever you say. But just be careful, all right? Rachels not in the same place you are.
Chandler: You're not actually supposed to stop on the bridge.
Ross: No, not this time. (he folds) So... what'd you have?
Phoebe: Shes made it pretty clear, it is not going to happen.
Phoebe: He's not backing down. He went to get lotion.
ROSS: Hey Rach. I, uh, got you a little present. [Rachel is not impressed]. . I'll open it. It's a Slinky! Remember, huh. [sings] Walks down stairs, alone or in pairs, everyone knows it's. . . just a big spring. Alright, you still mad at me becuase of the whole. . .
JOEY: Na, na I'm ok. Oh and uh, just so you know, I'm not movin' back in 'cause I have to. Well, I mean, I do have to. It's just that that place wasn't really, I mean, this is...
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Joey: Well, when its not right, you know it.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Joey: Not so much.
Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Im not arguing with that.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
Chandler: Is not.
Joey: Im not answering that.
Chandler: Joey! (Pause as they all stare at him.) No way. Im not answering that.
Joey: Thats not, prison lingo, is it?
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Rachel: Yeah but, hes not your type.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
Ross: This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Ross: Hey! Uh, Phoebes not here is she?
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Chandler: Now, its not wrapped because I just, just finished it.
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: (not impressed) Wow!!
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Ross: Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping.
Phoebe: Oh thats not so bad.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Monica: Well, youre not.
Phoebe: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Joey: Well, first it's not a purse.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
RACHEL: That is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. I finally got her back in the chair, bairly touched her with a needle, she jumped up screaming, and that was it.
Joey: Okay, maybe hes not his best friend, but
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Joey: No! No! No, not after seeing that.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Joey: Not the other one?
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Monica: I am not high maintenance!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Joey: Hey, you're not Kip!
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
Ross: Why not?