words in movies
Monica: Im getting married!!!! Im gonna be a bride!!!! (Someone else yells at her.) No, I will not shut up because Im engaged! (He yells again.) Ohh, big talk! Huh, why dont you come over here and say that to me?! Huh, buddy?! Yeah, my fiancee will kick your ass! (Chandler starts to look worried.) Come on, apartment 20! Apartment 20!
Monica: (looking at her hand) Yknow what shoes would look great with this ring? Diamond shoes! (Sees Chandler sitting on the bed.) Youre not getting dressed. (Chandler quietly folds over the comforter on the bed making a spot for her.)
Chandler: (motioning with his hands) Im not worried, Im uh, Im fascinated. Yknow its like uh, Biology! Which is funny because in high school I uh, I-I failed Biology and tonight Biology failed me. (Exits as Phoebe enters from her room with her guitar.)
Phoebe: If you wouldve let me finish, it goes on to say that hes probably not gay.
Rachel: Oh, I know. Hey, yknow what we never did? (Ross looks at her.) Oh no, not that. (Ross nods okay.) We uh, we never had bonus night!
Joey: When? Today? Some, not a lot.
Monica: Phoebe! Come on! Lets go! (Knocks on her door.) Come on! (Phoebe enters with guitar and not ready to go.) Why arent you dressed yet?!
Monica: No its not! No! No! Now its about you and Ross getting back together!
Ross: Okay! Ho-ho! We did not steal your thunder because we are not getting back together!
Ross: Look lets not make a big deal out of this! It was a one time thing. It doesnt even matter!
Rachel: No-no, its really not huge.
Ross: And; people thinking its huge has led Monica to believe that we are stealing her thunder. (To Monica) Which we are not!
Rachel: Joey, you are not! Youre 31.
Rachel: What do you think Monica mean when she said she didnt want to talk, especially with me? I mean, why not especially you and me? We were both out there kissing.
Chandler: Then we will sprinkle rose pedals on the bed and make love. Not just because its romantic, but because I can!
Chandler: Pheebs, were not giving you a deposit for our wedding!
Monica: Well, lets just say its not the first time youve stolen my thunder.
Rachel: Were not gonna do this, all right? Shes just gonna think that were doin it.
Rachel: Look, I am so so happy for you guys, but you getting married just reminds me of the fact that Im not. Im not even close. And I dont know, maybe I just wanted to make myself feel better. And I know that thats dumb, but oh my God you were so depressed when Ross got married that you slept with Chandler!
Chandler: Okay, Im a rookie. I should not be in the end zone.
Rachel: Wait a minute. Do you not like all dogs? I mean, not even puppies?
Rachel: Y'know what Ross? You're not going anywhere. You're gonna sit right here. I'm gonna make you a cup of tea and we're gonna talk this thing whole out. All right? (She goes out to talk to Dave) Hey, Dave!
Ross: Hey Pheebs, could you please not put your feet up on my new (On Rachels glare) old sheet?
Rachel: (not sure of what to do) Yknow what? I dont, I dont think Phoebe really wants to come.
Frank: (laughs) Not to me.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
Phoebe: Well, of course not for tonight. Yeah, hi!
Rachel: Well its only different if he wants it to be. I mean, Im not gonna ask him for anything.
Joey: Well, when its not right, you know it.
Monica: That didnt work on mom, its not going to work on us.
Joey: Not so much.
Joey: Ok, thank you. And I promise you I will not forget this one. (he starts writing on his hand) Mandy.
Monica: No-no-no, that's a video-phone. But hey guys you're not supposed to be here, so please, do not touch anything.
Phoebe: Oh, okay, (laughing) youre not a pushover.
Roy: Ooh, boy. You should warn people there's no elevator! I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.
Phoebe: Oh! And, he's the kinda guy who, when you're talking, he's listening, y'know, and not saying 'Yeah, I understand' but really wondering what you look like naked.
Chandler: Im not arguing with that.
Monica: Wait Chandler come on, letsits not a big deal!
Chandler: Is not.
Joey: Im not answering that.
Chandler: Joey! (Pause as they all stare at him.) No way. Im not answering that.
Joey: Thats not, prison lingo, is it?
Ben: That you and daddy were not on a break.
Ross: When you put a D at the end of Fine youre not fine.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's apartment. Chandler is answering the door in his robe.] CHAN: No, no, no, no, no, no [opens door to Monica] No. Monica, it's Sunday morning. I'm not running on a Sunday. MNCA: Why not? CHAN: Because it's Sunday. It's God's day. MNCA: OK, if you say stop, then we stop. CHAN: OK, stop. MNCA: No, c'mon, we can't stop, c'mon, we've got three more pounds to go. I am the energy train and you are on board. Woo-woo, woo-woo, woo-woo [Chandler walks out of the apartment, leaving Monica] Woo. [Scene: Rachel and Monica's apartment. Rachel is taking asprin. Ross enters.] ROSS: Hey Rach. RACH: Ahhhh. ROSS: Oh. And how was the date? RACH: Umm, I think there was a restaurant... I know there was wine. . . [Rachel looks at Ross as though she remembers something, but can't place what it is.]
Chandler: Its not charity, Joe
Joey: Yeah, not it here it isnt.
ROSS: I know, I know, it's, it's almost...[turns around, sees Chandler and Joey] What do you say we go take a walk, just us, not them?
Rachel: Yeah but, hes not your type.
Rachel: Oh no-no-no, no-no-no, thats not what I meant.
Rachel: Oh so-so not really never.
Joey: Well usually...yeah! Well, not just lemonade, iced tea, sometimes juice. Well, sorry, I just, I thought you liked me. Im such a jerk.
Phoebe: Ross, its not that big a deal! So youll been divorced three times, youll still have a life, youll go on dates
Chandler: Thank you for that! (To Monica) I was not flirting.
Chandler: Yes, but I just had one. Two. Two tiny cigarettes. Okay, five. A pack. Two pack�a�a carton. Three big fat cartons in two days. (How many cigarettes are there in one pack and how many packs in one carton in the US?) But it�s over, I made a decision, I�m not gonna smoke anymore.
Ross: This is not good for my rage. (Takes another pill.)
Rachel: Joey, Emma's right here! You promised not to bring girls home in the middle of the day anymore.
Rachel: Im not telling you what to do! I am telling you what not to do!
Ross: Hey! Uh, Phoebes not here is she?
Chandler: No-no-no-no-no-no-no, you are not getting me this way.
Rachel: Absolutely not.
Chandler: Now, its not wrapped because I just, just finished it.
Joey: Oh no, not you too!
Ross: Unreasonable? How about we have this conversation when one of you guys gets married! You have no idea what it takes to make a marriage work! All right, it's about compromise! Do you always like it? No! Do you do it? Yes! Because it's not all laughing, happy, candy in the sky, drinking coffee at Central Perk all the time! It's real life, okay? It's what grown-ups do! (He storms out.)
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Phoebe: Thats not why youre going! Youre going because you hope hes gonna say, "Yeah, I love you too, Rach. Forget that British chippy."
Joey: (not impressed) Wow!!
Chandler: That's not specific to girls.
Chandler: No not okay, you cant look for Monicas presents!
Rachel: Are you joking? Check out is not til noon and he has a good (checks her watch) eleven minutes left.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Ross: Kay, first of all, this attitude is not helping.
Phoebe: Oh thats not so bad.
Rachel: Well, he didnt say, but it was a fire. Im guessing not very good. Come on, we gotta go!
Ross: Ah, well, it means that I can sell cookies, but Im not invited to sleep-overs.
Joey: (To Rachel) Did I not just tell him?
Ross: Carol our sex life isits just not working
Monica: Well, youre not.
Phoebe: Oh, you're not going? (Fake disappointed voice) Oh, why?
Rachel: What? Maybe I put it in here (she opens her bag). Oh, oh, it's not in there! Oh, no! I must have packed it in one of these boxes!
Joey: Well, first it's not a purse.
Monica: Stop it!! Thats not funny!!
RACHEL: That is not a tattoo, that is a nothing. I finally got her back in the chair, bairly touched her with a needle, she jumped up screaming, and that was it.
Joey: Okay, maybe hes not his best friend, but
Chandler: Get in here! (They head for the door and Chandler sees Smokes-A-Lot Lady standing next to the door and smoking, to her) Hey, and you can not smoke in here! (Takes the cigarette and takes a drag for himself.) (Exhaling in ecstasy) Merry Christmas.
Joey: No! No! No, not after seeing that.
Joey: (entering) Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!! None of that, not while you're living under my roof!
Monica: Its not mayonnaise!!
JOEY: Oh we're not out. No, no. We're just uh, two heterosexual guys, hanging with the son of our other heterosexual friend, doin' the usual straight guy stuff.
Joey: Not the other one?
JOEY: [sings] It may not be a bed of roses.
Joey: Uh, well he did not get sick somewhere in there and it was immediately found and properly cleaned up!
Monica: I am not high maintenance!
Rachel: Ohh, so do you! Did you lose weight? (Shes not quite sure of that one.)
Joey: (not quite sure of how to answer that) Well uh, look Ross I uh, I think Carols great and Im sure youre a very attractive man, but I .
Phoebe: Not yet. Umm, I heard they really hurt, do they hurt?
RACHEL: I can not believe I have to walk down the aisle in front of 200 people looking like something you drink when your nauseous.
Monica: I mean I have not been picked on this much since kindergarten and they had to bring in someone from junior high to do the see-saw with me. (Joey laughs and Monica glares at him.)
Rachel: What? Im not you. This may be the only wedding I ever have. I want it to be amazing.
Joey: Hey, you're not Kip!
Joey: Uhhhh.... he's not even wearing a jockstrap!
Ross: Why not?
Monica: Well, Id like to but, (extremely quietly) Im not sure we have time to go.
Chandler: Not really.
Ross: Wait! No! Ben, come here! I am not kidding!
Russell: And well need to have witnesses who can testify that you were not of uh, sound mind.
Ross: Its not something you are! Its something you have!
Joey: Thats right! And what are you not gonna do?
The Doctor: But, youre not identical twins.
Kathy: Oh. Well uh, (to Chandler) you not being able to talk may make this easier. Listen umm (She looks at the gang who are watching, they take the hint and leave them alone.) Listen I dont wanna be someone who comes between two best friends. I just, I cant stand seeing what this is doing to you guys, and I dont wanna be the cause of that. So, I dont think we can see each other anymore. Im gonna go to my moms in Chicago, Im gonna stay there for awhile. I think this couldve be something really amazing, but yknow this is probably for the best. Yknow? Im gonna miss you. Good-bye, Chandler.
Chandler: Tell it again. (pause, we see Rachel is not amused.) Seriously.
Joey: Tell me about it, huh? (Realizes that she can see Monica.) Oh no-no-no, I'm not with her, she's just Monica! (He pantomimes that out.) Ewwuck! (He pushes Monica away and makes a disgusted face.)
Monica: (not buying it) Uh-huh.
Monica: That's not possible!
Ross: Rachel! Well, you-youre not at home, youre-youre-youre right here.
Ross: Well, apparently not, and I cant just stand by and watch two people I care about very much be hurt over something that is so silly. I mean, enough of the silliness!
Monica: Oh well, its not so bad.
Joey: It's not right what Emily wants you to do! She is totally-(The gang enters behind Joey and Phoebe pinches him again.)-Owww!! Stop pinching me! Look, now you guys said I only had to keep my mouth shut as long as Ross was happy, right? Well he just told me that he's not entirely happy.
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.