words in movies
Rachel: No.
Monica: No that was Jarred! Wow! I havent thought about him in a long time (Stares off into the distance lost in thought.) (Pause) Anyway, umm Wills, Wills here on business and he didnt have a place to go so I invited him here.
Joey: No theyre not! Theyre ugly and stupid and delicious!
Joey: But you gotta have turkey on Thanksgiving! I mean, Thanksgiving with no turkey is like-like Fourth of July with no apple pie! Or Friday with no two pizzas!
Joey: No there wont! I promise I will finish that turkey!
Monica: No! No! No! No sweetie! No! Not like that! Were not at a barn dance. Youve gottayou wanna fold them like swans. Like I showed you at Christmas time, remember?
Chandler: I have no idea.
Phoebe: I dont believe you! That is brilliant! And Monica has no idea?
Chandler: Yeah! Anderson just scored again! (To Phoebe) Theres no Anderson.
(Oh, I should point out that the live studio audience at this point goes absolutely wild. And I had absolutely no idea that this Will character was that popular! Maybe they should make him the seventh friend. Which would work out just fine since hes already married to one of them. Will is played by some guy named Brad Pitt, I guess hes some sort of actor.)
Will: Oh right. All right, its no fat, its no sugar, its no dairy its no good. Throw it out.
Will: Yeah, I hated her. She was horrible to me in high school. But hey, it was a long time ago, Im in a good place, it might be actually fun to see her again. You got any cakes or cookies or something? (Starts looking.) No Will no!
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Rachel: Im-ImI had no idea. Im sorry. I
Ross: No need to point, she knows who Ross is.
Ross: No. No.
Ross: It was no big deal. We-we said that the rumor was that umm you had both male and female reproductive parts.
Rachel: Oh no!!!! Oh my God!! This is all making so much sense to me now! This is why Adam Carter wouldnt go out with me! This is why Billy Tratt would just stay in this region! (Motions to her breasts.) (Joey has turned around.)
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Ross: No.
Monica: And Ross, if it werent for Rachels rumor I mean no one in high school would even know who you were. She put you on the map!
Joey: No just, nobody press on my stomach.
Phoebe: Oh no, I know! I know! It's the one where Joey got Monica's turkey stuck on his head!
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Joey: No, I dont think so.
Joey: Hey! I did not cry my eyes out!! Come on! Its like the end of an era! No more J-man and Channies!!
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Rachel: No. No no no no no. That's Rodney McDowell. Andie McDowell is the guy from Planet of the Apes.
Joey: Yeah! Well, I think well see if they actually let you play. Huh? I mean they tell you anything you want to hear like-like, "You look 19," and then they just take it away like-like, "No you dont."
Mrs. Burgin: Oh, say no more!
MICH: Well, you know, there's no one way really, it's just, you know, whatever it takes so that you can finally say to him, "I'm over you."
(As they start back down the couch drops a little bit and gets jammed. They try to free it to no avail.)
Big Nosed Rachel: Oh! No, not really.
Receptionist: Here's your schedule for the day. Your first client is in room No. 1.
Joey: No.
CHANDLER: No actually, I was just going for colorful.
Chandler: No, you didnt get me!! Its an electric drill, you get me, you kill me!!
Phoebe: No, Im-Im not sure about Hulk, but I like the idea of a name starting with "The."
MICH: No! No dessert, just a check, please.
Phoebe: I've had that dog there for three days and Chandler had no idea. He's not so smart.
Mr. Geller: No.
Ross: No, no, that wont be ah, that wont be necessary (leans down and looks up Roberts shorts, seeing Roberts package.)
Rachel: No Mon, you want to put them in concentric circles. I want to do this.
Phoebe: No! No, we have an emergency. Okay? Rachels coming to London.
Monica: No time for that!
Ross: No, no. (Distractedly putting on a jacket to go out) I mean, it mighta been at first, but by now I, I think Im pretty comfortable with the whole situation.
Phoebe: No, no, I am against innocent trees being cut down in their prime, and their, their corpses grotesquely dressed in like tinsel and twinkly lights. (to Joey) Hey, how do you sleep at night?
Monica: No, no, no. Honey, I'm ok. Shake it off! (she shakes the wrist and it's more painful) Oh, no! No shaking, no shaking! Ooh! Ooh! (pause) Oh my God! I can't play!
Mr. Waltham: No.
Chandler: Uhh, no.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, no more offers. You cant offer anything to us!
Chandler: No.
Chandler: No we didnt!
JOEY: No, no, no, it.. it's too hard. It's not worth it. I quit.
Rachel: No, youre not an idiot, Ross. Youre a guy very much in love.
Rachel: Ohh, so no sign of Emily huh?
Rachel: No, you know what, I think you should go.
Ross: Oh no-no-no! Oh-no! (Emily starts to run out and Ross chases her.) No! No! Emily!
Chandler: For the last time no! Get out! Get out, Joey!
Ross: No, not since I lost her at the airport.
Rachel: Oh no, you're the best.
Monica: No! No-no! He is totally incompetent. I called the chef who recommended him to me. He said, "Ha-ha! Gotcha!"
Phoebe: No. Im-Im to depressed to talk.
Rachel: No.
Rachel: Well, y'know what, no, you do not make my decisions because y'know what, you're fired.
Joey: (raises his hand) I don't! No, I wanna live with the super-hot Australian dancer.
Monica: I mean I-I thought you were nuts at first, but you-you did it. And now you can just look back at this thing with no regrets.
RACHEL: Huh-huh, no act--no, uhh, that, that is basil.
MRS GREEN: No.
Rachel: No. (Ross is standing in the doorway.) A break from us.
Ross: No thank you for Thank you.
RICHARD: Oh, no, honey, I mean, don't worry, I like hanging out with those guys. It's fun for me. They're different than my other friends, they don't start sentences with, 'You know who just died shoveling snow?'
Phoebe: Oh no, one of those look for the hidden meaning songs.
Chandler: No.
Chandler: Oh no.
(She shakes her head no.)
Rachel: Ugh! Get out! Get out! Go! Come on! (Ross gets up and heads for the kitchen.) No! Not in there! Hes in there! (She points Ross to the door next to the kitchen.)
Phoebe: But no, because a doctor wont be able to help him, its just gonna yknow naturally pass through his system in like seven years.
Monica: No, you messed it up. Youre stupid.
Chandler: No, it's not that, I just don't want to be stuck here all night with your fat sister.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Delivery Room Nurse: No.
Phoebe: What am I supposed to do? Ask every guy I make out with if hes married? (Rachel looks at her.) No, yeah, I should.
Ross: (weakly) No.
Rachel: Yeah, umm, no honey.
Gary: It's a witness not a perp. And no one talks like that!
MONICA: No, no, not a party. Just a surprise gathering of some people Rachel knows. Um, this is Phoebe and Chandler and Joey.
Phoebe: Yeah, it's Y'know there'sno you may not!
Ross: Hate him? I No, I dont hate him. (Pause) Its just its Rachel, yknow?
Fat Monica: No. No, thank you!
Joshua: No, no-no, no-no, my point is that I kept coming back because, I wanted to see you.
Joey: No, no, I didnt mean you. But, you believed me, huh?
Dr. Oberman: Oh no, I'm fully qualified to
Rachel: (crying) No. I cant, youre a totally different person to me now. I used to think of you as somebody that would never, ever hurt me, ever. God, and now I just cant stop picturing with her, I cant, (Ross stands up and backs away) it doesnt matter what you say, or what you do, Ross. Its just changed, everything. Forever.
{Transcriber's Note: Rachel has two friends that are not named, so I referred to them as Friend No. 1 and Friend No. 2.}
Monica: No, you cannot.
JOEY: No no no, behind it.
Rachel: Oh my God. I cannot keep having this same fight over and over again, Ross, no, youre, youre, youre making this too hard.
Phoebe: No way! No way! You just broke with Tag a week ago.
Rachel: Wait, but theres no money! Well this is terrible! You guys are gonna have to get married in like a, rec. center!
JOEY: Oh man, she's so smokin, she has got the greatest set of. . . no guys around, huh.
MONICA: No. You don't have any of these cute little obsessive things.
Rachel: No, it wasn't. It was actually the
Ross: No. I think you misunderstood what I was saying. What I meant was
Monica: No, she's out shopping.
Joey: No hey Rach, its cool okay? Yknow Im a loner too! (Heads for his room.) Right?
PHOE: Well, yeah, but... no. I mean, umm... doesn't.... doesn't Russ just remind you of someone?
Chandler: No. No. Actually I forgot, what is the deal with that again?
Ross: Just admit it Chandler, you have no backhand.
Ross: I have no idea. I mean But-but I assure you I will figure it out.
Chandler: Ahh, no thanks. No chicken, bye-bye then.
Frank: No, your a masseuse, its cool, Im not a cop.
Chandler: No, I know, but it's just so hard, you know? I mean, you're sitting there with her, she has no idea what's happening, and then you finally get up the courage to do it, and there's the horrible awkward moment when you've handed her the note.
Rachel: No, God! Please, let me! (Runs out.)
Mike: Phoebe, I love you. I mean, I missed you so much these last few months and I thought we were apart for a good reason, but then I suddenly realized that there was no reason good enough to keep me from spending the rest of my life with you.
MNCA: Oh, not at all. I have no morals and I need the cash.
Monica: Yes, but you cannot tell anyone! No one knows!
Rachel: Dont say that I have no sentiment! (Starts to show Ross whats in the box.) This is a movie stub from our first date! This is an eggshell from the first time you made me breakfast in bed! (Holds up a bone) This is from the museum from the first time we were together. Okay, maybe I exchange gifts sometimes, but I keep the things that matter!
Phoebe: (she smells his head) No!
Monica: (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
Phoebe: No, it sucks. I was saving up to buy a hamster.
Monica: I have no idea, but X-rays alone could be a couple hundred dollars.