words in movies
Monica: Rachel would be Phoebes, I would be Rachels, that way we all get to do it once and no one would get upset.
Chandler: No, see the thing is I want to get out of here before Joey gets all worked up and starts calling everybody bitch.
Rachel: Ohh! No way Phoebe! I want to be Monicas!
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
[Scene: Ross's apartment, Die Hard has ended, only I dont think Joey and Ross know that yet. As you see, they are both asleep. And theyre on the same couch. Which means theyre sleeping together. Not like Joey is at one end and Ross is on the other, they both happen to be lying down and sleeping together. Well, there hasnt been any clothes removed so not that kind of sleeping together. Not that theres anything wrong with that. That is unless youre a Republican in which that kind of thing will bring about the downfall of Western society, especially if they should happen to want to get married. Anyway, let me recap. No, there is too much, let me sum up. Ross and Joey are taking a nap together on top of each other and both wake-up at the same time, realize what they just did, scream, and jump up.]
Joey: No! Never! Never! (Pause, then Joey wants to shake Rosss hand.) Bye.
Ross: No touch! No touch!
Monica: No, its more like a (sarcastically) good luck.
Chandler: No, no I only dated two girls in college, both blonde, both not attractive (Thinks a little while.) Hold on one second; let me check this out. (He gets up and grabs a photo album.
Chandler: (pause) No, were still together. Yeah we went out for two summers, and then I broke up with her.
Phoebe: No! Coins hate me!
Ross: No! No we dont!
Monica: Lewis Posin! He was my best friend in fifth grade, and-and then one day I asked him to be my boyfriend and he said no. Do you know why?
Monica: No! But because he thought I was to faaaaa . (Chandler emerges, without flushing by the way.) And every time I think about it, it makes me feel as bad as I did in fifth grade! Yknow, I-I really think that you should apologize to Julie.
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Ross: No, 10 is the highest.
Ross: Because its the highest. (Joey shrugs his shoulders) Okay, Rachel youre up first. (Rachel stands up and gets ready.) Situation No. 1: Youre with Monica, the wedding is about to start when Monica gets cold feet. Go! (Joey is playing the part of Monica.)
Joey: No, one man for the rest of my life? I dont know if I can do it! This means Ill never get to sleep with Joey!
Rachel: Thank you. Thank you very much. Umm, Ive known them separately and Ive known them together and-and to know them as a couple is to know that you are truly in the presence of love. So I would like to raise my glass (Grabs a glass and holds it up) to Monica and Chandler and the beautiful adventure they are about to embark upon together. I can think of no two people better prepared for the journey.
Chandler: You-you-you didnt know that. (Pause as she nods no.) Well, I guess my work here is done!
Joey: All right, well first of all I would like to say that you both performed very well. Okay? You should be proud of yourselves. And-and I would also like to say that in this competition there are no losers. Well, except for RachelDamnit!
Rachel: No! Yknow what? No! No! You thing was so stupid anyway, this was ridiculousWere gonna flip a coin! (Phoebe gasps.) All right?! (She flips the coin.) Heads! (Looks at the coin and grunts in disgust.)
Joey: No reason, Im just saying that uh Thats where Ill be.
Rachel: No, I was ten. I just developed early.
All: No thanks.
Guy: No thanks.
Monica and Rachel: (Wistfully, shaking their heads) No.
Ross: No!
Chandler: (shocked) Well I mean, let me get the door first. (Goes and opens the door.) Oh, hi! No one. (Exits.)
Ross: (entering) Well hey! Whats going on? Ooh, cool boat(Sees why the boats there)Oh, no. (Averts his eyes by looking around the room) (To Rachel) Hey, did you, did you tell them?
Rachel: No! Shoot, Dr. Schiff what kind of question is that?!
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Chandler: Oh no nonononononnononono, don't go.. (He kisses her and pulls her back down.)
Fireman No. 3: I'll even let you ring the bell.
Ross: No. No, I didnt. I didnt want to be that guy.
Dr. Franzblau: No, it's hard enough to get women to go out with me.
Joey: Thats it?! Even if nobody helps me I can eat that no problem. At least give me a challenge!
Ross: No, no I don't, because it's being restrung, somebody was supposed to bring me one.
ROSS: [smells Ben's butt] No no, you're fine, you're fine.
Ross: What? A dog? No! Rachel gets to choose.
MONICA: No.
Chandler: And yet, believable. So I decided not to fire her again until I can be assured that she will be no threat to herself, or others.
Chandler: (Pause) No. No, I-I was, I was talking about the book I was reading.
Joey: Because... look, no one wants this to happen more than me, ok? (in a trembling voice) I have gone over this moment in my head a hundred times and not once did I ever say no! (sighs) I couldn't do it to Ross!
Monica: No, you were right. I don't have a plan. (There's a knock on the door.)
RACHEL: She's right. She's right. You are no different than the rest of them.
Chandler: No it's not. It's small. It's tiny. It's petite. It's wee.
Rachel: I have absolutely no idea.
ROSS: Technically, huh, no.
RACHEL: No, no no no, don't need to know the details.
ROSS: No kidding?
ROSS: Ooh, I, I'm so sick of missing stuff. Ya know, I want him for more than, than a day, I want him for a whole weekend. No listen , I mean, I feel like-
Paula: No.
Rachel: No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.
ROSS: Oh, no no, I am.
Ross: No. No-no uh, he just, he just really freaked me out before.
ROSS: Y-ello. No, Rachel's not here right now, can I take a message? Alright, and how do we spell Casey, is it like at the bat or and the Sunshine Band? OK, bye-bye. Hey, who's this uh, this Casey?
Chandler: Uh, let's see... Alvin... Simon... Theodore.... no.
Lydia: No, this is a loaner.
Chandler and Joey: No, no, no!
Dr. Franzblau: No, no, really. I suppose it's because I spend so much time, you know, where I do.
Mark: Okay, okay look, I know I'm being Mr. Inappropriate today, but it's just so tough, I mean see you walking around and I just wanna touch you and hold you, come on no one's around, just, just kiss me.
PHOEBE: No, huh uh, no way, I'm sorry, not gonna happen.
Monica: (insistently) No, here's your mail.
Ross: No, come on, he doesnt know this stuff. If he knew how you felt.
PHOEBE: Ok, question number 28, have you ever allowed a lighning bearer to take your wind? I would have to say no.
CHANDLER: No.
Rachel: No, no, no, no! Ross, wait! Come on! You know, there’s other stuff. Here’s a nice shirt, look at these nice pants...
RACHEL: Oh, no no no no. Oh no no no no. I have to do this to her?
Rachel: Uh-huh! Nice try, but you dont get that chair anymore! All right? That is my chair now! You can sit on my lap! (Joey starts to get up.) No I take that back!
CHANDLER: No, I got him.
JOEY: No, seriously.
Phoebe: No! No! Its-its uh a real thing! Anyone can get ordained on the Internet and perform like weddings and stuff!
Mike: No, no Mike, just Crap Bag. First name Crap, last name Bag.
STEPHANIE: No.
Chandler: No-no-no-no, no, its a good thing. Why must we dial so speedily anyway? Why must we rush through life? Why cant we savor the precious moments? (to one of Joeys sisters) Those are some huge breasts you have.
Chandler: No, interestingly enough her leaf blower picked up.
Phoebe: (excited) No! It's a great time, come in...! WOW, hi... Oh my gosh! What are you doing here? Are you back from Minsk?
Rachel: Okay (desperately hands the receiver over) no, you do it.
JOEY: No problem. Hey Chandler
Joey: No no no, I am not giving you a cigarette.
Carol: Ross, you're being silly. I've tried it, it's no big deal. Just taste it. (Holding out a bottle.)
Chandler: No, I guess I just never really cried. Yknow? Im not a crying kind of guy.
Kathy: Yeah. No, this is great. Thank you, Chandler. (They hug).
Ross: No but but still you cant possibly do this alone.
Ross: It was pretty funny when I, when I hid it for a while, huh? Anyway, umm, I-I am worried about that bathing suit, not because its revealing which Im fine with, no Im concerned about your health, sun exposure.
Mike: No. well look can I think your weird and also cool for telling me the truth and also wanna kiss you.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Monica: Ah no, you see, someone was supposed to take them down around New Years... but obviously someone forgot.
Chandler: Well, I have a girlfriend, Im-Im happy. So, I no longer feel the need to go out of my way to stop others from being happy.
Rachel: No! Theres no orange juice in there! We win!!
Phoebe: (thinking to herself) Chandlers knees. Chandlers ankles. Chandlers ankle hair. (notices the clock) Oh no. (to Rick) Okay, youre all set.
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
Rachel: No! Joey please! Please dont! Please dont leave like this! Now come on, you cannot do this to a pregnant woman! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Are you, are you, are you sure its ah, a new bump? I mean, no offense, Ive always thought of Ben as a fairly bumpy headed child.
Monica: You heard him! "No bigger!" "You're perfect!" "Just don't get any bigger!" Oh my god he sounded just like my high school wrestling coach. You know what? I'm going to have to talk to Chandler.
MNCA: No, I'm sorry.
CHAN: No, Amish boy.
ROSS: No, no, uh, it's not what you think. It's um the other thing.
CHAN, JOEY, ROSS: No!
ROSS: No, you don't.
RACH: No.
ROSS: No?
Monica: (No longer touched) you don't have insurance?
Joey: No! No-no. Look, theres a bug stuck in tar right here. (Bends down to get a closer look.)
Ross: No! Hey, you know what? I'm sorry. I would never force you... to hire someone you were this uncomfortable with...
Rachel: Joey, you cant let him get away with that. Ya know what, Im not going to let him get away with that. Im going to say something to himNo, I really shouldnt say anythingNo, I should say something to him. (Goes to the counter) Gunther, I want you to give Joey his job back. That is really not fair that you have to fire him
CHANDLER: No, you keep the pack. I'm all cried out today.
Phoebe: No, that would be, "Why are you being cute?"
RACHEL: No, nothin'.
Phoebe: Ohh! All right! All right. Heres what well do, Ill get twice as drunk as Monica and then no ones will even notice her.
Monica: Oh no! I dont know anything about cooking. I had to ask someone what its called when the, when the water makes those little bubbles.
(She makes a show of bending over to get her coat and showing off her bum. She then walks out, leaving no one to eat her cookie.)
Mrs. Bing: No, really, c'mon. You're smart, you're sexy...
Joey: But no, it's not close. You said it was in escrow? I couldn't even find it on the map.
FBOB: No, I'm picking you up.
PHOE: Oh, no.
RACH: Noooo, no, I'm not mad at him. I'm.. I'm not really anything at him anymore.
JOEY: No.
RACHEL: No luck huh?
Phoebe: No wait! JustOkayJust wait! You guys! Wait you guys! Dont make any rash decisions, okay? Just remember my promise, when we get married, three times a week.
PHOE: [looks at Russ] Oh, yeah! No, no, no, no, oh, oh.
Phoebe: No, no, you can get one yourself. Itll be on the house! Y'know what are big sisters for?
PHOE: No, not wieght... y'know, more like insulation.