words in movies
Monica: No! Really! Any time Ross makes a toast everyone cries, and hugs him, and pats him on the back and they all come up to me and say, "God, your brother." Know what theyll say this year? "God, you"
Parker: No, no, no wait! Dont tell me. Let me guess. (Points as he says their names) Joey, Monica, Ross, Rachel and, Im sorry Phoebe didnt mention you. (Chandler makes a face) Chandler, Im kidding all ready youre my favorite!
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Rachel: No, I know I dont either, but ya know what, its their party, and its just one night. And we dont even have to lie; we just wont say anything. If it comes up again, well just smile. Well nod along.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: No, no, it was just our parents and 1 or 2 friends. It was a small wedding.
Phoebe: No, Im fine. Im great. Im with you.
Phoebe: No, thats not necessary.
Phoebe: No, actually I dont eat
Parker: No, they look too weird.
Monica: No, no its going to be great. Really! Mom, Dad, when I got married, one of the things that made me sure I could do it was the amazing example the two of you set for me. For that and so many other things I want to say thank you. I know I probably dont say it enough, but I love you. (Pretends to cry hoping her parents will join her.) When I look around this room, Im-Im saddened by the thought of those who could not be here with us. Nana, my beloved grandmother who would so want to be here, but she cant because shes dead. As is our dog Chi-Chi. I mean look how cute she is. (Holds up the picture and pretends to cry again). Was. (To an old man by the stage.) Do me a favor and pass this to my parents. Remember shes dead. Okay, her and Nana, gone. Wow! Hey does anybody remember when Debra Winger had to say goodbye to her children in Terms of Endearment? (Chandler covers his ears) Didnt see that? No movie fans?! You want to hear something sad? The other day I was watching 60 Minutes these orphans in Romania, who have been so neglected, they were incapable of love. (Waits for people to cry, but doesnt get any tears.) You people are made of stone! Heres to mom and dad! Whatever!
Ross: Oh, no, Mom, its just Monica this year.
Ross: No, of course, Um Um, everybody? Um, I-I just wanted to say on behalf of my new bride, Rachel (She turns around and smiles), and myself. Umm, that if if in 35 years, were half as happy as you guys are, well count ourselves the luckiest people in the world.
Parker: I must say this apartment, its, its, There are no words
Phoebe: No! I am a positive person. You are like Santa Clause on Prozac, at Disneyland, getting laid!
Ross: But having a dove place the ring on your finger wouldve been no problem?
Ross: No, actually I thought about it when, when we were going out. Its how I imagined I uh, I would ask you to marry me.
Rachel: Well, that wouldve been very hard to say no too.
Everyone: No!! Cover it up!!
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Ross: Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Ross: Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Monica: No!
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Rachel: No.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Mr. Treeger: Ive looked everywhere. Theres no gas leak.
Chandler: (to Heaven) No no no... I mean, why? why is she here??
Kim: So, we're decided, no on plaid, yes on pink?
Chandler: Well no, Charlie's gonna get that.
Ross: No! (Slaps his hand)
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Charlie: No, we went to the left.
Woman No. 2: Maybe. I was thinking about getting a cat, I was just going to go to the shelter (Good for her) but Okay, why not?
Rachel: (into the phone) No, there isn't time to go to the bakery. We're just gonna come home... Everybody left? Alright, well just tell Emma we're gonna be there as soon as we can. (emotionally) Bye...
Monica: There are no tickets on the nightstand!
Joey: No! No! I am not a sex addict!
Joey: No. no... eh... she went shopping with Rachel. Why? What's up?
Phoebe: No it's just that I got this new pager and I have it on vibrate. See ya!
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Zack: (after a pause, very confused) No...
Phoebe: I mean I guess, I just have to... tell David that nothing can happen between us. Unless I don't... You know, complicated moral situation, no right, no wrong...
Zack: No I didn't.
Joey: Well uh, I went down there and told him that no one treats my friends like that and that hed better come up here and apologize. Ill see you later. (Starts to leave)
Charlie: No! There's nothing to explain. I heard you. Phoebe likes Joey.
Phoebe: Well... (pause) no.
Rachel: No, that's David.
Monica: (pause) No.
Zack: No you did.
Zack: No you didn't.
Phoebe: No! Nothing with a raccoon.
Chandler: No. But uh, Joey has, and I usually talk to them in the morning time.
Phoebe: No, it's not supposed to be funny, it's supposed to be scary.
Rachel: Oh, yeah, well Yeah, no use wasting this baby, just lyin around the house.
Monica: Wait-wait!! Okay, stop it! Stop it! Stop! (Breaks it up.) Now listen, no ones gonna fight in this apartment.
Joey: No, why?
Monica: No, I know. But yknow what? It would make me feel better if Lewis apologized to me.
Joey: No, eh, oh-oi, easy, it's not a hot dog!
Rachel: Not Joey, no, I was just lusting after Chandler.
Chandler: (at the laptop) Oh, no, no, no dear God, no!
Chandler: No not okay, you can't look for Monica's presents!
Ross: NO! I don't!!
Phoebe: Oh, its like huge weight has been lifted! Cause look, (reads the side affects) no hair loss, not a rash, no hives, Im just so happy! Because no shortness of breath, no temporary euphoriaOh.
Chandler: And no kissing your neck.
Rachel: No.
Phoebe: No, Mike's here.
Phoebe: (smiles at him happily for a few seconds before answering) No!
Joey: No, he really said it.
Ross: No, it's ok! Made me feel like a rock star!
Monica: Heads! No, Tails! He-he-heads!
Joey: No, it's not, we have nothing in common!
Rachel: No! No! No! No its not! No its not! Come on! Phoebe, ours is totally different! I mean we dont have the (Looks desperately for something different.) We dont have the that lamp! And-and that screen is yknow, on the other side.
Joey: No, no, Emma has one Hugsy, the new Hugsy, huh? The other Hugsy, I don't know, I guess I'll just take it back.
Joey: (stands up) No-no-no-no, no! Who, who were you talking about?
Rachel: (takes a sip from her drink, embarassed) No.
Joey: No, I know, yeah I know we're great but Rach no... this... this can't happen!
Joey: NO BIG DEAL!
Monica: NO, NO, NOOO!
Monica: No, I have just to have two more points to beat him!
Chandler: No, you didn't.
Joey: No! No! No Pheebs, Im not gonna yell at you. I just yknow, started thinking about you and David and I remember how bummed you were the first time he left. And I just Oh Pheebs, come here. (He hugs her.) Are you okay?
Ross: No, NO! (they're moving to the side of the bed, where they sit down) Look, I need to talk to Joey. I mean, you guys just broke up. Before anything more happens between us, I need to know he's okay with it.
Joey: No idea what it means.
Rachel: No...
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Ross: No! And somehow, we ended up with a joint checking account.
Phoebe: No, I think I can come over. It's Saturday, right?
Joey: Oh, well no problem there. (He picks up the chick, hugs it really tight, and talks to it like its a little baby.)
Phoebe: (singing) New York City has no power, and the milk is getting sour. But to me it is not scary, 'cause I stay away from dairy.... la la la, la la, la la... (she writes the lyrics down)
Rachel: Oh, no problem. You can borrow it, by the way. (Puts her hand in the pocket) Here are your keys, hon. (She takes the keys out, sets them on the counter, and notices she also grabbed a receipt.)
Ross: (gasps) OH NO!
Phoebe Sr: Oh no, I-Im sorry, I guess we lost track of everybody after high school.
Zack: No, no, I should get home, I'm kinda tired.
Joey: No, no, no!
Rachel: No, no, no!
Joey: No, no!
Rachel: No, but you know what I mean.
Rachel: No, come on, that is a lie. We also kissed in Barbados.
Chandler: No, its not! When I looked at the other ring I could see Monicas face when I gave it to her, yknow? And I could see her saying yes. When I look at this ring, all I see is a ring! Unless I look at it really closely and then I can see my own eye. (Does so and laughs.) Look, this is the most important thing Im gonna do in my life. I wanna make sure its perfect.
Mrs. Green: No dear, thats what babies do.
Phoebe: Thats so funny to think if youd just done that right after the last contest, no one would have had to move at all.
Frank Jr.: No, I can't.
Frank Jr.: Sometimes I think that.. Oh, no, no, no, I can't say it, it's too horrible. No.
Ross: I'm fine! Hey, I'm great! I'm just.. I'm just proud of us. There's no weirdness, no tension.
Rachel: No awareness.
Frank Jr.: No, of course we're not.
Rachel: (To Joey) No need!! Problem solved, we are powering through (At which point she grabs his hand and pulls him back to their apartment).
Ross: No. No. No, I'm-I'm glad you did. Look, if nothing else, it's-it's always great when someone tells you they love you.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No, no, it's just that it's getting late...
Gary: Yeah, we took a little stroll in the park and no one was around, so
Ross: C'mon, you get the idea, ow-ow-ow we'll make our money back in no time!