words in movies
[Scene: Central Perk, all but Chandler are there, Joey laughs for no apparent reason.]
Joey: Oh, nothing, no. Its an acting exercise, Im practising my fake laugh.
Chandler: Oh. (takes the cassette and puts it on his arm like the stop smoking patch, and it falls off.) Nope, that patch is no good. (Joey and Monica both do their fake laughs.)
Alice: Oh no, but when it comes to love, what does age matter?
Phoebe: No, I know, I know, that this is Franks life, (walks behind them, they turn around in the leather chairs to face her) y'know. Y'know, I dont want to be all judgmental, y'know, but this is sick, its sick and wrong!
Ross and Joey: No.
Ross: No the mans right, thats what I had with Rachel.
Ross: No, I ah, I slept with someone else.
Ross: Oh, no! No!
Frank: (hiding under a pile of clothes) Hi. (She jumps up screaming.) Wait, no! Just put the mail down. Its-its me!
Phoebe: Oh no. Did umm, did she say why?
Frank: Uh, no, not really, just that I was too young, y'know, but I dont see how I could all of the sudden be too young, cause Im older than I was when we first got together.
Phoebe: Yeah, yeah, no, I dont, I dont know. But, y'know what, maybe its just all for the best?
Frank: Well, you, wait no, my Mother didnt want us to be together, but the worst thing she ever did was tie me to the porch.
Frank: Wait, y'know what, I-I came to you because I thought youd understand! Oh no!! Y'know, I would storm out of here right now if-if I had some money, or a place to go
Phoebe: Thats right, exactly. (sees them) All right, its a good bye kiss, thats good. (Frank picks Alice up and they move to the couch) Bye-bye. (They both lie down on the couch and start to make out.) Okay, no, the important thing is that you see what Im saying, y'know, just y'know, this is clearly wrong. (They ignore her) Okay, Ive decided Im gonna let this happen! Okay, can I just get my purse? (She reaches in and Alice moans) Okay, all right, good. (leaves).
Joey: No, but with this new car smell, you'll think you do.
Monica: No.
Ross: No, Rachel got pulled over for speeding. She forgot her licence so now I have to bring it to her.
Phoebe: Ok. Do we have to talk like that then they're not around? (She sees Rachel) Oh, no, no! Listen, is there someone who can fill in for me?
RACHEL: Oh, God, no problem. So you're gonna go with the uh, waiting thing?
Joey: Alright, alright, hey yknow fair is fair, (he pretends to wash his hands) if youre right, youre right, what can I say, but hey oh no! (He throws water on the guys pants)
Chandler: No, no, I'm just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.
Phoebe: (relived) Oh, whew, no, that's Bob.
Monica: No, no, no, I don't make chocolate pies. When I was younger I-I enter in this pie-eating contest. I ate so many that just the thought of them made me sick.
Guru Saj: (He starts moving his hands around in circles above the thing.) Ross, there is absolutely no way this is going to come off unless you start to
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
Mike: No, no, to test his neck strength.
Joey: No, no, it's not, don't listen to him! (to Ross) I'm gonna thump you! (points his fist at him)
Phoebe: No, but it sounds like it was fricken funny...
Molly: No, where did you study acting?
Joanna: No, we are. Im sad.
Phoebe: No, no, no. It's not! It's not my mom. It belonged to mom. Yeah, no, she used to put it out every Christmas to remind us, that even though it's Christmas, people still die. And, you can put candy in it. (She grabs the skull, pulls out a stick of licorice, and takes a bite.)
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Monica: Oh no! My parents have never seen me drunk! (Pause) That they know of.
CHAN: No, I don't even think he knew. Hey, would you sleep with somebody to get a great job?
Rachel: No.
Joey: No! Hey no! This is wrong you guys! Phoebes our friend! Well, Im not gonna watch it!
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Chandler: No, no I just ah, didnt do them. Instead, I ah, hung out with a couple of friends and had a couple of beers so I certainly dont deserve any praise, verbal or otherwise.
Chandler: No!
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Ross: No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: Oh no no no
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Chandler: No problem.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Monica: No, it's not.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Rachel: No.
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: No, we weren't!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
Phoebe: Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Phoebe: No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
Mike: No.
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And thats not happening til October 15th, 2032.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Phoebe: No, I think we killed it.
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
Ross: No thanks!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Monica: Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!
Everyone: NO!!
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Chandler: No.
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Chandler: No!
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Ross: No, but I want...I want the pinecones!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)