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Monica: Oh, okay. No problem.
Monica: (laughs) No. (Closes the door as Chandler walks up.)
Monica: No, it doesnt say where it came from. Where would we return it?
Monica: No! Thats where we keep the canned goods! Have you completely forgotten everything you learned at orientation?
Monica: No reason. I-I keep private things in there.
Monica: No. Ooohh
Joey: I saw this movie once where there was a door and no one knew what was behind it, and when they finally got it open millions and millions and millions of bugs came pouring out and they feasted on human flesh. Yknow it wouldnt kill ya to respect your wifes privacy! (He walks away and into his apartment and looks the door.) Stupid closet full of bugs!
Joey: And-and theres no danger to her and the baby?
Rachel: Okay, no uterus, no opinion.
Ross: No IMona!
Rachel: No, everythings fine. I just gotta go back
Ross: No really, you tell me whats up.
Joey: Oh hey, dont worry about it man. Dont worry about it, no big deal.
Chandler: Yeah. (Checks his hair.) Oh no wait, Im not an nine-year-old girl.
Joey: Uh, really good. Really good. Yeah, I should be ready to kill myself any day now. (Chandler returns with a bobby pin and hands it to Joey.) Wow, you sure found that quick. (He tries the pin in the lock.) I justI wish I didnt feel this way about Rachel anymore, yknow? I wish things could go back to normal. I mean, I love living with her and God, helping out with the baby is just amazing, but now I think I think Ross feels left out. Yknow? When I had to take Rachel to the hospital, the doctor thought I was the father. God You shouldve seen the look on Rosss face. (Pause) By the way, I have no idea what Im doing here. For all I know Im just locking it more. Oh hey, did you try opening it with a credit card?
Phoebe: No, you cant let this stop you from getting massages! No look, I have, I have lots of clients that make the same noises you do!
Rachel: (entering) Well, if anyone is keeping score, I no longer eat tuna.
Ross: No I-I-I would love to be around for you and the baby. And we-we can just try it like on a temporary basis.
Ross: No! No its not. Joey, this is a smart idea.
Monica: Oh no! You werent supposed to see this!
Monica: No Chandler, you dont understand! (Chandler starts singing the theme for Sanford and Son, an old TV show starring Redd Fox.) Okay! Okay! Okay! Fine! Now you know. Okay? Im yknow Im sick.
Chandler: No, honey youre not sick! Look, I dont love you because youre organized, I love you in spite of that.
Chandler: No!
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Rachel: No not that. I kissed Gavin last night.
Rachel: Mrs. Bing, I have to tell you, I've read everything you've ever written. No, I mean it! I mean, when I read Euphoria at Midnight, all I wanted to do was become a writer.
Ross: No. When he called, I...I threw the message away.
Phoebe: No. They said you 'Weren't believable as a human being.' So, you can work on that.
Rachel: Oh no no no
Molly: No I'm here to take Emma to your mother's, remember?
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Chandler: No, hes right, Im totally lying.
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Joey: Wow! Im so sorry; I had no idea it would bother you this much.
Chandler: No problem.
Rachel: No! No, I am not getting in a car with Ross, we will just have to live here!
Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: Well thats no way to sell newspapers. Why dont you try, "Extra! Extra! Read all about it!"
Joey: No, hey, it's been great.
Phoebe: No! No! I just went to pick up Phoebe Buffays checks; there were a lot of them.
Monica: No, it's not.
Ross: No!
Rachel: No. No, I dont. Could you be a dear and go tell him?
Rachel: No.
Chandler: No, no, no.
Monica: No, we weren't!
Joey: (covering his ears and yelling) Oh no! No! No! (He starts banging on the door.)
Dana: No, no "How you doing?" Man, I mean not even a cup of coffee first!
Phoebe: Hmmm... No, no... No, I can't do this. It's bad.
Rachel: Oh, oh no. Do you think she walked in, saw you and left?
Phoebe: I think it's just y'know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and how sometimes you're looking for something and you just dont even see that it's right there in front of you sipping coffeeOh no, have I said to much? Well it's just something to think about. I know I will.
Phoebe: No! No, her cab! She probably won't be using it; you can drive it to Las Vegas.
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Rachel: No you really think that's what it is?
Phoebe: No...I really wanted to know how you feel about it.
Phoebe: Oh yeah you were helpful! Yeah, no, thanks you.
[Scene: The Broom Closet, Ross is trying to open the door with a credit card, with no success.]
Mike: No.
Rachel: No thats just(Laughs)Thats just cause Im such a good messer!
Rachel: Oh, no! Who did that?
Joey: Do you believe in ghosts, yes or no?
Phoebe: Oh no-no, no, I made a promise to myself that the next time I would talk to Ursula would be over my dead body. And thats not happening til October 15th, 2032.
Director: Oh no! You get up there and do that again exactly like that!
Chandler: Hello? Oh hi, Doctor Connelly. (pause) No, she's not here but, you know, I can tell her. Should I be sitting down for this? (his smile fades as he hears the answer) Oh. (pause) Well, so what does that mean? (pause) Ok. Ok, thank you. Thanks. (hangs up)
Monica: No, no! Give it to me!
Joey: Oh, no don't worry about that, I swallowed that years ago.
Chandler: No, come on, you know that's not true.
Ross: No! That would be stupid! You're having it for me!
Phoebe: No, I think we killed it.
Joey: No, sorry haven't seen him.
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Chandler: Fowl? No. Women? Nooo.
Ross: No thanks!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
[That's all folks, no teaser; just the big cliffhanger for season 6. Yes, there will be a season 6, and it'll start again in September. Have a good summer everyone!]
Ross: It isn't ridiculous, look around! No one's here!
Monica: Un, no you didn't! You must be mistaken!
Everyone: NO!!
Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money?
Rachel: No, she was just much better at job than me!
Ross: Oh yeah, no no no...that's great!
Chandler: No.
Phoebe: Oh no!You guys aren't supposed to get divorced for 7 years!
Actress/Olivia: No, I told you...get out!
Rachel: NO! (pause) Or, cut!You know, that's your call!
Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.
Phoebe: (pause) Ok, say no more.
Rachel: You guys are unbelievable. No! He cannot come.
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Rachel: No, I'm saying...
Chandler: No!
Ross: No, no, no, you can't take the remote control!
Cecilia: No, he already knows that he owns everything in the room! Hes not finding it out for the first time! So, try it again.
Ross: No. It's the one he's licking.
Ross: No, but I want...I want the pinecones!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Phoebe: All right, there are no questions in the happy place. Okay, just, the warm breeze, and the moonlight flowing through the trees....
MR A: Oh, no, please, I spent most of mid-morning trying to stand up. Now uh, what can I do for you, my dear?
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Rachel: No reason.
Rachel: No, one of them...
Gunther: No.
Rachel: No Mon that's not the point. I'm out a thousand dollars, I'm all scratched up, and I'm stuck with this stupid cat that looks like a hand! (Storms out.)
Professor Spafford: Interestingly... no.
Ross: Phoebe, I had no idea you were so conventional.
Rachel: Oh, no, no! I heard you before, that is so not what this is!
Everyone: No!! Cover it up!!
Ross: No, no, really. You should go. Just go! Go! Go out! Really, the world is your oyster. Kick up the heels. Paint the town red. (Slang right?)
Ross: Oh yeah? no, no Nobel Prizes for him?
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Ross: Oh, I'm no actor, I'm a professor of palaeontology.
Phoebe: And no, oh please, oh please let me finish. (Rachel stops talking.) Oh I guess that was it.
Monica: No!
Ross: Oh, well no, but I mean, she only goes out with really, really smart guys.
Stage Director: No you answer it and take pledges.
Rachel: No.
Robin: (starting to cry) Ooh, (to Rachel) Can I have a napkin, please? Could you please hand me a napkin? (Rachel tries to grab one, but is to slow for his tastes.) Would you--Give me this thing (grabs the napkin holder from her.) all right!! Enough! (to Billy) And you are no longer my friend! We are finished! (gets up to leave) Nada!! No more! You are a bastard for doing this!! (Billy follows him) Get away from me!!
Joey: No, look, you know Charlie, right? She's cool, she's funny, her body is soo...
Ross: Thats true, thanks dad. (To All) People should be dancing! Huh? Hey, this is a party! Come on! Joey, dance!! (He starts to dance but stops when no one else joins him.)
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.