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Ross: Monica had such a crush on him. Yeah, she used to kiss his poster every night before she went to bed.
[Scene: Kates Apartment, Joey and Kate are returning from a night out on the town.]
Joey: Oh well then, good night!
Chandler: Oh, that would be Monica. Hey, listen, I wanna borrow a coupla things, Aurora spent the night, I really wanna make her breakfast.
Ross: Im giving this lecture on erosion theories tomorrow night, I think you should come.
Ross: I mean after tomorrow night.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, its the middle of the night. Joey is walking into the living room, and runs into the entertainment centre.]
Monica: Noo!! The point is that is was you that was there that night! It is you that I am marrying! It is you that I feel in love with!
Danny: Hey guys, I just uh, wanted to invite you to the party tomorrow night.
Ross: (points) Peach pit. That night we, uh- we had-
Phoebe: Rach, Rach, I just remembered. I had a dream about Mr. Geller last night.
Ross: Didnt you spend last night at Joeys?
Chandler: Im totally screwed. Okay, they are gonna be hot and heavy on stage every night, and then theyre gonna go to their cast parties and hes gonna try to undermine me. Y'know itll be like, "So wheres your boyfriend, whats-his-name, Chester?" And shell go, "No-no-no, its Chandler." And hell go, "Whatever. Ha-ha-ha-ha!"
Joey: Yeah for like a half an hour one night! Chandler, she wants you for the rest of her life! Youre so lucky! Look what I missed out on by not being there! Although you know what? It could never have worked like you guys did, cause you guys are perfect for each other. Yknow, we look at you and-and we see you together and it just it-it fits. Yknow? And you just know its gonna last forever.
Sleep Clinic Worker: Um-hmm, and did you stay up all night in preparation for your sleep study. (Joey doesnt answer) Uh, sir? (Joey starts snoring)
Phoebe: So did you sleep well last night?
Rachel: I dont know. I know I dont work late tomorrow night.
Joey: Actually, tomorrow night kinda depends on how tonight goes.
Chandler: Because she's not eleven! And it's not the seventh night of Hanukkah!
Chandler: Hey, yknow what we can do? Yknow, now that we are up? We can just like talk to each other all night long, yknow like we did when we were first going out. Itd be fun!
Rachel: But honey he calls everybody by a nickname! Okay, look, I know, all right, just one dinner, please, just one night for me, please. I just want him to love you like I do. (Ross looks at her) All right, well not exactly like I do, but, but, if you do come to dinner, Ill love you like I do in that black thing that you like.
Joey: Thats not what she said last night. (Ross glares at him.)
Chandler: Okay, well tonights the big night.
Paul: So Lizzie, are-are-are you planning on staying the night?
Joey: Its the big night! We wanted to wish you good luck!
Richard: Well, it was great seeing you the other night.
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, night. Chandler and Joey are sharing the sofabed in the living room. Joey is restless.]
Ross: Uh no-no, she-shes out for the night.
Ross: Wow! Happy Monicas night!
Ross: Okay, uh, about last night, um, Chandler.. you didn't tell... (Joey shakes his head) Okay, 'cause I'm thinking- we don't need to tell Chandler, I mean, it was just a kiss, right? One kiss? No big deal? Right?
Rachel: I swear, I never wanted any part of your night!
Monica: No, just a Friday night.
Monica: Wait a minute. That wasnt a hard eight! Last night I rolled a hard eight.
MONICA: I've not seen her since high school graduation. Oh my God, that night she got so dru. . . motional.
Ross: No! But we-we didnt have sex-uh, did we? I mean, I dont remember much about last night, it was such a blur.
Ross: Yknow of-officer I uh I had the weirdest dream last night
Rachel: So uh, heard you had some fun with Tag last night.
Devon: Do you realise that we have not seen each other since the night of that U2 concert?
Ross: Damnit! I have this date tomorrow night and I have to look cool!
Rachel: Hi! Oh, how was your date last night?
Joey: Listen, sorry I didnt stop by last night but I had a date.
Monica: Good, so do it Saturday night because were going to dinner with her and Clark.
Rachel: We've got to find a new pediatrician. Ross was getting sick last night, and I think Emma may have caught it.
Ross: Yeah, y'know the ah, the girlfriend I told you about last night? (Hes frantically throwing the cushions off of the couch looking for her other shoe) Well it turns out she ah, she wants to get back together with me. Oh, I found it!!
Monica: Wow! It took you all night to come up with that plan?!
ROSS: Not, not, not every night. You know, and... and it's not like I didn't try, Rachel, but things got in the way, y'know? Like, like Italian guys or ex-fiances or, or, or Italian guys.
Chandler: (wails loudly into his hands) Joey kept screaming at me, Do it now! Do it!! Do it! Do it now!! Sometimes late at night I can still here the screaming.
Rachel: Well, I didnt see Joshua last night, but I did punch a girl in the face.
Rachel: You cant just say, Nice to meet you, good night?
Ross: We are having a baby together, but were not involved. (The cashier, a very beautiful woman, looks confused) I mean, uh we-we were seeing each other a while ago, but then we were just friends. And then there was one drunken night. (Rachel looks at him angrily) Or, yes stranger, wed like this delivered please.
Ross: Cousin Frannies wedding, its tomorrow night.
Monica: Oh my God, shes not gonna like the chicken that night either is she?!
Monica: I just thought it would be nice if I could have just this one night!
Rachel: What?! Wait a minute! No wait a minute! (She does so.) Okay? Look, that night was the one wild thing I have ever done in my entire life, and Im not gonna let you take that away from me! Okay, so if you dont remember that, maybe you will remember this! (She grabs Melissa and kisses her on the lips.)
Kate: Yeah! Yeah, it was definitely an improvement. Gnight.
Joey: (enters the room) Hey, you guys, what are you doing tomorrow night?
Richard: It was great seeing you the other night.
Monica: Oh thanks. (Reading the bill) Champagne, strawberries Oh my God! I cant believe Chandler ordered porn on our wedding night!
Phoebe: Oh! Joey uh, were you in our room last night?
Chandler: The cameras? Remember last night I told you to take them?
Chandler: (sighs) Just one more thing. I was so pissed at you that night that I wanted to get back at you. So I thought, who does Ross like the more than anybody?
Ross: (imitating Parker) This room! This night! That waiter! His shoes! I must take a mental picture! (He backs into someone.) Ooh sorry (He looks behind him then notices its Phoebe then stops his impression.)
Lauren: Ive been waiting up all night for ya. Where have you been? (Joey doesnt answer) Where have you been? Vic?!
Rachel: Good night.
Rachel: Well I assume the ah, happy couple isnt up yet. Did you guys hear them last night?
Ross: No! The reason Im asking is that I sorta had one last night.
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Rachel: It was an amazing night.
Ross: It was. It was an amazing night.
Ross: Right. Good night.
Joey: Good night. (They both enter their rooms.)
Joey: About a month ago this guy spent the night with Rachel, I didnt see who it was but (He walks out and closes the door.)
Joey: Hey. I spent the night out. I met this cute bridesmaid. She is so...
Joey: Ah, Im-Im walking down the aisle...Still walking. (Mrs. Waltham takes her place.) Im about to pass the bridesmaid I hooked up with last night. (Looking at the bridesmaid.) Hey! (Talking to Phoebe.) I told her "Hey." And now Im at the front with Ross. Its Phoebe. (He shows Ross the phone.) He looks pretty mad. Uh...Id better go.
Joey: Im up all night!
Rachel: Its gonna be up all night!
Joey: Oh yeah, that was a pretty good night.
Melissa: Listen, we-we have to have dinner. What-what are you doing tomorrow night?
Rachel: No, she had to have just taken that test because I took out the trash last night.
Phoebe: Please, dont play the music. Just uh one more. LIVE FROM NEW YORK! ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!
Chandler: Listen, if you want to borrow money, its kind of a bad time. Im buying dinner for 128 people tomorrow night.
Will: That was such a fun night!
Rachel: Oh yes, absolutely! Yknow, its weird uh, but I had a dream last night where I was stopped by a policeman. And then he uh well I probably shouldnt tell you the rest.
Rachel: Never happened! Good night!
Rachel: Okay, good night!
Joey: Good night!
Whitney: Well, I went over to Kyles last night to pick up a few things and we got to reminiscing
Rachel: So tell me, what are Joey Tribbianis end of the night moves?
Joey: Yeah me too, all night.
Rachel: Yeah, I mean I was up sick all night.
Joey: Yeah. You know? You just... Look, you gotta... You gotta think about last night the way she does, okay? Maybe, maybe sleeping together was the perfect way to say goodbye?
Joey: I wish. No. After dinner, me, her, and Pepper all fell asleep in front of the fire. Well I woke up in the middle of the night and I saw that the fire was dying out. So, I picked up a log and threw it on. Or, at least what I thought was a log.
Monica: (groans) That was a long night.
Stu: So, tonights the night of the big bachelor party?
Rachel: So hot I cried myself to sleep last night. (Joey and Chandler clap their hands)
Phoebe: Well last night, I met Monicas.
Monica: Because your all gonna make up fake specials and make me cook them like you did the other night?
Waiter No. 2: God, youre gonna be here all night!
Phoebe: I cant. I cant believe I have plans, I cant. Can you do it tomorrow night though?
Chandler: So Ross, how was your date the other night? Did you tell her about the magical ride that starts with the flush of every toilet?
Chandler: Mm! Night Gar! (Monica closes the door.)