words in movies
Chandler: Well lets see, there was the guy with the ferrets, thats plural. The spitter. Oh-ho, and yes, the guy that enjoyed my name so much he felt the need to make a little noise every time he said it. Nice to meet you, Chandler Bing Bing! Great apartment Chandler Bing, Bing!
Rachel: Yes, his name is Barry, hes a doctor, thank you very much.
Phoebe: I'm sorry, Frank. I didn't realise things were so bad. You know, I'll help out more. I can - I can babysit any time you want. You name the day, and I'll be there.
Phoebe: Well, I heard youre having a problem with one of the boys in your class. And so I thought I would just come down here and sit you both down, have a little talk and make it all okay. Now umm, the boys name is Stings son.
Sandy: Like in my last job, I met Daniel when he was three weeks old. And I got to watch him grow into this awesome person... When I left, I said: I'll see you soon... And he said to me: Skdandy... (Ross and Rachel look puzzled) That was his name for me... I'll see you every day... right in... (points at his heart, but starts to cry before he can finish his sentence. Rachel tries to comfort him, but Ross has this "you've got to be kidding me" look all over him)
Ross: Whats her last name?
Joey: Her name is Dutch, and also Marklan.
Alice: (laughs) No. No. No. (Sits down.) Okay, now, see, I wanna name the girl baby Leslie, and Frank wants to name one of the boy babies Frank JR. JR.
Melissa: anyway, his name is Allan and weve been going out for three years. He was my first client when I became a party planner. He was planning a party for his girlfriend at the time. Oh well. (Rachel and Phoebe politely laugh) And he was Theta Beta Pi at Syracuse.
Mary Ellen: I'll stay if you can tell me my name.
Chandler: What in Gods name is that?!
Chandler: Yeah, but Sebastian? What is that? A cats name?
PHOEBE: Yeah, um, she was 82 years old. Her name was um, Mrs. Adelman.
Joey: Name one!
Gunther: Whats my last name?
Rachel: Monica, you should totally put your name down on the list
Monica: Oh my God! He just said my name! Did you hear that?
Joey: Oh wow, what a beautiful name! (Pause) What is it again?
Rachel: Y-Yeah! What-what is your wifes name?
Chandler: So this is nice! I wish I didnt have to go, believe me! But unfortunately I have to. (He gets up and Joey moves over next to Ross.) Oh uh, by the way, whats the name the girl youre dating?
Phoebe: Yeah, but you have to keep the name too!
Monica: What was her name?
Rachel: Really?! (Taking his resume) Okay well then, all right, well just have a seat there. Umm, so whatswhat iswhats your name?
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Russell: (interrupting) Im sorry, is this the same Rachel whos name you said at the altar in the second marriage?
CHANDLER: Now wait a minute, I claimed you in the name of France four years ago.
Ross: Well, ok, it's for 25 thousand dollars. And if I get it, I'll finally be able to complete my field research! And there will be an article about me in the "Paleontology Review"! Yeah! That'll be the first time my name is in there, without people raising serious questions about my work!
[Scene: Classroom. Joey is writing his name on the board, but turns around before hes done which causes him to write his name with a downward curve, and he then underlines it, and draws the line right through his name.]
Rachel: It was ... (can't remember) oh my god. He didn't have a last name. It was just "Tag". You know, like Cher, or, you know, Moses.
Ross: Oh here, I think this is us. (Reading the name cards.) Yeah.
Phoebe: Oh, you say someones name enough, they turn around.
Joey: I said name one!
Tag: Phoebe! Thats a great name.
Phoebe: Thats my first name.
Cecilia: Oh youre right. Thank you! Whats your name again?
Joey: Unless you name your firstborn child Joey.
Chandler: I got good. I played this game all day and now I rule at it! They should change the name of it to Ms. Chandler. (Pause) Although I-I hope they dont.
Ross: Joey had an imaginary childhood friend. His name was?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Joey: Hey, best man number two, Joey Tribbiani. Now Im not good with the jokes like Chandler here. Boy...but ahh, I just want to say congratulation to the happy couple. I first met Ross in this coffee house back home...Home...New York City...Where everybody knows my name. Well anyway, I love you guys. (pointing at everyone.) But not as much as I love America. (Looking at Chandler.) Could we please..go home now?
Joey: So uh, whats your name?
Helena: So whats your name?
Ross: Okay! Okay! Fine, Ill stop! No teaching, okay? Well just watch the pretty light streaking across the sky. (Comets dont streak across the sky, meteors do.) Okay? Whos official name is Bapstein-King.
Chandler: There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.
Joey: Ooh! A tape with a girls name on it. It's probably a sex tape... (realises) Wait a minute... This says Monica... (looks around) And this is Richard's apartment... (realises some more)
Phoebe: Oh my God! So was she! And! Get this, okay? Your-your name is Earl, right? Her name was Pearl, P-Earl.
Ross: Oh, you-you sure? (She nods yes.) Okay. (To the girl) Okay. So whats uh, whats your name.
Chandler: Shh! It is a family name!
Monica: Oh! And dont let me leave without getting the name of that carpet guy.
Rachel: Okay, whats your name?
Joey: Hey, so listen, I went across the street and talked to the doorman- I got the peeper's name! Can I use the phone?
Chandler: I stole Monicas and changed the name.
Monica: Well I-I really dont remember the name of it.
Ross: Youre just saying that 'cause I said no to your name!
Phoebe: Oh, it has a name?
The Interviewer: Oh! I like that. Whats your name?
Rachel: (checking the speed dial) All right, first name on the speed dial is mom.
Chandler: Were on a semi-first name basis.
Rachel: So did they call you to tell you your names gonna be in this?
Chandler: Wish it! (To the woman, Kathy, he likes) Hi. Hi, I-I was just sitting over there, and uhh, Chandler. My name is Chandler. Did I say that?
Rachel: Oh yeah! Of course, I mean, shes gonna get over this, yknow? I mean, so you said my name! Yknow you just said it cause you saw me there, if youd have seen a circus freak, you wouldve said, "I take thee circus freak." Yknow, it didnt mean anything, its just a mistake. It didnt mean anything. Right?
Chandler: Youll be perfect for this! Thats already your name!
Joey: I don't know, I just always pictured you ending up with one of those tall, smart blond guys, name like.... Hoyt.
Joey: Yeah, isnt that a cool name?
The Cooking Teacher: Thats very good, whats your name?
Phoebe: Bing, what an unusual name.
Monica: Well, Im never gonna listen to you again, thats for sure! (Mimicking her.) "Yknow, harm can it do if you go and put your name down?"
Joey: And what is his name?
Chandler: Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, its probably why kids picked on me in school, and why I never do well with women So, as of 4 oclock tomorrow, Im either gonna be Mark Johnson or John Markson.
Dr. Long: Do we have a name yet?
Ross: Ooh. What is the name of Chandlers fathers Las Vegas all-male burlesque?
Rachel: Oh honey, but you love that name.
Chandler: (giggles) My friends name is Joey.
Rachel: All right, look, we did not know that you wanted a stripper so we went to the phonebook and we got the first name we could find!
Mr. Geller: Boy, bad time to say the wrong name, huh Ross?
Rachel: Yeah well, not anymore I can't. He fired us! What are we gonna do? We have to find a pediatrician. Wait wait, Monica said that when you guys were growing up, you really liked your doctor. What was his name?
Chandler: Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off?
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: Come on, give me something. What's his name?
Ross: WHAT THAT'S A REAL NAME!
Gavin: Huh. What's Tag's last name?
Ross: Look, Chandler, its my joke. But, hey, if it makes you feel any better they dont print the name, so it doesnt really matter who gets credit, right?
Ross: You know, I hate to lecture you guys, but it's kinda disgraceful, that a group of well-educated adults and Joey can't name all the states. Did you ever see a map, or one of those round, colorful things called "a globe?" Hmm?
Phoebe: Well, I, I like the idea of naming him after someone I love, and Joey and Chandler are great names. (They both stare at her.) But, all right, I dontmaybe Ill just name him The Hulk.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
CHANDLER: Actually, I think this apartment sullies the good name of crap
Salon girl: Name?
Chandler: Your family name is Tribbiani.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Phoebe: No!! No way! No! And stop using my name! And shame on you! (Yells into the apartment) And shame on all of you! Youre disgusting! Especially you (points to someone) with that! (Storms away.)
(He looks at his bedroom door, but he can't remember the name of the girl.)
Monica: So, what's your name?
Rachel: Oh... what an interesting name.
Phoebe: It's a normal Swedish name... Ikea...
Precious: My name is Precious.
{Transcibers note: In case you havent heard, Courteney Cox got married to David Arquette during hiatus and changed her name to Courteney Cox Arquette. But David was a busy boy during the off season for not only did he marry but everyone else as well. For theyre all listed as Jennifer Aniston Arquette, Lisa Kudrow Arquette, in an interesting twist Matt LeBlanc Arquette, Matthew Perry Arquette, David Schwimmer Arquette, and even the creators of the show are now David Crane Arquette and Marta Kauffman Arquette. I just wonder what the new sleeping arrangements are }
Chandler: Y'know what, I can handle it, handles my middle name. Actually its the ah, middle part of my first name.
Helena: Chandler? What an unusual name! You mustve had terribly fascinating parents.
Ross: Ehm... Her name is Emma.
Phoebe: How - how do I get them to name the next one after me?