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[Scene: Rosss apartment, Phoebe has moved in and has a massage client on her table shes set up in the living room. Ross enters and is shocked to see a naked man lying on the table.]
Ross: The big deal is I dont want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzlebeer! Cold beer.
Ross: Can we please focus here, a naked mans life hangs in the balance!
Joey: Ooh, look-look-look-look-look! I got Monica naked!
Rachel: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I'm gonna go use Ugly Naked Guy's bathroom. (Does so.)
Joey: Well, Ive just never seen a guy stare so hard at a piece of paper that didnt have naked chicks on it.
Joey: (interrupting him) Uh Ross! Are there uh, are there naked chicks on that piece of paper?
Joey: No-no-no-no-no-no-no-no Its okay, I mean Ilook Rach, I know I scared you off with that whole Naked Thursdays thing, but we dont have to do that!
Phoebe: Cute naked guy is really starting to put on weight.
The Casting Director: Terrific! Well uh, theres one more thing. Uhh, uh its really important to the director that everything in this movie is authentic. Yeah and so in your love scene with Sarah she talks about how shes never seen a naked man who wasnt Jewish. So (Laughs.)
Ross: Naked friends.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler and Joey are discussing what to do about the now naked hooker in the guestroom.]
Joey: I mean naked game. Strip poker, we should totally play strip poker.
(They've made their way to the statue of the naked man that Chandler was leaning against earlier.)
Ross: And tell them what? The naked guy we stare at all the time isnt moving.
PHOEBE: Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
Rick: Suddenly, I very aware that Im naked.
Joey: I've gotta see this. All right Ugly Naked Guy!
Chandler: You know, it haunts me? Up til now, the worst thing I ever saw, was my father doing tequila shots off the naked houseboy. After this, I would gladly make that my screensaver!
Paolo: Uh, I am, uh, being naked?
JOEY: Ya know, one of these times you're gonna really be naked and we're not gonna come over.
Ross: Because there are naked ladies there.
Ross: There are naked ladies there too.
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Rachel: I'd say from the looks of it; our naked buddy is moving.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Ross: Rach, y'know I can see you naked any time I want.
Phoebe: Ugly Naked Guy's taking his turkey out of the oven. Oh my god. He's not alone. Ugly Naked Guy's having Thanksgiving dinner with Ugly Naked Gal.
Joey: Hey, you know what naked card game is never boring?
Monica: All weekend? That's a whole lotta naked.
Chandler: I cant believe there is a naked hooker in there!
Chandler: (gasps) You're naked in this picture!
Chandler: Are you looking at naked tribe's women?
Rachel: Youd be okay if you knew that Mark had kissed me, and been naked with me, and made love to me?
Rachel: Well guys tend to get naked before they're gonna have sex.
Phoebe: (looking out the window) Oh hey, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy is putting stuff in boxes!
All: Yeah, it is! Naked Ross!!
Rachel: Oh, yeah, sure. I mean, like in the case of this young woman, she has lost her clothes, so she rides naked on the horse, shes crying out, Where are they, where are they?
Rachel: Well, it would be easier to move just right across the hall. Wait a minute, unless youre thinking about Naked Wednesdays.
Rachel: Okay, but taking care of a drunk, naked woman seems like a job for Joey.
Phoebe: Monica! We lived together for years! Ive seen you naked!
Chandler: (looks down at his clothes) Am I naked again?!
Ross: Please dont say naked chicks.
JULIE: You know, in some cultures having a third nipple is actually a sign of virility. You get the best huts and women dance naked around you.
Phoebe: Naked alone time.
Monica: Yeah, I mean yeah, I look great. Yeah, I feel great and yeah, my heart is not in trouble anymore! Blah, blah, blah! Y'know I still don't feel like I got him back, y'know? I just want to humiliate him. I wanna, I want him to be like naked and then I'm going to point at him and laugh!
Rachel: I dont want you to see me naked!
Monica: Why is Ross naked?
Monica: Naked?
Monica: Were gonna see each other naked.
Chandler: Hey, Joe, I gotta ask. The girl from the Xerox place buck naked (holds up one hand), or, or a big tub of jam. (holds up the other hand)
Rachel: �Mira, mira, el viejo desnudo est� haciendo el hula hoop! (Look, look, Ugly Naked Guy is doing the hula!)
Chandler: (to Ross) I couldn't say that I was naked because she's allowed too see me naked.
Ross: Why does anyone have to be naked?
Chandler: Almost as good as that play with the two naked girls on the see-saw.
Ross: I-I-I dont even know why I bother to talk to you guys about it. Yknow what? Im just gonna do it on my own with no naked chicks.
Chandler: We were playing Gin? Y'know if we were a couple, we could play this game naked.
Joey: Yeah, thats one naked hooker!
Phoebe: So that's why she gave you a naked picture of herself.
Ross: Hey! Hey, look! Ugly Naked Guy's back!
Phoebe: (at window) Eww, look. Ugly Naked Guy lit a bunch of candles.
Rachel: Hey, who's this little naked guy?
Ross: That little naked guy would be me.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross is looking at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment through binoculars.]
Phoebe: Oh yeah, so you can walk around naked.
Rachel: Oh good. (She walks to the closed bathroom door, opens it, and finds a naked woman wrapped in a towel.) Ahhh! My God, sorry! (She closes the door and confronts Joey.)
Joey: They want me to be totally naked in the movie!
(To start this task, she lowers the top of her robe to reveal that she is naked from the waist up, well at least her back is, and starts to rub on the gunk. Chandler notices this, and has something start happening. Ill let you fill in the blank here.)
Joey: How long since youve seen a girl naked?
Chandler: Hey-hey! I thought Naked Thursdays was just our thing man!
Joey: Whoa-whoa-whoa. Jokes? You guys know they have naked chicks in there, right?
[Scene: Ugly Naked Guy's apartment, Ross, Rachel, and Phoebe are checking out the place. Luckily, Ugly Naked Guy is nowhere to be seen.]
Monica: Please! I feel so bad! Just watch the hot woman get naked!
Chandler: When I walk outside naked people throw garbage at me.
Chandler: Alright, so I'm back in high school, I'm standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and I realize I am totally naked.
Ross: (in his head) Oh my God! That's Rachel naked! I can't look at that! I am looking at this. (Looks back at his book.) Okay, vivid colors, expressive brush strokesUnless she wants me to be looking at that. She knows I'm home. She knows I can see her. What kind of game is she playing? I think maybe someone's lonely tonight. Oh-ho, Dr. Geller! Stop it! You're being silly! Or, am I?
Rachel: Well that is because your eye immediately goes to the big naked man.
Chandler: (entering in a bathrobe) I just walked in the bathroom and saw Kathy naked! It was like torture!
Joey: Ugly Naked Guy looks awfully still. (Phoebe runs to the window and gasps.)
Mr. Treeger: (coming in from the bathroom) Whoa, hey, that ladys all kinds of naked.
Phoebe: Hmm, pulling in a salary in the high six figures or rubbing gross naked people for chump changeooh, what do I do?! What will I do?!
Monica: We're gonna see each other naked.
Ross: It went great! And I didnt need any jokes or naked chicks either!
Phoebe: How can people do that?... (All but Phoebe walk away from the window in disgust.) Oh, you guys, look! Ugly Naked Guy got gravity boots!
Ross: Rachel, Ive seen you naked a million times. I ate hot fudge off you naked. Remember, I-I sucked that mini-marshmallow out of your belly button?
Chandler: Why would she use them with Richard and not me? I can be kinky! I once did a naked dance for her... with scarves!
Monica: I told you! I am not coming to a naked wedding!
Joey: Yeah, why dont you move in with me? Itll be great! We could stay up late, watch movies, and you know about Naked Thursdays right?
Chandler: Honey, its not the bath I enjoy, its the wet, naked lady.
Ross: Hey, you're not naked! So hey, Rach, when will we expect to see you tonight?
Monica: All right, hold on okay? First thing's first. (Gets her cleaning gloves on) Okay, now did Ross sit anywhere while he was naked?
Joey: Yeah, a naked bagel game? (Picks up his dropped bagel.) (To Chandler) Dude, I dont know. Thats a pretty small hole.
Rachel: No. Joey, she knows! We were at Ugly Naked Guy's apartment and we saw them doing it through the window. (Joey gasps) Actually, we saw them doing it up against the window.
Monica: Oh my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment!
Rachel: No, not really. I mean you've seen me naked hundreds of times.
Rachel: Ew, was Chandler naked? Sort of like a, like a ring toss kind of situation?
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Monica: And when he's naked I can throw him out in the front yard and lock the door and all the neighbors will just humiliate him!
Chandler: Come on! I was there! (He's propped up with his hand on a statute of a naked guy. He winces and pulls his hand away.) I know he's the love of your life.
Phoebe: Yknow you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!!
Monica: Look, here's a picture of Scotty Jared naked.
Ross: That is a great idea! And! I know Ugly Naked Guy because we've been watching him for like five years so that gives me back my edge! Oh, let's see now he had the trampoline.