words in movies
CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
JADE: Oh, you know, the usual, teaching aerobics, partying way too much. Oh, and in case you were wondering, those are my legs on the new James Bond poster.
ROSS: Oh my god. You are pure evil.
MONICA: (enters) Oh my god.
JOEY: Yeah, someplace nice. (to Phoebe and Rachel) How much do you think I can get for my kidney? (at Central Perk)
ROSS: Ok, ok, here is to my sister, the newly-appointed head lunch chef--
ROSS: Uh, lunch chef, purchasing, own little desk when Roland's not there. Here's to my little sister--
WAITER: Well, when you do, just let me know. I'll be right over there on the edge of my seat.
CHANDLER: Hey, sorry I'm late. Congratulations, Mon. (to Ross) I'm not sorry I'm late. How incredible was my afternoon with Jade?
ROSS: Well, pretty incredible according to the message she left you on my machine. Hey, Chandler, why is this woman leaving a message for you on my machine?
CHANDLER: Oh, see, I had to tell her that my number was your number, because I couldn't tell her that my number was my number because she thinks that my number is Bob's number.
RACHEL: Uh, I don't know. Why don't you put it right here next to my water?
CHANDLER: Yes, how 'bout a verse of Killing Me Softly. You're gonna sneeze on my fish, aren't you?
ROSS: Wha--? Whoa, hey, I don't want my birthday to be the source of any kind of negative--there's gonna be a hoopla?
ROSS: Hootie and the--oh my. I, I can catch them on the radio.
ROSS: No, look, hey, it's my birthday, and the important thing is that we all be together.
CHANDLER: Yeah. Just let me grab my jacket and tell you I had sex today.
JADE: Oh, Bob, he was nothing compared to you. I had to bite my lip to keep from screaming your name.
ROSS: Yeah, I know, it's my birthday. We all should be here.
STEVE: You used to be my babysitter.
MONICA: Oh my god, little Stevie Fisher? How've you been?
STEVE: Oh, yeah, my firm represents the band.
STEVE: How are you? Look, you guys wanna meet the group? Come on. So, are you one of the ones who fooled around with my dad?
PHOEBE: Oh! I can't believe it. I can't believe this. We're just like, sitting at home, trying to guess Joey's fingers, and you guys are out like partying and having fun, and you know, all, "hey, Blowfish, suck on my neck".
Joey: Its not what you said. Its the way you said it .Oh My God, Im a women!!!
Phoebe: No, no actually, he's smiling.. and... Oh my God, don't do that!!
[Suddenly the door opens and Ross's mystery girl enters. I'll give you a hint to who it is: OH .MY .GAWD!! Uh-huh, it's Janice.]
Ross: Eh..actually no, I don't need to because your little "Ross is dead" joke didn't work, ok, there were no responses. Nobody posted anything on the website, nobody called my parents, so the joke my friend is on you. Nobody called, nobody wrote anything, nobody cares that I'm dead. (silence) Oh my God! Nobody cares that I'm dead!?
Phoebe: Oh, okay, I'm sorry, thank you for my azzz.
Ross: No, y'know what, I guess it's partially my fault. Y'know, I shouldn't've, uh, asked you to start off with a monkey. I should've started you off with like a pen or a pencil.
Monica: I mean, my feelings for Richard are certainly gone.
Ross: Y'know, it-it doesn't matter. The important thing is that you're here. You're my friend, and you're here. Oh! (He goes over and hugs her.)
Rachel: What? Oh my God! Im gonna miss you so much! (Starts to cry.)
Rachel: Oh God. (He hands her some tissues.) No! Oh not again! (Wiping her nose.) This-this happened when my grandfather died. It's ugh! Sorry. (She puts her head back.) Oh, okay, so I'm sorry, what-what were you-what did you want to tell me?
Ross: Yeah. You can help me get my furniture back from Gunther.
Chandler: (To Ross) No, thats okay. (Ross nods and retreats.) Monica I thought this was going to be the most difficult thing I ever gonna had to do. But when I saw you walking down that aisle I realized how simple it was. I love you. Any surprises that come our way its okay, because I will always love you. You are the person I was meant to spend the rest of my life with. You wanna know if Im sure? (He leans in and kisses her.)
Monica: My God, Rachel, I cant believe Phoebe made out with Ralph Lauren. Ohh, Im so jealous. (Chandler looks at her.)
Ross: Its my new apothecary table!
Rachel: (seeing his new table) Ohh! Oh my God!
Chandler: Look, Ross, you gotta understand, between us we haven't had a relationship that has lasted longer than a Mento. You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Four years of closeness and sharing at the end of which she ripped your heart out, and that is why we don't do it! I don't think that was my point!
Ross: My apothecary table!!!
Joey: You know, you and Bob, and me and my girlfriend, uh, uh, Monica.
Ross: Hi, um, Im err, (has to clear his throat) Im Ross Geller, and err ah... (pats Carols bulge) ..thats, thats my boy in there, and uh, (points) this is Carol Willick, and this... is Susan Bunch. Susan is um Carols, just, com... (embarrassment finally overwhelms the poor fellow, who becomes incoherent until) ..whos next?
Joey: Uh, I dont know. Ya see, its just, see I was a regular on a soap opera yknow? And to go from that to this, I just Plus, Id have to wait on all my friends.
Joey: (gets up) All right. Don't look at my list, Ross, 'cause there's a lot on there that you don't have.
Rachel: Oh my God, I'm starting to look like my great aunt, Muriel.
JOEY: I figure my character has kids.
Joey: See, there was kind of a mix up in my agent's office, but I'm still on TV and that's good exposure.
Ross: Its my joke.
Chandler: Its my joke.
Rachel: Well excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back.
Rachel: Listen, my mum is not bringing the baby back until nine o� clock. So I was hoping you and I could have achance to kind of talk� somebody here?
Chandler: So, you stole my joke, and you stole my money.
Monica: No, my eye doctor is Richard! I cant go to him when I dont have a boyfriend!
Chandler: Okay, its just weird! Okay? I dont want to be standing their saying my vows and then having the mental image of you and Monica! I-I-I need I dont know what I need. I need a walk.
Ross: Joey, seriously, can I get my coffee?
Ross: Its my joke.
Ross and Chandler: Its my joke.
Monica: Ahhh! You are on my list.
Ross: Oh, just planning my bachelor party with my best man.
Monica: Fine! Don't be my friends! I'll buy new friends! Yeah, and then I'll pay for their plastic surgery so they'd look just like you!
Ross: Hey uh, well, todays my first lecture and I kinda wanted to try it out on you guys, do you, do you mind?
Phoebe: (returning from the bathroom) Rach, youre in my seat.
Jill: Oh my God, Rachel!
Rachel: Oh my God, Jill!
Rachel: Oh, The Velveteen Rabbit! Oh my God, when the boy's love makes the rabbit real!
Ross: Yeah, I want my money back.
Rachel: Im just visiting my good friend Carol.
Hillary: And someday soon, I hope to open my own restaurant.
Jill: She took all my stuff.
Joey: Yeah! Much! Listen uh, not that Im yknow insecure about my manhood or anything yknow, but I think I need to hook up with a woman like right now.
Rachel: With Ross and my sister?
Rachel: With my sister Jill and my ex-boyfriend Ross?
Ross: This is unbelievable. I - I have never been so insulted in my life. Now, if you'll wrap up my free crab cakes, I'll be on my way.
Monica: Look it is not my fault that your chairs are incredibly ugly!
Janine: Well, if thats what you want. Ill just put it all in my room.
Rachel: Oh honey he doesnt need my help.
Ross: Wh-wh-what line? The line that prompted a student in my last class of the day to say uh, (In a college frat boy voice) "Dude, dont you ever was your face?"
Joey: Uh, well yeah-yeah, I've got all of that going on. Yeah, listen uh, I want you to make sure you tell Chandler that he couldn't have been more wrong! Uh-oh! I gotta go Monica, my uh, my sushi's here!
Ross: I have to say you are a much bigger person than I am. I mean after all weve been through, I justyknow I wish I had a brother to reciprocate. Hey, if you ever want to go out with Monica, you have my blessing.
Chandler: (thinking) All right, this isnt so bad. I like the flower smell! Which is okay, because Ive got my boat.
Phoebe: Hmm, how about my azzz?
Chandler: Oh yeah, it's actually in my bedroom.
Joey: Hey, you dont even live here anymore! What are you doing answering my phone? I have my machine!
Rachel: No, but I was doing my thing and everything was going according to the plan!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Chandler: Yeah, yeah, it's just that with my last roommate Kip...
Dina: And youre my big brother! I mean, youre my favorite guy in the whole world. Im not even scared to tell mom and dad. I was scared of telling you.
Phoebe: (entering) Hey! Whats up? (Sees the TV) Oh my God! What am I doing?!!
Joey: Cause I only have one quarter, and I think my time is about to(he stops talking suddenly)
Phoebe: And-and youre using my name!
Monica: I am good. I finished my book.
Ross: I dont know, but I ah, I have the feeling that my being there will do it. Ill go over and I will borrow something. Juice!! I need juice!!
Ross: My Thanksgiving leftover sandwich. I can't believe someone ate it!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Hey! Hey! Be careful around my Porsche!
Joey: Ross, you should know that my pants are startin to come down and Im not wearing any underwear!
Phoebe: (singing) And I'm still waiting for my paper mache man. Thank you my babies.
Phoebe: (entering) Hi, sorry I'm late, I couldn't find my bearings.
Rachel: (worried) Be-cause Ross is the father of my child! You know... and I... want him to hook up with lots of women! (pause) I just... All I'm saying is... I don't think that Joey and Charlie have anything in common.
Chandler: (stops laughing, to Ross) You are not allowed to laugh at my joke.
Ross: And, and uh, you-you remember my friend Chandler. (Points to him.)
Chandler: Oh my God, introduce us!
Chandler: Uh-oh, its my boss!
Monica: Oh my God!
Joey: Well, no, not exactly! All right, look, I, I wasn't trying to save Ross. Okay? My sandwich was next to Ross. All right? I was, I was trying to save my sandwich.
Joey: All righty, what do you say we head back to my place?
Joey: Oh my God! Thats great! Congratulations! Whats the story?!
Phoebe: My God, I cant get a minute of peace around this place.
Rachel: Oh my God! Youre a 30 year old virgin!
Rachel: (humoring Phoebe) Oh my God, he dream-cheated on you!
Ross: Okay, 'you' can't, or (Points to Chandler) you can't? (Chandler grabs his finger) Okay, that's my finger. (Chandler twists it and Ross goes down on one knee) That's, that's my knee. (To Central Perk) Still doing the play. Aaah!
Jen: Sure, I'll just get my coat. (There's a knock on the door.) Could you get that?
Phoebe: Was it my work? Were they mad? Was it Jack? Did he yell?!
Chandler: Oh no no no.. I'll get her. I'm super-compentent and totally responsibile and fourth in line to raise Emma. I'll be right there Emma. Just let me get my trusty diaper bag here. <knocks over the box of china> Well.. what do you know? I guess, I'll be the one who dies first.
Monica: Oh, I know, I never wear fake ones. I just did it so my Mom wouldnt give me grief about me biting them.
I made a man with eyes of coal And a smile so bewitchin', How was I supposed to know That my mom was dead in the kitchen? (shakes bell) La lalala la la la la lalala la la...
PHOEBE: No, it's just like, ya know, it's a whole mess of stuff, ya know. It's like, yesterday, ya know, my dad was this, like, famous Burma tree surgeon guy and, ya know, now he's a, a pharmacist guy and. . .
Monica: Okay, fine. Let's talk about snow. -- Do you think it's snowing in Tulsa, where my husband is having sex on a copying machine?
Caitlin: Oh my God! That was flirting?!
Ross: I can't believe this. Not even my geology lab partner? And I carried that guy! (gets up from his sofa)
JOEY: [walks out of his room] Hey, this is ridiculous. I'll tell you what. After I get back from my neice's christening, I'll go down to the coffee house with you and we'll all have a nice cup of coffee alright. No problem, Joey's there.
Rachel: Wow! I cant, I cant feel my hands.
Chandler: Oh my God!