words in movies
Phoebe: Thank you. Can you believe no-one between my apartment and here offered to do that for me?
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Phoebe: Oh my god you're right.
Phoebe: I can't believe I never realized this before, I'm in my thirty's and never been in a long-term relationship oh my god (starts crying) what's wrong with me.
Phoebe: least you've been married, OH MY GOD! I wanna trade lives with Ross (cries more)
Ross: now I feel terrible this is all my fault.
Phoebe: well you not what you should feel terrible about, this could have been my serious guy he was sweet and smart and funny. Do you know how hard it is to meet a guy like that?
>>> Joey's Subconscious So this is going pretty good. dinner was nice, got a lot in common. (Sees a magazine) Victoria's secret huh we even like the same books. (Walks over to a painting on the wall) Oh now there's a scary painting. wait a minute I think I've been scared by that painting before. (Looks around) You know what this whole place look familiar I have definitely been in this apartment I know I've seen this weird plant before (it's a cactus and he touch's it) AWCH! It did that the last time. Oh my god, I've gone out with this girl before yeah we had sex on this couch and then on that chair and no. no we didn't do it hear which is weird because it seems like a perfectly good place.
Monica:: Eww are you talking about my bother.
Phoebe: (Walks towards Ross) If you hadn't just had a baby with my best friend I swear to Lucifer a raber dog would be feasting on your danglers RIGHT NOW!
Hayley: so it was kind of a shock after 25 years of marriage my parents, a perfect couple getting divorced, I kinda took it the hardest cause I was the youngest.
Joey: my god woman! How many people do you have to had been with not to remember any of this?
Phoebe: I know but he call's and my heart goes to him. You know that bastard is one smooth talking free lance kite designer.
Phoebe: well there is no Vicrum, Ross made him up because I never really have been in a long-term relationship, I've never lived with a guy, and I've never even celebrated an anniversary so. (Pause) if that's too weird for you and you wanna leave I totally understand. In fact I'll close my eye's make it less awkward (She sits with her eyes closed and Mike kisses her, Phoebe opens her eyes and like a little child says.) You kissed me.
Chandler: OH MY GOD! When you came in I switched the channel, I was just watching regular porn
Joey: (looks at a girl walk in) see ordinarily I would talk to her, but my confidence is shaken did I sleep with her? Did I not sleep with her?
Joey: your right! I love my life! (He gets up to go and speak to the girl and he turns back and sits down) I actually did sleep with her.
Monica: This is so unfair! She's got everything I want, and she doesn't have my mother.
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Phoebe: Fine. But you can't help me develop my new universal language.
RACHEL: Oh my gosh, wow. Monica. Oh my god. Mom. This is so great.
Monica: Helloooo? Yeah. Oh my God. Thanks.
Ross: Well, Ill-Ill be there. I mean I have to wear a costume to all my classes that day anyway so
Fake Monica: I'm not too bad. Fortunately, blue's my colour. How-how did you know I was here?
MR. GREENE: It's not a game Ross, a woman died on my table today.
MR. GREENE: Get my glasses too.
Ross: She's not here yet. She's not here. She's having my baby and she's not here.
Another Scientist: And I need to flip the light switch on and off 17 times before I leave a room or my family will die.
Rachel: Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! Im leaving! You are just a horrible person!
MR. GREENE: Thank you. Is that one of my cigarettes?
Ross: My first time with Carol was... (He mumbles the last part)
Bobby: Well I really have high hopes for my band.
ROSS: Buddy, my monkey, my monkey.
Monica: (embarrassed) (To Phoebe and Rachel) I didnt even tell him to say that. (They hug). All right youre off my list.
MR. GREENE: To get my coat.
JOEY: Huh? Days of our Lives picked up my option.
MRS BUFFAY: Schnoodle. Oh my God, what the hell happened to my dog?
Cop: (following her) Hey by the way, I'm sure Sipowicz is gonna be all right. I heard that kid from Silver Spoons is really good. (Phoebe's stunned) And where did you find my badge?
RACHEL: Ok, let me take these cakes back 'cause they're gonna take that out of my paycheck.
Monica: I really like to say that Im-um (Pause) Yknow what Id really like to say? Im drunk!! (Mrs. Geller pulls the camera down.) Thats right mom and dad your little Harmonica is hammered!! (Ross grabs the camera out of his dads hands.) And guess what! Ive been drunk before! And Ive smoked a cigarette! And I got a box of Ding-Dongs hidden in my underwear drawer! Its all okay. Its okay because I turned thirty today. And, and I can do anything I want! Because I am a grown up. (Falls over sideways with Ross filming the fall.)
Ross: You guys, you know what, you know what, it doesn't matter, because you both have to go get dressed before the big vain in my head pops. So..
Ross: (he bounds into the lounge room) But you didn't! I'm still alive!! Kori, I know this is a big surprise for you. It's a long story but the things you just said really made my day! I mean, the fact that you are here means more to me than if this room were filled with people!
Monica: You bet your ass Im gonna fire you! Get out of my kitchen! Get out!! (Joey leaves) All right! Anybody else got a problem? How bout you Chuckles? You think this is funny now?
Rachel: Oh, my, God, c'mon, you guys! He's gonna be home any minute! He's gonna kill me!
JOEY: These'll go great in my new place. You know, 'till I get real ones.
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
CHANDLER: Joey, a woman just stuck her tounge down my throat, I'm not even listening to you.
Joey: Actually, y'know its kinda cold, so how about I keep my boxers on, and give you all a peek at the good stuff?
CHANDLER: No, see, I'm trying this new screening thing. You know, I figure if I'm always answering the phone, people'll think I don't have a life. My god, Rodrigo never gets pinned.
Rachel: It was cheesecake. It was fine. It had a buttery, crumbly, graham cracker crust, with a very rich yet light, cream cheese filling (Pause) Wow! My whole mouth just filled with saliva!
Monica: All right, Ive heard enough. Ive made my decision.
Monica: That's my favourite kind! Okay, we are doing this!
Emily: (Yelling from inside the bathroom) Youve spoiled everything! Its like a nightmare! My friends and family are out there! How can I face them?! How can you do this to me?!
MINDY: Oh my God, I'm married!
PHOEBE: Oh, my.
Ross: Look, I-I dont want to miss anymore baby stuff. So Here. Heres my new pager number, okay? Anytime anything pregnancy related happens use it! Ill be there! Okay? I dont care if its three in the morning and all you want is ice cream.
Phoebe: All in good time my love. All in good time. Oh shoot! I left my guitar in their apartment. Well you can let me in later.
MONICA: That'll teach you to lick my muffin.
Phoebe: No-no, I know that, but I just have to make enough money for the second part of my plan.
Rachel: Ross do you realise this is the first time in my life Im doing something I actually care about. This is the first time in my life Im doing something that Im actually good at. I mean. if you dont get that...
Phoebe: You wanna be on my list too? Keep talking! Has anyone seem my list by the way?
MONICA: Oh my God!
ALL: OH.....MY.....GOD!!
Ross: Me too. So much for my dinosaur/Amelia Earhart theme park.
Ross: They published my paper.
Chandler: Oh my God! If you say that one more time, Im gonna break up with you!
Tag: Right there! That's my car! (Sound of a breaking car-window) Hey!!
Joey: Okay, some tricks of the trade. Now, Ive never been able to cry as an actor, so if Im in a scene where I have to cry, I cut a hole in my pocket, take a pair of tweezers, and just start pulling. Or ah, or, lets say I wanna convey that Ive just done something evil. That would be the basic I have a fishhook in my eyebrow and I like it (Does it by raising one eyebrow, and showing off the pretend fishhook.) Okay, lets say Ive just gotten bad news, well all I do there is try and divide 232 by 13. (looks all confused) And thats how its done. Great soap opera acting tonight everybody, class dismissed.
Chandler: (clearly lying and hating the dessert) Yeah, this is so good, that Im gonna go enjoy it on the balcony so that I can enjoy the view whilst I enjoy my dessert.
Joey: What? What the hell am I doing? You just broke my fridge!
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Chandler: Yes, but I feel like Ive really gotten in touch with my feminine side enough today. You know. In fact I think were two sachets away from becoming a lesbian couple.
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
Monica: Well, we-we had to go back because I forget my jacket.
ROSS: No. Man I don't wanna have to have Joey with me every time I wanna descent cup of coffee. Ya know, and I don't wanna spend the rest of my life drinking cappucino with a 'K'. I say you and I go back down there and stand up to those guys.
Ross: (sarcastically) Oh Great! After I finish my wine I'm going to blow my... eh. average-sized brains out.
RICHARD: Hey come on, you haven't heard my reason yet.
Ross: You see this, this is a person who is ready to go. Phoebe you, oh, you are my star.
Chandler: You're in my seat.
Monica: (lying down on a mattress) Oh! Ohhhhh! Oh! Phoebe, come here. Aw, this is my new bed. You gotta feel this bad boy.
RACHEL: Oh my God this is sooo humiliating. I think the only thing that tops that was, was, was when I was in the eight grade and I had to sing the Copa Cabana in front of the entire school. I think I got about two lines into it before I ran and freaked out. Oh my God, my entire life is flashing before my eyes.
Rachel: Someone? I brought people. Mr. Thompson, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, this is Mr. Thompson. (She introduces them.) Hes the head of my department.
Joey: Well, ah, Im an actor. Im fairly neat. I ah, I got my own TV. Oh, and dont worry Im totally okay with the gay thing.
MRS GREEN: Oh my god, there's an unattractive nude man playing the cello.
MONICA: [answers the door] Dr. Greene. Oh my God it's Rachel's dad. What're you doing here?
Rachel: (upset) Oh my Goood! Oh, do you think it's on all of them?
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Joey: (entering) Where's my underwear?!
RACHEL: OK, OK, that is my favorite sweater, that is my third date sweater.
Chandler: What are you, what are you gonna show me my clothes?
JOEY: Yeah.� Maybe Michael Jordon will dive for the ball and break my jaw with his knee.
ROSS: Either that or my mouth is getting smaller.
EDDIE: Why doesn't my key work and what's all my stuff doin' downstairs?
Fun Bobby: Hey, sorry I'm late. But my, uh, grandfather, he- died about two hours ago. But I-I-I couldn't get a flight out 'til tomorrow, so here I am!
Joey: Okay, well my girl from the other night was special. She was a scientist too!
Monica: Oh my god, Joey, for all we know this guy could be horribly...
Ross: Today's the day Carol and I first.. consummated our physical relationship. (Joey is puzzled.) Sex. ..You know what, I-I'd better pass on the game. I think I'm just gonna go home and think about my ex-wife and her lesbian lover.
MR. DOUGLAS: Have the final numbers on my desk by Tuesday.
Chandler: Nah, not so much. Alright, now we smoke. (Takes a puff.) Oh.. my.. God. (He continues to smoke.)
Paul: What?! I cant believe youre trying to stifle me! When just 14 hours ago we figured out that that is exactly what my mother was trying to do to me!
Carol: Oh, I love them. Each one's like a little party in my uterus.
Chandler: Okay, there's something different though--Oh my God! You smoked!
Ross: Oh my God, you've got a crush on your sister's stalker.
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
MONICA: Oh look, and he did my crossword puzzle.
Phoebe: Umm, sympathy pains. I thought it was really sweet at first, but now I think he's just trying to steal my thunder.
Chandler: The big deal is I was sitting there last, so, that's my seat.
Rachel: Country club newsletter. My mother sends me the engagement notices for 'inspiration.' Oh my God! Oh my God, it's Barry and Mindy!
Joey: Yep, that's my audition.
Phoebe: No. (opens the box) wh - get off your sister! Oh my god, what are we gonna do? We have 7 rats. So what if each of them has 7 rats? And then each of those have 7 rats? That's like ... (starts counting with her fingers) That's math I can't even do! What are we gonna do?
Phoebe: Ohh, well, you're my lucky penny.
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Joey: Oh yes I do. Otherwise whats next? Today Im just a guy who cant finish a turkey, but tomorrow Im the guy who eats half a Powerbar, wraps up the rest, and puts in the fridge? No! No, I just I justI gotta change my pants. (Gets up and heads for the door.) Jeans have no give. (Exits.)
Charlton Heston: I dont know one actor worth his salt that didnt say at one time or another, "God, I stink!" Hell, I just did a scene out there, first take, I stunk the place up. But, the important thing you must remember, no matter how badly you think you might stink, you must never, ever bust into my dressing room and use my shower! Do you understand me?!
Rachel: Hi! So Im out having lunch at Monicas and this guy starts talking to me, and it turns out he works for a buyer at Bloomingdales and there happens to be an opening in his department. So I gave him my phone number and hes gonna call me this weekend to see if he can get me an interview!
Phoebe: (sarcastically) Uhuh... Yeah...!, you know. And given my life long search for irony, you can imagine how happy I am.
Passenger #1: Oh my God. This plane doesn't even have a Philange!