words in movies
C.H.E.E.S.E: Oh yeah? Well then how come I cant get my VCR to stop blinking 12:00?
Phoebe: I dont know. I dont know. I cant lie to him again. Oh no Ino! Im just gonna press my breasts up against him.
Joey: (hangs up the phone) Wow! Well, my folks really liked it! So what-what did you guys think? (Phoebe smiles, walks up to him, and presses her breasts against him.) It wasnt that good.
Phoebe: What? You mean behind my back?
Rachel: (entering, excitedly) Oh! Hi you guys, oh my God! Youll never gonna believe happened to me today! I am sitting in my office and
Joey: (entering from bathrooms excitedly) You guys! You guys! Youre not gonna believe what my agent just told me!
Rachel: Okay, so anyway Im sittin in my office and guess who walks in.
Rachel: Yeah! Guess who walks into my office is the end of my story. (To Monica and Phoebe) It was Ralph Lauren! (Monica and Phoebe gasp) Ralph Lauren walked into my office!
Rachel: (ignoring him) Anyway, Ralph just came in to tell me that hes so happy with my work that he wants me to be the new merchandising manager for polo retail.
Rachel: I get to hire my own assistant!
Tag: Thats it. Thats my whole name.
Monica: Oh my God. He threw up?
Chandler: Thats it?! I gave up my Disneyland story for that?
Phoebe: Lets see. (Looking at the picture) Oh my God! Oh But no! No! You cant-you cant hire him, because thatits not professional. Umm, this is for me (The picture) yes? Thanks. (Puts it in her pocket.)
Joey: Yknow Terry, I-I dont really need to do this. I got my own cable TV series, (Pause) with a robot.
Tag: I just wanted to come by and thank you for not laughing in my face yesterday. And I noticed there arent any plants in your office so I wanted to bring you your first (Notices her plant) There is a plant in your office.
Tag: Right. So I guess I shouldnt put good at noticing stuff on my resume. (Sets the plant down on her desk.)
Rachel: Yeah! You-you got the job! Youre my new assistant!
Monica: (To Chandler) You kissed a guy?!! Oh my God.
Chandler: In my defense, it was dark and he was a very pretty guy.
Rachel: Ohh, my new assistant is working out, yes.
Rachel: Oh, my-my new assistant has very happy that I hired my new assistant.
Monica: Oh my God! (Laughing)
Monica: Chandler one time wore my underwear to work!
Phoebe: Oh, you like that? You should hear my phone number.
Joey: Wait! Terry! Please! Look, I just lost my other job. Okay? You have no idea how much I need this. Please, help me out, for old times sake.
Monica: Yknow, in my defense, umm there was no glitter on the macaroni and very little glue.
Ross: And in my defense, the cleaning lady came on to me!
Chandler: Yeah, and not that you would, but I wouldnt hang out with all the guys in my office.
Ross: Ah. Joey youre-youre having lunch with my mom?
Roy: I may have borrowed this from my nephew, but let me assure you, what's underneath (points at his groin)... is all man.
Joey: Would she? (He smells something and gasps as he realizes what it is.) You ate my candy bar!
Joey: Im doing my scenes with you?
Phoebe: Ross, please! My make-up! (He walks away angrily.)
Chandler: (not amused) And I just realized I can sleep with my eyes open.
Monica: (To Chandler) Okay, the red ones are my guests and the blue ones are yours.
Ross: Oh, taking my parents back to the hotel.
Phoebe: Oh my God! Chandler just left though!
Chandler: No, no. It-its not about the swearing, its more about ah, the way, that you ah, occasionally, concentrate, your enthusiasm on my buttock.
Richard: The picture of my wife! In your pack!
Joey: Yeah, in my third drawer on my dresser. You dont want to lose that.
Phoebe: Its amazing! My headache is completely gone! What are those pills called?
{Transcribers Note: Please correct my French here.}
Mrs. Green: I know, my daughters told me about it when they received their impromptu invitations a month ago.
Phoebe: Plus, it totally ruined my schedule! I I havent done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Rachel: Oh my God!
Monica: Hey! Okay, so I thought wed start with my make up and then do my hair.
Phoebe: Oh my God, hes not even appreciated in his own time. I would give anything to not be appreciated in my own time!
Rachel: With my alignment. Ive got one leg shorter than the other.
Joey: Its not on my head.
Elizabeth: Do you want to ride around town on my little pink bicycle?
Phoebe: Oh my God! Is that him? (She points at someone.)
Ross: Wow! The only thing I got from my Grandmother was her eyes. I mean not-not her actual eyeballs, but, but people say that my eyesDo-do you want to make out?
Chandler: Nothing, just a little extra air in my mouth. Pffft. Pffffffft. (walks over to where Joey is seated)
Monica: Oh wow! Okay. Dont scare me like that okay? I mean for a minute there I was like, "Oh my God! The worst has happened!"
Phoebe: Oh my God Monica!
Chandler: My favorite part was when Superman flew all the Jews out of Egypt. (Glaring at Joey whos nodding.)
Rachel: Here you go Pheebs. Who else wants one of my special homemade brownies?
Ross: Oh my God! Monica!
Monica: Soon! I-I just couldnt before. You saw how upset Joey got! I couldnt do that to her, shes my best friend!
Chandler: I drew my own bath, but I did it wrong! The waters tepid. The salt didnt dissolve and is now lodged places. And the scents I used dont compliment each other. Eucalyptus and chamomileOh!
Mike: Wow! You look like... like my mom.
Joey: But youre still moving in together, right? Because my ad came out today. (Shows him the paper.)
Rachel: Everythings ruined. My bed. My clothes. Look at my favorite blue sweater. (Hold it up.)
Joey: Please I have an extremely high threshold...Holly Mother Of God! My face! My face!! I'm all right! I'm all right!Just a little bit of shock that's all but I'll be fine you can go again. I'm OK(He tries to avoid the tweezers) Dammit! Woman!! How Hoooow!
Phoebe: Oh, thank you! Oh... Oh my God, you're RICH!
Mike: No, my parents are rich.
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Monica: Oh my God, it was the best funeral ever! I mean, everyone loved the food, and guess what? I even got another funeral for tomorrowthe dead-guy-from-today's best friend. I mean, it is like I am the official caterer for that accident!
Mike: My friend Manny. I asked him to keep me away from you.
Ross: Yeah, um, okay see, you were, you were on the list but my friend, Chandler (Chandler waves) brought up the very good point that you are international, so I bumped you for Wynona Rider, local.
Rachel: Okay. NowWhat is my first line?
Courtney: Im doing my brother.
Joey: I know! My grandmothers gonna see this!
Monica: Oh my god, Emma. Oh, sweetie, I forgot you were here. Oh, you're right, we can't do this. We can't leave her alone.
Joey: No, don't be sorry. I don't need it anymore. I found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: Thank you my babies. (Waves good-bye.)
Phoebe: (reading the certificate) Oh my God! Oh my God, we are 31.
Monica: It's not just the drum noise. Every five minutes, Joey throws his sticks in the air, and I have to hear, "Oh my eye! Oh god, my eye!" I mean, it is so annoying.
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Is it Ross? Its Ross isnt itOh my God, its Joey!
Phoebe: Okay, so Im done my part, okay. Its your responsibility now, okay. The burden is off me, right?
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Monica: Mrs. Bing? Here, these are my parents umm, Judy and Jack Geller.
Doug: So thanks for the warm welcome. Its good to have you guys on my team, and I come to play. I hope you do too. Now, lets go out there and get em! Huh? And remember, there is no I in team.
Mindy: Now, I know things've been weird lately, but you're like my oldest friend in the world... Except for maybe Laurie Schaffer, who I don't talk to anywhere, 'cause she's all bitter now that she lost the weight and it turns out she doesn't have a pretty face. ....Okay, I'm just gonna ask you this once, and I want a straight answer.
Rachel: I know, I lied! I didnt want her to think I was a terrible mother! I cant even see my own baby!
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Monica: Oh my God! We love that show! I mean Ross and I have been watching it since I can remember!
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God! No-no-no! Please! Please! Dont-dont-dont!
Mr. Geller: You stole my moves. (He starts to dance like Chandler was and Chandler stops.)
Monica: Ha,ha, ha, oh my life is just so amusing. Could we drop it now?
Chandler: But youre still my friend?
CHANDLER: All right. (reading her answer) "My husband is sleeping with his secretary." She's married!
Phoebe: Ohhh! My God! For tiny salt!
Rachel: Oh, hi! I would check your hand but... I'm sure you don't want to get my chicken disease!
PHOEBE: I sound amazing. I, I, I've never heard myself sing before. I mean, except in my own head. Oh, this is so cool, now I can hear what you hear.
Monica: Oh my God! Joey!
Phoebe: Hey lady, your days over! Its my turn!
Joey: Oh my God.
Chandler: Now sweetie, I know you dont like my office parties, but you can wear your new boots. See? Every cloud has a supple leather lining.
Phoebe: Oh my God, are you okay?
Monica and Phoebe: Oh my God!!
Rachel: Oh my God, Monicas gonna go out with a millionaire.
Rachel: (sitting at a table with some of her friends) (to waitress) Oh, um, no, no, no, no excuse me, hello. Hi. My friend ordered an onion, not an olive, and uh I ordered a rum and Diet Coke, which I dont think this is.
Phoebe: It was his sweater, butOh my God!
Phoebe: Well, what am I gonna do? I really need my guitar!
Mike: Uhm... Did you just hit my dad?
Phoebe: I think so too. And that little flap? Great for holding my lipstick.
Monica: Grab my ass!
Joey: I still cant believe they took away my key. You trust me with yours.
Rachel: And my veil was lace, made by blind, Belgium nuns.
ROSS: Oh, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry. Sorry. Sorry! Hey! Hey! I got my s's back! Which we can celebrate later. Celebrate.
Monica: Oh my God! Oranges!
Joanna: No, no, that was my boss. I have to go.
Ross: With my child.
Ross: Oh my God! What happened to the door?!
Phoebe: Now if you want to receive e-mails about my upcoming shows, then please give me money so I can buy a computer.
Rachel: Well, yknow what? I go see my doctor tomorrow, Ill ask her about this. Maybe she can give me a pill or something.
Frank: (entering with his fianc�e Alice, who is obviously much, much older than he is) Hey! Hey! This is ah, my fianc�e, Mrs. Knight. (he points out Phoebe to her)
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Rachel: You know what Im going to do? Im going to get in my sweats, and eat this in bed! (exits)
Ross: You damn kids! You ring my bell one more time, I swear to (Opens the door to find Jill standing there.) Ohh, uh Jill. Umm, that-thats just a little game I play with the kids down the hall. Umm, theyve really taken a liking to me. (Quickly looks out to see if theyre watching.) Uhh whats-whats-whats the matter?
Rachel: Okay Ross thats fine, but can you please stand near my head?
Rachel: (on phone) Oh my God! Oh my God! Thank you! (Hangs up) That was the fire department, there was a fire at our place!
Steve: Well, smack my ass and call me Judy! These are fantastic!
Dennis Phillips: Oh my God, that was for my benefit?
Ross: Oh my God.