words in movies
Phoebe: Umm Wow, all right. (Checks the book.) Wow! Yay! Ooh, Im gonna meet a guy! And really soon! And hes gonna be the man of my dreams. Probably not the guy I had a dream about last night. (Points at Chandler.)
Ross: (entering) Hey! Has anyone seen my shirt? Its a button down, like a, like a faded salmon?
Ross: Thats my favorite shirt! Okay? I love that shirt!
Ross: I dont know. I mean I-I guess I could. Its just that we didnt really end things such good terms. And if I go over there Id be ignoring the one thing she asked me to do when we broke up, jump up my own ass and die. (Walks away.)
Rachel: Oh my God!! You guys have such problems!! I feel so terrible for you!
Rachel: YeahNo wait! Joey no wait it is. Its something. Its-its umm its my boss.
Rachel: Yeah, and umm my baby.
Rachel: My boss wants to buy my baby!
Joey: What?! Oh my-oh my God!
Chandler: Oh my God, honey we are so meant to be together. We both have copies of the Annie soundtrack.
Rachel: Oh it was perfect! I mean it really felt like he was my friend again.
Joey: Do you think you can just buy my friends baby?!
Phoebe: Oh my God!
Rachel: Hey! Oh Joey, honey listen, thank you for talking to my yesterday about that thing with my boss. That really meant a lot.
Rachel: No! No, no-no-no Joey he doesnt want to buy my baby! I made that up!
Rachel: (To Joey) I cant believe that you yelled at my boss! Im-Im gonna lose my job! What am I going to do?!
Rachel: Oh Joey, I cant believe you brought my boss into this! Im gonna get fired!
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Phoebe: I-I-Id love to. Let me just tell my friend.
Chandler: Oh Im sorry, youre kicking me out of my own living room?
Rachel: My gynecologist tried to kill me.
ROSS: Not at all! I love this guy. Hey, I was so psyched to hear you're back with my sister!
Joey: Well thats true. And I am only naked in one scene. Plus it sounds really great. My characters catholic and he falls in love with this Jewish girl. Who run away together and they get caught in this big rainstorm. So we go into this barn and undress each other and hold each other. Its really sweet and-and tender.
Phoebe: Oh my god.
CHANDLER: Well now you understand how I feel every single day, ok? The world is my lesbian wedding.
Gavin: Hi! Gavin! Please to meet you. It was my idea to stand there.
Joey: My beers?! Look you guys, shes a very nice girl. Okay? We had a good time, but I justI dont see it going anywhere.
Richard: Well I know I was an idiot! And I tried to forget you, I really did! Yknow after we had lunch last year I spent six months in Africa trying to get you out of my head!
Joey: (sitting on the sofa in front of the tv) Rach, come on! They are announcing the numbers! My God, I can already feel myself changing.
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Joey: Oh my God!
Ross: I told you about my daughter.
Joey: (entering) Pheebs! There you are! Okay, you broke my fridge; you owe me 400 bucks!
Joey: Comb my eyelashes.
Chandler: Oh my God!
Michelle: No, wait, you don�t have my phone number!
Monica: Oh my God, what a fun day! That sounds great!
Rachel: Ahhhh , you brought rats to my birthday party?
Chandler: Oh no, yes we do my man. Remember when we were back in college and we went to that spring dance and you walked right up to that girl you liked and you could not stop talking about the Irish potato famine?
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh my God, Joey, that is such a great tip.
Chandler (reading the newspaper): Suddenly I wish I was reading my own name.
Joey: Oh my god, you're right!
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
GUNTHER: I used to be Bryce on All My Children.
Phoebe: Oh. Oooh! Ooh! Ooh! (She stands up and starts to dance around) Ooh! My butt cheek is waking up! Oooh! Ooh!
Steve: I do like my hair.
Phoebe: My dear, sweet Rach.
Phoebe: You know, you are talking about one of my dear, dear friends.
Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
Monica: Oh my god, then...
Rachel: Don't touch my coat!
Rachel: Oh, sorry, it's my phone. Hello?
Rachel: Oh my god, this is the worst date ever!
Ross: That's it. I'm in my apartment, you're not there, we're not having this conversation. (gets up, walks across room)
Monica: Y'know, all these years, I thought you were on my side. But maybe what you were doing was sucking up to Mom and Dad so they'd keep liking you better!
Rachel: Oh my God! That's the creepiest thing I've ever heard!
Ross: What? You - you're making money off my misery?
Bonnie: Hi! My boss let me off early, so I took the train.
Monica: Oh my god. We're trying to get pregnant so he's probably starting to freak out about the fact that my body is going to change.
Rachel: Oh, Ive got big Valentines plans! Ive got my Chinese food on the way, and the rest of your saltwater taffy!
Ross: (not getting it) Yeah! Yeah! Rachel picked it out for me. She told me to trust her and you know what? I'm glad I did! I turned quite a few heads on my way over here.
Chandler: You're not gonna need my help?
Phoebe: Oh my god, Rachel asked me if I knew anyone for her too.
Phoebe: oh I dunno I dunno, you know I mean I like him but am I ready to take my grade a loins off the meat market.
Melissa: Of course I remember our kiss. I think about it all the time. I can still hear the coconuts knockin together I (Phoebe is shocked.) I just didnt want to tell you cause I didnt think that youd return my love, and now that you have (Leans in to kiss Rachel.)
Chandler: Oh, you'll see my friend.
Phoebe: Those are my shoes.
Ross: Well I-I-I, that kind of thing requires some serious thought. First, Ill divide my perspective canidates into catergories....
Mike: Oh! Sorry, I guess I was thrown off by the mention of my name!
Monica: Okay! Wait-wait-wait! Shhh! (Bangs on her class with a spoon to make a toast.) Okay, umm, I just wanna say that I love you guys so-so much and-and thank you for being here on my special night. (Chandler clears his throat.) Our special night. I mean it just wouldnt be myour-our night, if you all werent here to celebrate with meusDamnit!
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mr. Treeger: (measures the top of the doorframe) Whoa! This looks like an all day job, Ill have to cancel my yoga class. (Ross walks up.) Hey Ross!
Monica: Hey, at least I knew where my guy was.
Chandler: Yeah, right here in my pocket. (Pats his pocket. Phoebe smiles, goes over to hug him, and removes the ring from his pocket.) Pheebs?
Chandler: Ooh, I hate when my father calls me that.
Rachel: Hi, my name is Rachel Green, I have an appointment for Emma.
Chandler: You know, I flew a long way t see my loving wife? Is she here by the way?
Phoebe: Joey and my friend were out last night and having dinner and she reaches over and takes a few of his fries...
Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! You don't have Emma! And Rachel you don't have Emma! (Starts yelling) Where's Emma? Who has Emma!?
Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! I mean, I wanna get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care about Charlie.
Phoebe: Oh, youre such a gentleman. (Grabs his arm.) Come on! Were going to my place! (Drags him off to her place.)
Ross: Why would I eat my own arm?
RACHEL: Yeah, who's gonna eat all our food, and tie up our phone lines, and - is that my bra? What the hell you doin' with my bra?
Cecilia: Id love to, but my lawyer said I cant do that anymore.
Mrs. Green: Oh my look at that. Only three weeks to go, now have you picked your nanny yet? Now I dont want you to use your housekeeper cause it would just split her focus.
Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! This all thing was my idea! (takes the bowl from Monica)
Rachel: (on phone) Ross, hi, it's Rachel. I'm just calling to say that um, everything's fine and I'm really happy for you and your cat...(cut)...I am over you. I am over you and that, my friend, is what they call closure. (She hangs up and tosses phone in the ice bucket.)
Rachel: No! Ross, no! It is not fine! Eh-eh-according to my plan I should already be with the guy I wanna marry!
Ross: I cant believe we have to say goodbye to the house we grew up in. Man, some-some strangers gonna be living in my room.
Monica: Well its I mean Id justId be self-conscious. Youre my friend; Id be naked.
Everybody: (excited) Oh my God, congratulations!
Joey: Chandler! You are not gonna believe this! I have found my identical hand twin!
Phoebe: Okay. Okay but you should know though, Ive raised my rates to $200 an hour.
Chandler: Finally, I figure I'd better answer it, and it turns out it's my mother, which is very-very weird, because- she never calls me!
Phoebe: No, you can�t go. No-no-no, I can�t hold this table on my own. If they ask me to move, I cave.
Ross: Okay, I think I might know why my parents dont like you.
Ross: (jumping to his feet) Look, I don't wanna make any trouble, okay, but I'm in a lot of pain here, alright? My face is dented.
Ross: Not my first time in a hotel, my friend.
Rachel: So do you think that my dream means anything?
Rachel: (surprised) OH! Alright, you know what? That's it! I want my share of the tickets (picks up the bowl)!
Phoebe: My songs aren't good enough for your restaurant?
Ross: Oh my god.
Monica: My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
Ross: Oh, my maple candy!
Phoebe: Why? The only person my playing is bothering is you!
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Rachel: (Tapping the clipboard) well, now, wait a second, who did I just put as my "In case of emergency" person?
Joey: Look, my agent hooked me up with six tickets to a great play.
Rachel: Well, if it makes you feel any better, I wish my date hadn't shown up.
Joey: Hey! You hold on pal! Now you made my friend, Rachel, cry. So now, youre gonna go up there and apologize to her, unless you want me to call the landlord.
Charlie: Oh my God!!
The Dry Cleaner: Yes, it was very offensive to my people!
Ross: The most amazing thing happened tonight. I thought my number was up. I had an actual near death experience!
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Joey: No, no, no! You kneed me in my misters!
Joey: Yeah, I want my tickets too (takes the bowl from Rachel)! And I'm buying the Knicks! And Steffi Graff, ah ah!
Chandler: Yeah, because if I was at my old job we'd say 300 million? No thank you!
Rachel: What?! My moms not gonna be here?!
RACHEL: Oh God, Ross.� Ross is going to pick up the phone.� Oh, I have to get my number back.� (She turns to find Bill, but they have gone.)� Oh my God.� He's gone.