words in movies
[Chandler enters with his hair full of mousse and a cheesy moustache]
MONICA: So Joey, why didn't you grow a moustache?
JOEY: Oh we flipped for it. I got the cigar, he got the moustache. Figured if we both grew it, we'd look like dorks.
MONICA: With that moustache doesn't Chandler remind you of Aunt Sylvia?
RICHARD: Nice moustache by the way. When puberty hits that thing's really gonna kick in.
Chandler: Oh, yeah, well, poor Richard. Y'... I can grow a moustache!
Mr. Geller: It is off. Right Ross? (pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache)
MR. GELLER: It's the off light. Right Ross? [pans over to see Ross with an afro and moustache]
RICHARD: A moustache comb.
Monica: Is all this about you not being able to grow a moustache?
Monica: Thats not true, you dont have a moustache.
Chandler: So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt? Medical malpractice? Choked on his own moustache?
Chandler: You have to give 'em something, you know. Okay, now that was Gerston, Santos, and who's the guy with the moustache?
ROSS: Good, good, good. So, is uh, was your moustache, did, used to be different?
Chandler: When you go lunching with hunky moustache men and don't tell me about it!
Ross: (on the phone) Yes, hello. I have a question. Umm, I used your pen to draw on my friend's face. (Listens) A beard and a moustache. (Listens and laughs) Thank you. (Rachel turns around and glares at him.) No, she didn't think so. (Listens) I know it's like (turns and sees Rachel staring at him and quickly changes the subject) anyway, umm well make-up didn't cover it and we've tried everything to get it off and nothing's worked. What-what do we do? (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Yeah. (Listens) Oh! Okay. (Listens) Okay, thank you! (Rachel gets excited at his tone.) (Hangs up the phone) Yeah, it's not coming off.
(Rachel approaches and we see the fruits of Ross's evil plan. He has drawn a moustache and beard on Rachel. The flight attendant just ignores it.)
Richard: (standing behind her, without his moustache) I can help with that.
Monica: Noo! My ex-boyfriend Richard! Y'know the tall guy, moustache?
Chandler: Oh, yes. I decided to leave these out for you in case Richard stops by and you wanna engage on a little light bondage and moustache play!
Chandler: Oh, well... Maybe I'll join them some time. I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand and beat the moustache off his face.