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Joey: Well, there was that one time that Monica and Rachel got together.
Monica and Rachel: What?!!
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, three years earlier, Phoebe, Monica, and Ross are there]
Monica: (entering from bedroom) Okay, Ill be back in just a minute. Oh, Phoebe Im sorry that I left lipstick marks on the phone.
Monica: Oh, then it mustve been you. Bye. (leaves)
Monica: (entering) Ross (who has his foot on the coffee table), foot on the floor or come over no more!
Monica: What?
[Scene: the hallway, Monica is coming up the stairs.]
(Joey is leaving and notices Monica, as Monica notices him)
Monica: Hi.
(Joey leaves and Monica mouths to Chandler Oh my God!)
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Chris says theyre closing down the bar.
Monica: Yeah, apparently theyre turning it into some kinda coffee place.
Monica: Got me.
Monica: Hey, did you pick a roommate?
Monica: Is it the Italian guy?
Monica: Hes so cute.
Monica: Oh look, the pool tables free. Rack em up. Ill be back in just a minute. Get ready for me to whip your butt.
Chandler: (picks it up) And now Ive picked it up again. (walks over to Monica.)
Monica: Oh my God, I went to high school with her. (to Rachel) Rachel! Hi!
Rachel: Monica! Look! Hi! What do ya think? (shows her, her ring)
Monica: Oh my God, you cant even see where the Titanic hit it.
Monica: Awww, just like you always wanted. Congratulations
Monica: Aww, not right now.
Monica: I know.
Monica: So, Ill get-get back to my friend.
Monica: Oh, thatd be great.
Monica: Thanks.
Monica: Bye! (to Chandler) Ten bucks says, I never see that woman again in my life.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Ross is on the phone, as Phoebe is walking by carrying a lamp.]
Phoebe: (to Monica, whos entering) Hey, youre early.
Monica: What are you doing with the lamp?
Monica: Oh, well dont take it to the same place you took the stereo, cause theyve had that thing for over a week.
[Scene: the hallway, Joey is moving in, Monica is leaving.]
Monica: Hi, again.
Monica: Thank you soo, much.
Monica: You want some help with that?
Monica: Whoa! Are you okay?
Monica: Its the heat. (has her hand on his chest, and then pulls it away) And-and the humidity.
Monica: Do you wanna come in for some lemonade?
Monica: Thank you. Just make yourself comfortable.
Monica: This place is really my Grandmothers. (Joey starts to take off all of his clothes, while Monica gets the glasses and pours the lemonade.) I got it from her when she moved to Florida, otherwise I could never afford a place like this. So if the landlord ever asks, Im 87 year old woman, whos afraid of her VCR. So are you thirsty?
Monica: (turning around) Okay, heres your penis!
Monica: Oh my God!!! What are you doing?!!
Monica: So?!
Monica: Yeah huh!! Cover yourself up!
Monica: I dont believe this! When someone asks you in for lemonade, and to you that means they wanna have sex?
Monica: Its okay. I suppose it could happen to anyone, not anyone I know, but... By the way I can still see it.
[Scene: Monica and Phoebes, Monica is vacuuming.]
Monica: Pheebs?
Monica: Wheres your bed?
Phoebe: Its not in the apartment? (Monica gives a Come on look) Oh no. I cant believe this is happening again.
Monica: What?
Monica: What are you talking about?
Monica: Everybody knows!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Monica: Well, you-you coulda just turned the cushion over.
Monica: What?!?!
Monica: You can spill. In the sink.
Monica: I love you, too.
Monica: What? Im just said.
[Scene: Monicas, Monica is coming out of the bathroom wearing nothing but a towel, as Chandler is entering.]
Monica: Hey.
Monica: (all depressed) Help yourself.
Monica: Phoebe moved out.
Monica: I dont understand, I mean am I so hard to live, is this why I dont have a boyfriend?
Monica: Well, I think so.
[Scene: Monicas, Chandler and Monica are still hugging each other.]
Monica: I know, it is isnt it?
Monica: Yeah! And I got it on sale, too.
Monica: Well, if you wanna get a drink later we can.
Monica: I know. Thanks. (Chandler leaves)
Monica: Hey, are you okay?
Monica: Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
(Rachel, Ross, and Monica exit)
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because youre wearing the clothes?
Monica: Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
MONICA: You'll do what?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
MONICA: Really?
MONICA: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hi Monica!
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
MONICA: Keep talkin'.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Monica: God, what is wrong with me.
Monica: What are you the memory woman?
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I know I do.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Monica: Oh, they-they sent me home.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Monica: Really!
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
(Monica answers the door)
Monica: I think so.
Monica: Was he crying?
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: What if they dont?
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: Huh?
Monica: So, should I call him back?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. [Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissors]
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: I called him.
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
Monica: Well, who's voice was that?
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: Okay. That was her right?
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Monica: Okay, fine. (runs to her room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Monica: Not any more!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Monica: Noooo!!!!
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Monica: I don't know!
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]