words in movies
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
Chandler: Is Monica not here?
Phoebe: (looking at Monica entering) Hey!
Monica: Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?
Monica: Oh, right.
Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Monica: (faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through!
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Monica: Huh!
Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...
Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.
Monica: But I want to.
Monica: But I insist!
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: (faking happiness) Oh, my!
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Monica: (offended) I like that poster!
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Joey: I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
Monica: Hey! I sold that to Joey.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
Monica: She's mine!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Monica: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]
Monica: Oh my God!
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: "Wendy" is a fat girl name.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Chandler: Monica.
Monica: What?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Monica: Oh my god!
Monica: But I thought if you left, you get fired.
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Monica: Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Monica: Would you stop staring at her?
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
Monica: Hey Rach!
(door knock, Monica enters)
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Monica: Right there! That was so fake!
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Monica: Does he?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!
Monica: So this is what a stroke feels like.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. (Doug looks at him.) But to hell with that bitch.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Monica: Hey!
(Monica goes back inside)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
913 - The One Where Monica Sings
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: I'm there!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Monica: You kissed him?
Monica: I thought you hated him?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Monica: Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: What?
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: Okay. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
(Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat.]
Monica: Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: "To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: All right, watch!
Monica: And they love me!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]