words in movies
Monica: What does the red X next to Bob Greenmore's name mean?
Chandler: Is Monica not here?
Phoebe: (looking at Monica entering) Hey!
Monica: Hey, you wanna go to see a movie?
Monica: Oh, right.
Monica: Oh, well. Now that I'm here I might as well help you with the cleaning and organizing! Just happen to have my label maker!
Monica: Uh, Chandler did! What does he want you to give up? Phoebe: A bunch of stuff. And the worst one... he wants me to get rid of Gladys.
Monica: Who's Gladys? (Phoebe shows her a horrific painting with a half-a-body girl dummy coming out of the frame. Monica's frightened and she gasps.) Oh! What a tragic loss!
Monica: (faking happiness) Well, I-I-I-I... I don't know...
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
Monica: Absolutely! Yes, you say to him "I'm sorry Mike I can't live without her, she means too much to me!"
Monica: Damn it, I did not think this through!
Monica: Hey, how did it go with Mike, is he gonna let you keep the painting?
Monica: Wow, what's the bad news!
Rachel: (sarcastic) Oh, and Monica gets to keep her? In her house? I am so jealous!
Monica: Huh!
Rachel: Well, I mean, sure, of course. But... you already gave that to Monica, so...
Monica: You know, I would give her up, for you.
Monica: But I want to.
Monica: But I insist!
Phoebe: Girls, girls, stop, ok? We'll flip a coin. Heads, she's Rachel's, tails she's Monica's. (she flips the coin). Tails! Monica, she's yours!
Monica: No, that landed in your food!
[Scene: Monica's apartment. Phoebe enters carrying the horrific 'painting' of Gladys. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Monica: (faking happiness) Oh, my!
Rachel: (surprised by how ugly it is) Wow! (sarcastic) Oh, she's so nice and big! Oh, Monica, where are you going to display Gladys oh so proudly? (looks around for a spot)
Monica: (sounds desperate, knowing what Rachel is trying to do) I haven't really settled on a spot yet!
Monica: (offended) I like that poster!
Monica: (Impatient with Rachel) Are you still here?
Joey: I got it from Monica. She sold it to me for a very reasonable price.
Monica: Hey! I sold that to Joey.
Rachel: Well, why I told him it's haunted. Two can play at this game. (gives Gladys to Monica)
Monica: No, too late. You can't give it back! (she pushes the painting back to Rachel)
Monica: No you can't. She's yours!
Monica: SHE'S YOURS!
Monica: She's m-i-i-ne!
Monica: She's mine!
Phoebe: You guys! You guys! You don't have to fight over her anymore. (she goes out into the hallway and enters with an even more hideous painting/collage. One of those faceles mannequins heads wearing a blueish dress and orange gloves reaching out into the room. Around the head 3 small dolls are hovering.) Whoever doesn't get Gladys gets Glynnis. (Rachel and Monica are gasping for air at the sight of this monstrous piece of art.)
Monica: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica, Phoebe and Rachel are on the couch.]
Monica: Oh my God!
(She closes his door again, and turns around. Then she starts screaming, terrified. There is Glynnis... And Monica holding her up, laughing.)
Monica: This woman's living my life.
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control.]
Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
MONICA: What?
[Monica and Rachel's]
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
MONICA: Oh, honey.
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
MONICA: C'mon. Keeps his fingers to himself and he's always minty fresh.
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
JOEY: Monica, pigeons learn faster that you.
MONICA: If you want.
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
MONICA: [to Ross] All right, you!
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: Joey, speed it up!
MONICA: So we're back on?
MONICA: Would you look at them?
[at Monica and Rachel's]
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
MONICA: Excellent!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Woman: (Fake Monica) Monana?
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
MONICA: All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.
MONICA: Ross, there he is.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
MONICA: Oh, yeah.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
MONICA: So what'd he say?
MONICA: Well, thanks anyway.
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
MONICA: What did you say?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
MONICA: You sold me out.
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
MONICA: OK.
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.
MONICA: Uh-huh.
MONICA: Fine,
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: Say it.
[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.
MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
MONICA: OK.
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
MONICA: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.
MONICA: Great.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
MONICA: You got it.
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
MONICA: No really, they're OK.
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
MONICA: That's your call.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Monica: All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: So, what's this.
MONICA: Oh, then go Vassar.
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]