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Monica: What are you talking about? We�re all together right now.
Monica: Oh, dear god!
[Scene: The Bings�. Monica in bathrobe, merely covered. Someone�s knocking at the door.]
Monica: (opening the door) Hey!
Phoebe: Ooh, and treat it is. (Monica�s breasts.)
Monica: Hmhmm. (ties up)
Monica: This is not, what I�m wearing. I�m ovulating and Chandler�s gonna be home any minute, so I thought we would try before dinner.
Monica: Believe me, Chandler and I have not seen each other in over a week. We�ll probably be the first ones there.
Chandler: Uch, do you think, Monica is gonna be able smell it?
Monica: (naughty in doorway) Welcome home. I�ve missed you. join me in the bedroom?
Monica: (comes over) O-kay, so you wanna play it that way, do you?
Monica: You don�t need a shower.
Monica: What do I smell? (sniffs him) I smell smoke. Huh�did you smoke?
Monica: (gets a pack out of his jacket)
Rachel: What about (?) Monica.
Ross: Hey, you only heard Monica�s side of that. That little fatso was a terror.
Monica: How can you smoke in this day of age? Do you not seen that ad with a little kid walks to grandpa, it�s chilling.
Monica: So what? Don�t you have any will power?
Monica: You said that was sexy!
Monica: That�s right, because I forbid you to smoke again.
Monica: Mhmm.
Monica: Don�t joke (?) with me, okay? I�m very, very upset right now.
Monica: Yes.
Monica: Well, I�ll tell you what we�re gonna do: We are already late for Phoebe�s birthday dinner, so you point out put out that cigarette, we�re gonna put this fight on hold and go have sex.
Monica: Sex! This is the last day I�m ovulating, and when we don�t do it now, we�ll have to wait till next month. (walks towards bedroom)
Monica: Oh yeah!
Monica: Huh, and no cuddling.
Monica: Oh good, I hate it when you do that
[Scene: The Bings� bedroom, Chandler is undressing, Monica in bed already.]
Monica: Spend more time with the tie. That�ll make a baby.
Monica: Oh sure, now you�re Mister Sensitivity. But when you wanted to have sex right after my uncle�s funeral
Monica: No, you�re right. Mnya, we shouldn�t do it like this. Huch. For what it�s worth, I�m, I�m sorry. I shouldn�t have come down on you so hard about the smoking. So you had a few cigarettes, not the end of the world.
Monica: Yah.
Monica: D�you want to?
Monica: �kay.
Monica: You know what? Let�s not talk.
Monica: Uch. I am still so mad at you for smoking.
Monica: Oh, blablablabaybaybay.
Monica: I was just saying that because I was ovulating and you said you wouldn�t have sex with me while we�re fighting.
Monica: That�s right, I got mine.
Monica: (entering with husband) Happy birthday!
Monica: Well, we had a little fight.
Monica: You used to tell girls you were a Kennedy. (being sat down) Ooh, uh, thanks. Wow, little tight, isn�t it? How d�you get a bigger table? You-you had a big table, but they made you move. Huh-huh, shut up Monica. Whoo, I suppose that Chandler will have the smoked duck.
Chandler: I suppose that Monica will have the � manipulative shrew.
Monica: Why would you do that?
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Well, what is going on with you two?
Monica: Uch, you see, I�m ovulating.
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
Monica: Bye.
Monica & Chandler: Mhum.
Monica: So, I�m, I�m probably still ovulating. Do you want to give it another try?
Monica: We don�t have much time. Once the egg descended the oviduct �
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: I'm there!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Monica: You kissed him?
Monica: I thought you hated him?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.
Monica: Yeah, let-let-lets pretend thats not true.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are there as Phoebe enters.]
Monica: (looks at it more closely) Oh that's an eye removal machine.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Monica: Wow! You are really fast!
Monica: What?
Monica: No I told you I can't.
Monica: Okay. (As Brenda exits Monica notices something.)
Monica: Im just so excited to make the presents! (Chandler does another sarcastic/scared laugh and leaves.) Shoot!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is watching Joey pace nervously as Rachel enters.]
Monica: What have you heard me sing?
(Monica and Ben sit down on the couch.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica is making a drink as Phoebe enters with the fur coat.]
Monica: Wait wait! I can't sing in front of all these people.
Monica: Yeah, but I love you more. Besides yknow, nothing goes with Bing. So Im screwed. I mean (Rachel hands Emma to Monica.) Oh, hi Emma. Yeah, thats you. Youre our little Em. Oh whats that honey? What? Oh, you want a little cousin? (To Chandler) You want a cousin right now?!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: "To take you to his mansion in the sky-y?"
Monica: Oh, I still cant believe my dad saw us having sex! He didnt make it to one of piano recitals, but this he sees!
Ross: No, its not just cause Im jealous. (Both Monica and Chandler give him a Come on look) I mean Im not, Im not, Im not jealous, okay? Its Look, the guy, he screamed, he actually screamed at this couple sitting in our seats.
MONICA: (smiling) I arranged some pillows on the bed to look like a guy.
Monica: What Phoebe meant to say was umm, how come youre having a party and were not invited?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's]
Monica: All right, watch!
Monica: And they love me!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, time has lapsed, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler, and Monica are sitting at the kitchen table.]
Monica: If you're not going then I don't want to go either.
Ross: Hey, hello! mmwa! (kisses Carol) I brought all the books, and Monica sends her love, along with this lasagna.
Monica: What are you doing?! Chandler! You cant just go back a phase!
<Amy pushes Rachel and Monica goes berserk and runs around the table>
Monica: Ok, right about now the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside. Why are we standing here?
Monica: He's not great umm, but he's dealing with it. Oh wait a minute, you're not gonna try
Monica: I don't care. <pauses and realizes...> Oh my god. I've lost the will to scold.
(Monica enters and Chandler screams stuff at the TV.)
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh my god.
Monica: Oh, it's perfect.
Monica: Sure, we'll do that. What are you up to?
[Scene: Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe's, later that night, there is someone knocking on the door and Chandler stumbles out into the living room, turns on the light, looks through the peephole, and opens the door.]
Monica: I thought I lost it. I got a new one, like, a month ago.
Monica: No, it's not.
Monica: Yeah.
(Monica looks at him.)
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Chandler!
Monica: So, let's do this.
Monica: We're okay. I'm still ovulating.
Monica: Canoodling?
Monica: I guess you're right.
[Scene: The Airport, Chandler and Monica are following the previous couple through a tiny hallway that proves this is a set on a sound stage and not an actual airport, and see them enter the first class lounge.]
Joey: So what's it gonna be? (Monica whispers in Joey's ear. Ross gets up and waves arms frantically in protest)
Monica: What are you doing?
Monica: She's asleep.
Monica: She's asleep. Chandler?
Monica (laughs): Okay, I'll try.
Monica: Ross is really strong! Okay, hes the strongest out of all three of you! (Joey looks at her.) Except for Joey.
Monica: Two guys in one night? Wow, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.
Monica: Yes, but we have to be fast.
Rachel: Oh God Monica hi! Thank God! I just went to your building and you weren't there and then this guy with a big hammer said you might be here and you are, you are!
Monica: (Doesn't believe what she's hearing) Was your cabin pressurised?
Monica: Oh, I wish I didn't have to wait to take a pregnancy test.
Monica: Well, that was weird. You were loud, and I was fast.
Monica: Well, I'm sorry, but Chandler and I could really use a weekend away. You know, to reconnect... emotionally.
Monica: Oh my god, where's Emma? Where's Emma?
Monica: Oh my god, then...
Rachel: Of course I packed! Monica relax! I just wanted to ask Phoebe her opinion on what I should wear tonight.
Monica (on phone): Hey, Rach, how's it going?
Monica: Hey, did you stop by here?
Monica: No, we weren't!
(Monica hangs up, and Rachel looks at her phone.)
Monica (to Joey): Why the hell did you take her?
Monica: Oh, thank god! Emma, there you are!
Monica: Unless what?
Chandler: Well... there's surrogacy, but Monica has dreamt her whole life of carrying a child, she has felt that watching a surrogate would be... too hard for her.
Ross: Hows Monica coming along with her vows?
MONICA: Yes, because all good plans start with, "I'll go down the fire escape."
Phoebe: (walking up) Whats up? (Rachel hands her the note and she reads it.) Tell Monica Im sorry. (Pause) Tell her yourself!
Monica: Oh, then bring it on! Oh, unless of course your afraid you might lose to a bunch of girls.
Monica: You say Thank you very much, and then you buy me something pretty. Come on, were gonna put are hands in this bowl, and were gonna start squishing the tomatoes.
Joey: Youre right. Youre right. I-Ill go tell her now before Ross finds out and Ill be gentle. I can do that. I am a gentle person. Oh, by the way. Two people screwing in there (Points to the closet Chandler and Monica were in) if you want to check that out.
Monica: Why not?
Monica: Wow! I Had no idea you had this much pride.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross, Chandler, and Monica are there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is lying in front of the bay window, and the phone rings.]
Monica: Listen...I need to know that what I'm about to ask you, will never get back to Chandler.
Monica: Hey Joey!