words in movies
Monica: Are we gonna take a limo?
Monica: Oh I love taking limos when nobody died!
Rachel: Thats right, still no baby! (To Monica, Joey, and Chandler on the couch) Come on people! Please make some room!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Phoebe, Chandler, Joey, and Monica are there as Rachel enters.]
Monica: What are you doing here so early?
Joey: (to Monica, Chandler, and Phoebe) Did you hear that? I only get one extra ticket to my premiere. So some how I have to pick between you three and Ross.
Monica: Well, well Ross didnt care enough to be here, so I think hes out. You snooze you lose.
Monica: Well then somebodys snoozing. Joey, not that this uh should affect you at all, but if you were to pick me, I was planning on wearing a sequined dress, cut down to here. (Points to her stomach just above her belly button.)
Monica: Star in a movie.
Monica: Wait a minute, just because he paid for your head shots youre gonna take him? Joey, I dont think youre comprehending just how slutty this dress is!
Monica: Shes over a week late! She gotta have it today, right?
Monica: Hmm, care to make it interesting? Ill bet you that shell have it by this time tomorrow.
Monica: Okay, how much?
Monica: How about fifty bucks?
Phoebe: No ones here! (Monica looks at her.) Oh damnit!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Rachel is entering, still pregnant.]
Monica: Damnit! Damnit!! Heres your fifty bucks! (Pays Phoebe.)
Monica: Now stop it! Double or nothing that she has it by tomorrow!
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Shes in the bathroom.
Rachel: Oh uh-uh pal! Dont call me mommy! Its bad enough you call your own mother that. (He looks at Monica.)
Monica: Im actually with her on this one.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross and Rachel are there as Phoebe and Monica enter.]
Monica: Hey!
Monica: What did the doctor say? Any news on when the baby will come?
Monica: Well what is it? What is it? If its gonna help bring the baby here, like today. I mean, I think you should do it.
Monica: Do it!
Ross: Monica!
Monica: Im just saying its been a really long time for you. I mean, women have needs. Do it, get yours!
Monica: All right, lets be practical, if Ross isnt willing to do it, hes not the only guy in the world you can have sex with. You can borrow ChandlerChandler is good!
Ross: Monica, what is the matter with you?
Monica: Nothing. I just want the baby to be born today.
Monica: Okay fine! I keep betting Phoebe that youre gonna have the baby and I dont want to lose again!
Monica: Wait a minute! Now Im betting against all three of you?
Monica: Oh, okay!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Chandler is there as Joey enters.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is paying Phoebe.]
Monica: Two hundred.
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
(The phone rings and Monica answers it.)
Monica: Hello? (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Uh-huh. (Listens) Okay. (Hangs up.) I guess we can bet one more time.
Monica: How did you know that?! (Runs to yell at Joeys apartment.) Joey! Chandler!! Its time!
Monica: You know everything!! Oh wait, double or nothing. I bet you the baby is over seven pounds. (Phoebe isnt interested.) I bet you it has hair. (Shes still not interested.) I bet you its a girl.
Monica: (following her) Ill give you really good odds.
Monica: This woman's living my life.
Monica: (threatening) Don't get too cocky! Remember I won the last one! Oh, by the way, how did that feel, losing to a girl?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, firemen are there to handle the bonfire that got out of control.]
Monica: Oh, Candy! She was so spunky!
MONICA: Ross, I thought you were over this.
MONICA: They love each other, and they wanna celebrate that love with the people that are close with them.
MONICA: What?
[Monica and Rachel's]
MONICA: Listen, um honey, I appreciate this but you don't have to keep hanging out with them for me, I mean, they have each other.
[Scene: A Restaurant, Monica is breaking the news to Alan.]
MONICA: Oh, honey.
Monica: (entering) Is Joey here?
[Scene: Phoebe's Apartment, Monica is lying on the massage table waiting for Phoebe.]
Monica: Fine, Ill rub it on myself.
Chandler: (To Monica) Wow! Listen, we had a good run. You know, what was it? Four? Five months? I mean, that's more than most people have in a lifetime! So, good-bye, take care, bye-bye then! (He kisses her and starts to climb out the balcony window)
Joey: (To Monica) Who the hell is this guy?
MONICA: C'mon. Keeps his fingers to himself and he's always minty fresh.
Monica: He would just roll me over and I would stop snoring.
Monica: Hate that guy! (Throws another cookie)
JOEY: Monica, pigeons learn faster that you.
MONICA: If you want.
Monica: Joey, put that down! (the phone rings) Oh my God! It's Pete. Okay, get out!! How the hell do you answer a video-phone! (steps in front of it, and automatically answers it)
[Scene: Joey and Rachel's, Ross is telling Rachel and Monica about yet another mistake hes made with a woman.]
MONICA: [to Ross] All right, you!
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: Joey, speed it up!
MONICA: So we're back on?
MONICA: Would you look at them?
[at Monica and Rachel's]
Monica: Oops! (Covers its eyes.) Yknow, your birthday is in a month-and-a-half, what do you say I forget to get you a present for that too?
Monica: Maybe because it's you hung your head out of the window like a dog the whole ride here.
RACHEL AND MONICA: Yeah.
Monica: Oh my god! Did you hear that? She said Monica! (She goes back to Clunkers again) Oooh, I can't leave her!
Monica: Well, of course I do. What's not to like! I'll take her in a minute! But, you know, I think that you're giving up too easy, honey. I think that you need to fight for her!
[Scene: Mr. Ratstatter's (RTST) office. Monica is there about a job.]
MONICA: Excellent!
Phoebe: That was supposed to be a good thing, I forget why. Just listen, Monica, I, do you know, okay, do you know, I couldnt sleep for like a month because I got like a dot of ink on one of the sofa cushions.
Woman: (Fake Monica) Monana?
Monica: Please tell me it's his mother.
MONICA: All right, look, nobody's smoking pot around all this food.
MONICA: Ross, there he is.
Rachel: Oh, Monica, c'mon, you do cool things.
MONICA: Uh, I don't know, butter, eggs, flour, lime, kiwi--
MONICA: Jean-Claude Van Damme. I didn't know he was in this movie, he is so hot.
MONICA: Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God.
[cut to Monica and Rachel walking through the set]
MONICA: Oh, yeah.
Monica: I just told my Mom Id cater a party for her.
[back to Rachel and Monica]
MONICA: So what'd he say?
MONICA: Well, thanks anyway.
(They hug. And quickly that hug turns into a heated make out session, right there on the waiting room couch. Chandler, Rachel, and Monica quickly make their exits.)
MONICA: What did you say?
Chandler: Monica has a secret closet and she wont let me see whats in it.
MONICA: You sold me out.
MONICA: Ya know, you had no right to go out with him.
MONICA: Yes you did. Absolutely.
MONICA: OK.
MONICA: Yes.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Ow. Ow. Ow.
MONICA: Uh-huh.
MONICA: Fine,
Monica: Honey, Im not even going to pretend I was listening. (Sees someone else.) Hey! Hey! (Goes over to that person.)
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: Say you're sorry.
MONICA: Say it.
[Monica and Rachel start yelling at the same time]
MONICA: Rachel, you say you're sorry or your sweater gets it.
MONICA: I'll help you fix your sweater.
MONICA: I'm sorry that I made you stop seeing him.
MONICA: So you watched the movies huh?
MONICA: OK.
Monica: No. You know, sometimes just things doesn't work out.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Oh, no no no no no.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the next morning, Monica is getting the door.]
MONICA AND RACHEL: No no no no.
MONICA AND RACHEL: Bye-bye.
MONICA: Just some stuff for the party.
Monica: Oh God Phoebe!! (Phoebe covers one ear.) Oh thats it! Thats it! Right there! Oh! (Tries to cover the other ear.) Ooooh-oooh-ooooh (Covers both ears and continues the massage with her elbows.)
MONICA: Well, CHP because I used to have a crush on Eric Estrada. And ZXY becuase I think it sounds zexy.
MONICA: Great.
Monica: Phoebe, that's how it starts. I don't need to eat the cake, I'll just smell the icing... why don't I just eat a little sliver, or, okay, just a slice or two. And next thing you know, you're 210 pounds and you get wedged in going down the tunnel slide. Phoebe, honey, I know this is hard. Look, if you talk to him, you're going to wanna see him. And if you see him, you're going to want to get back together with him. I know that's not what you want. (pause) Give me your phone.
MONICA: You got it.
Monica: And you know what? We want a rematch.
MONICA: No really, they're OK.
RACHEL: Monica, Monica, look at this lamp. Is this tacky or what? We have to have this.
MONICA: That's your call.
(Joey comes out of Monica’s apartment and sees Rachel and Amy but does not notice the huge amount of bags)
[Scene: Monica's apartment. The stripper is sitting at the kitchen table. Monica, Rachel and Phoebe are standing around him]
Monica: All right people listen, Ive got exactly twenty-eight minutes before I have to baste again.
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
MONICA: Oh yeah, well there's the possibility that I won't make rent.
MONICA: Hi.
MONICA: So, what's this.
MONICA: Oh, then go Vassar.
Monica: Oh, I havent had that feeling since I first started going out with Chandler. Wow, Im never gonna have that feeling again am I?
(Ross, Chandler and Monica are in the kitchen area)
[Scene: Library. Phoebe is getting ready to sing for the kids. Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there.]
[Time lapse, dinner has finished and Chandler is sitting on the couch eating some pie. Monica sits down beside him, and he gets pushed up a little by the wave she makes in the couch.]
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Ross and Monica are still going on about the house.]