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[Scene: Central Perk, Gary, Phoebe, Monica, and Chandler are there.]
Chandler: (To Monica) Yeah, see, I can't pull of baby-doll can I?
Monica: No. I think we learned that from the sugarlips incident. I'm gonna get some tea.
(Monica leaves and Chandler moves to talk to Phoebe.)
[Cut to Gary and Monica at the counter.]
Monica: So it looks like it's going really well for you two, huh?
Monica: (shocked) Oh my God!
Monica: I think that is so great! When are you gonna ask her?
Monica: I swear, I promise. I promise. Oh my God, I'm so excited! {And I just can't hide it! I'm about to lose control and I think I like it! Sorry, just couldn't resist it.} All right, listen let me tell you, do not get her flowers. Okay? Because y'know, she cries when they die, and there's the whole funeral
(Gary exits and Monica rejoins them.)
Monica: (sitting down) Gary's gonna ask you to move in with him!!
Monica: He just told me at the counter. He made me promise not to tell, but I couldn't hold it in any longer!
Monica: Relax! It's Phoebe! Not you!
Monica: Ohhhh!
Monica: That is so sweet! (She kisses him and turns to add some sugar to her tea.)
Chandler: (To Phoebe, behind Monica's back) Still terrified, I'll take care of it. No problem. (When Monica turns back he smiles and kisses her, when she turns away he nods that he'll do it to Phoebe.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Joey and Ross are playing catch with a little foam globe.]
Rachel: Is Monica here?
Chandler: Yeah, I think I do! Y'know what? You move in with her! You move in with her right now! Maybe I should in with Monica!
Monica: (entering) Hey guys!
Monica: Joey, I left my watch on the counter last night. (Goes to the counter) It was right here, where is it?
Monica: All right, come on, I'm-I'm late for work!
Monica: Guys, could you please just stop throwing the ball for one minute and just help me find it!
(He throws it back to Ross, but it's intercepted by Monica and the guys both scream in horror.)
Monica: What?!
Ross: Monica, whatever you do, do not drop that ball!
Monica: Really?!
[Time lapse, Monica has joined in and is calling to get out of work.]
Monica: (on phone, faking she's sick) I-I'm not gonna be able to make it into work today, I don't feel very good. (Joey makes a high throw and Monica has to catch it way over her head.) (Not sounding sick) Yes!! (Realizes what she just did.) (Sounding sick again) Wow! Uh, for a second there I thought I was really better, but I'm not. (Hangs up and keeps throwing the ball.)
Monica: Rach?
Monica: You have scratches all over you, what happened? (Rachel's arms are covered with scratches.)
Monica: (shocked) What?!
Monica: I don't want a cat!
Monica: (To Rachel) What?! You paid a thousand dollars for a cat when you owe me 300!!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, and Monica are still playing catch, with Chandler looking on. Joey throws the ball to Monica who catches it and whips it at Ross.]
Ross: (catching the ball) Monica! Stop throwing it so hard! We're on the same team!
Monica: (jumping in front of him) No-no! Don't do it! Don't!
Monica: He's a dropper!
Chandler: Oh! Oh! That's so hard. (Starts to juggle the ball, but loses control and almost drops it and hands it to Monica.)
Monica: Oh myOh good God!
Monica: So, why don't you just take it back to where you got it?
Monica: Rach, why won't they take it back?
Monica: Look, if you want you can keep it at our place until you find out what to do with it.
(Monica sneezes.)
Monica: Oh my God, the cat's made my eyes water! Don't-don't throw it to me! My vision's been compromised!! (Quickly grabs a tissue to wipe her eyes.) Oh God! Okay. Okay. It's okay. Man, that was close.
Monica: So you're moving in with him. What happened?
Monica: Why, do you write him a lot?
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's, Joey, Ross, Monica, and now Chandler are still playing catch. The guys are exhausted and sitting around the room. Monica is still standing all pumped up and being hyper-competitive yet again. {Okay! We get it! She's competitive!! Must we see all the time?!}]
Monica: Come on guys! Suck it up! We're closing in on ten hours! It's gut-check time!
Monica: Please! I made this game what it is.
Monica: All right, there's some pizza at my place, we can all eat with one hand right? Are you with me?
Monica: All right! Let's go! (Runs to the door.) Let's go Team Monica! (The guys all stop and stare at her) All right, we can work out the name later.
Monica: Rachel! What is your cat doing in one of my bowls!
Monica: Wow! You made a profit!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Hyper-competitive Monica, Rachel, Chandler, Joey, and Ross are still playing catch. Monica is finally tiring while the rest of them are totally exhausted and virtually asleep.]
Monica: All right! Come on Monica! Look alive! Come on, look alive!
Monica: It's okay. It's okay. Just pretend that it didn't happen! Okay? No one needs to know! I mean, Phoebe's not an official ballplayer! I mean, only official ballplayers can drop the ball!
Monica: Okay! Okay, let's race! First one there wins! Ha-ha! (Runs out the door and everyone watches her leave.)
Monica: Ok, so you've done some good work! (pause) What about your carry-ons?
Monica and Ross: Seven.
Monica: Let me see!
Monica: You know what? You can have mine.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandlers, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?
Monica: (stunned) I-Im the head chef. I-I cant get promoted.
Monica: Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Monica: Thank you!
Monica: Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
Monica: Great!
Monica: What musician?
Monica: What are you doing here!
Monica: Listen Phoebe...
Monica: This is kind of a classy place.
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
(Monica covers her face with her hands)
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Joey: Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: A love scene? With who?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: It was hard!
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Matire'd: (motioning to the empty table next to Monica and Chandlers) Or if you prefer, this table is available.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Ross is sitting on the armchair.]
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)
Monica: Tiny portions?
Monica: My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
(Monica comes out)
Monica: Ok, you have to stop playing now.
Monica: Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Monica: I'm sorry...
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: It sounds interesting!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Monica: Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.
Monica: In the hall.
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Monica: Which one?
Monica: Both of them?
Monica: (whispering) You can't!
Monica: Who, who are they?
Monica: What the hell are you cooking!
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Monica: What's so bad about that?
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Monica: Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
Monica: (to Ross) So, did you two have fun?
(Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches her breath and massages her ankle.)
Monica: You're not sick!
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Monica: Ok, what is this?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: (Yells after him) I love you!
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
(Phoebe picks up her cell-phone and calls Monica. Monica is still packing in her apartment.)
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Joey: Monica!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.