words in movies
Monica: It sounds interesting!
Rachel: Ooh... oooh... (pause) (Rachel is all bah-jiggity about Joey) oh, ah... (pause) (to Monica) Can I ask you a question?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: No, I don't think it ever works. Why?
Monica: No, no, Rachel?
Monica: Who do you wanna fool around with?
(Monica points at Joey, Rachel turns and sees him)
Monica: (whispering) You can't!
Rachel: (whispering) Why? (Monica gesticulates mumbling something that starts with "because") Seriously I did not understand a word that you said.
Monica: In the hall.
Monica: You wanna fool around with Joey?
Monica: Who? Who do you know that are friends that just fool around?
Monica: Who, who are they?
Monica: Both of them?
Monica: Which one?
Monica: Rachel, things can get incredibly complicated.
Monica: What the hell are you cooking!
Monica: Hey!
Ross: (covering with his hand Chandler's face, like pretending he's not there) (to Monica) There're these two professors who are joining my department and I have to meet them here and show them around campus.
Monica: What's so bad about that?
Monica: (fingering her elbow): Ross?
Monica: (to Chandler) Is he gonna introduce us?
Chandler: (to Monica) No, I think we're just blurry shapes to him now.
Monica: (to chandler) Twenty bucks says they're married within the month.
Ross: (hitting Monica with his suitcase) (to Charlie) We should probably get going, you know, we got a lot of ground to cover.
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Ross: (entering with Charlie) Oh, hey you guys! This is Charlie! Charlie, this is Phoebe and my sister, Monica.
Monica: (to Ross) So, did you two have fun?
Monica: And I don't know if you've noticed but she's a (aloud) HOTTY!! (Charlie looks at her) HI!
Monica: Hey, Rachel, Can-can I see you for a sec?
Rachel: Sure! (Monica takes her apart) Oh...
Monica: You're not sick!
Monica: Ok, then, why are you... (she opens her robe revealing a nice black dress) all dressed up??
Monica: You just wanna stay home so you can make a move on Joey!
Monica: Ok, what is this?
Monica: (aloud) WHAT?
Monica: Joey is having a secret Days Of Our Lives party up on the roof!
Monica: The game's over! Take off your robe!
Monica: Oh my God! Kyle Lowder!
Kyle Lowder: (to Monica) Hi. (walks on)
Monica: (Yells after him) I love you!
Monica: Oh yeah that's what you want - my inhibitions lowered.
Monica: (Excited) Oh my God, can you believe we are surrounded by all this? I can barely control myself.
Phoebe: Monica, you might want to remember that you are married. Where is Chandler anyway? (Looks around)
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my God! Chandler!
Monica: (to Rachel) Hey! Joey said no autographs! But if she's gettting one, then I want one too: To Monica. And none of this "best wishes" crap. I want "love".
Monica: Oh man! If I had known I was coming to this party I never would have gotten married!
Monica: (yelling after him) We will!!
Monica: (to Rachel) Look at you with all the guys!
Monica: I guess you have forgotten all about Joey?
Monica: Please... Chandler is the love of my life... (At which point a man in leather pants walks by)... oooh leather pants! Have Mercy! (Follows the man in the leather)
(Cut to Monica holding up her shirt, revealing her bra. An actor stands beside her, holding a pen in his hand.)
Monica: That's it, just sign right on the bra (the actor does so).
Joey: Monica!
Monica: Don't worry Joe, I won't come next year!
Chandler: (to Monica) So, how did you enjoy the play?
Monica: Oh my god, honey, I'm so so so so so sorry.
Monica: You really liked it?
Monica: Oh really!
Monica: No!
Monica: So I got it when I was 13...
(Rachel approaches Monica)
Rachel: (to Monica) Hey!
Monica: Hey!
Monica: No, you can't! Friends hooking up is a bad idea.
Monica: That's different! I was drunk and stupid!
Monica: What about all the guys that you've got the phone numbers from? Why don't you just kiss one of them?
Monica: Alright (shrugs). I think it's a big mistake but it's your decision.
Monica: And I can't stop you.
[Scene: The theater. Monica, Phoebe and Chandler are sitting in the first line]
Monica: Oh, you're so wonderful.
Monica: Ok, so you've done some good work! (pause) What about your carry-ons?
Monica and Ross: Seven.
Monica: Let me see!
Monica: You know what? You can have mine.
[Scene: The Hallway, Phoebe is exiting Monica and Chandlers, and finds Ursula standing in the hallway smoking.]
Monica: How dirty do you think I am? Im telling you, if you had some candles and some bubbles and some music, you would love it! It would take all of your stress away.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Oh, I guess we could try that, but... it seems so harsh! (to Chandler) Have you ever done that?
Monica: (stunned) I-Im the head chef. I-I cant get promoted.
Monica: Well you can't! We're booked solid for the next month!
Monica: Yeah, I'm sorry. I really am.
Monica: Why don't you take Ross?
(Monica smiles a sweet apology of regret, until she's distracted by Marcel as he clambers all over her nice furniture.)
Monica: Good. Okay, Im just gonna wait for Chandler to open the rest of them.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, The gang is surrounding Rachel at key positions.]
MONICA: Rachel if you, if you want to go out with him, you can. Sound like a big jerk to me but if that's what you want to do...
Monica: Yeah but it was because I-I had an eye exam and I dont like my new eye doctor.
Monica: Thank you!
Monica: Oh..please!I-I welcome criticism.
Monica: Great!
Monica: What musician?
Monica: What are you doing here!
Monica: Listen Phoebe...
Monica: This is kind of a classy place.
Monica: You know how much I love listening to your music, you know, but...
(Monica covers her face with her hands)
Monica: All right, Im gonna show you something a lot of guys dont know. Rach, give me that pad, please? (She does so and Monica starts drawing on it) All right. Now
Joey: Oh, all right, I can ask Monica.
Monica: Yeah, yeah, it's interesting.. but y'know what? Just for fun, let's see what it looked like in the old spot. (She moves it.) Alright, just to compare. Let's see. Well, it looks good there too. Let's just leave it there for a while.
Monica: Yeah, and I wanted her to get to know the doctors and get settled into the hotel.
Monica: Look, I don't wanna do this test either, but I really do think it's a good idea!
Chandler: Panicking! And using the Internet to try to prove that Im related to Monica. How is she?
Monica: Yeah.
Monica: A love scene? With who?
[Scene: Central Perk. Monica and Rachel are sitting on the sofa]
Monica: What do you think brought than on?
Monica: Wait wait wait. I was at home the whole time. How did I missed that?
Monica: It was hard!
Rachel and Monica: Hi.
Joey: Yeah! (Monica goes in the bedroom.) Yknow, she could use a little (Whistles that she needs to do what theyre doing.) (Something happens on the game.) Oh nice shot!!! (They all cheer.)
Matire'd: (motioning to the empty table next to Monica and Chandlers) Or if you prefer, this table is available.
[Scene: Central Perk, Monica and Chandler are sitting on the couch. Ross is sitting on the armchair.]
Monica: Oh, he is. And he is so dreamy. I mean, y'know what, when he left I actually used the phrase, Hummina-hummina-hummina. (walks away)
Monica: Tiny portions?
Monica: My pink flowered bra! I recognize the strap!
Monica: I didn't say your songs were not good enough.
(Monica comes out)
Monica: Ok, you have to stop playing now.
Monica: Oh yeah? Ok, let's settle this, come on!
Monica: Well, y'know how I always wanted to go out with Chip Matthews in high school?
Monica: Thank god, it's just you! I thought someone was swinging a bag of cats against the wall.
Monica: I'm sorry...
Phoebe: Oh my God! Youre right! Go! (Monica starts to leave.) Go tell Chandler! Hurry before its too late! Wait no! (Monica stops.) Does this also mean putting out doesnt get you love? (Monica is shocked.)
Monica: ooohh... hey! Wanna stick around and I'll whip you up some dinner?
Monica: (gets up) Okay, y'know what, Im not fine, Im not. I mean how can I be fine, hearing you come in with her, she wants to see your bedroom.... (pause) Y'know what, what if were friends who dont see other people?
Monica: Phoebe, it's not what you wear. It's sort of your songs... I just don't think you should play at the restaurant anymore.
Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) 131! (they kiss)
Monica: Yeah, she hates all mass produced stuff. She thinks her furniture should have a history, a story behind it.
Monica: Phoebe, it's not about quantity.
Monica: Umm, actually I was about to tell you that I was, I was going to get out of it, but hey, if we're just goofing around then uh, maybe I will go out with him.
Monica: (depressed) Thats right. Im no longer a bride. Ill never be a bride again. Now, Im just someones wife!
Monica: Ok..You know the old classics you know,You look nice? They're still ok.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment, Joey is there, trying to convince Monica to pose as his girlfriend. His plan is to hook Monica up with Angela's boyfriend Bob and then take Angela back for himself.]
(Monica starts on the form, while Rachel catches her breath and massages her ankle.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's Balcony, Rachel is taking down the Christmas lights. Monica sees her, so she leans out of the small side window.]
Monica: You go back out there and you seduce her till she cracks!
Rachel: (on phone) Daddy... Daddy... Daddy, why whyyy would I sleep with Billy Dreskin? His father tried to put you out of business! (Rachel turns to Monica, clasping the receiver to her bosom so Dr.Green can't hear, while mouthing "You are...") ...dead!
(Phoebe picks up her cell-phone and calls Monica. Monica is still packing in her apartment.)
Monica: Wow, do you mean like kiss him-kiss him?
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's, Monica is on the couch writing when Chandler enters to make his brief cameo.]
Monica: Come on. I know you're not eighteen anymore, but give it a minute.
Monica: Now come on. (They hug like men.) Well, Im glad we worked things out.
Monica: Phoebe, you got Joey drums to annoy Rachel, so she wouldn't wanna live there anymore?
Monica: Yes Rachel, why do you care so much?
Monica: All right. Umm, you could uh start out with a little 1, a 2, a 1-2-3, 3, 5, a 4, a 3-2, 2, a 2-4-6, 2-4-6, 4, (Rachel starts getting worked up) 2, 2, 4-7, 5-7, 6-7, 7, 7.. 7 7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7-7 (mouths 7)! (They both lean back on the couch satisfied.)
Ross: Okay, well here we are. Now were in a tough spot again, Rach. What do you want to do? How do you want to handle it? Huh? Do you wanna fight for us? Or, do you wanna bail? (sits down next to her) Look, I, (on the verge of tears) I did a terrible, stupid, stupid thing. Okay? And Im sorry, I wish I could take it back, but I cant. (We see Monica and Phoebe are almost in tears.) I just cant see us throwing away something we know is so damn good. Rachel, I love you so much.
Monica: Hey!
Monica: Hey, what's this?
Monica: Oh, you can't show Phoebe this! She hates those corporate massage chains.
Monica: I think the things that you said about me are really unfair, and I would like for you to give my bouillabaisse another chance.
Monica: (entering) Hey honey! I missed you today!
[Scene: Monica and Chandler's apartment]
Monica: (really embarrassed) OH!
Monica: What is the big deal?
Chandler: (To Monica) Hey, listen, why dont we go change in my room?
Monica: Chandler In all my life I never thought I would be so lucky. (Starting to cry.) As to fall in love with my best my best Theres a reason why girls dont do this!
Monica: (a bit surprised) Yes, he is. Me.
[Scene: Outside Central Perk, Chandler and Monica are waiting for Phoebe to arrive with the cab.]
Monica: Its all everybody at the party could talk about!
Monica: Like asking her to move in with you?
[Scene: A Restaurant, Phoebe, Rachel, and Monica are having brunch.]
[Cut to inside the apartment, Ross decides to let Monica in and goes over and opens the door in mid-pound.]
Monica: You wanna meet some people? This is uh; this is my husband Chandler. Chandler, this is Will.
Monica: So, what's your name?
Monica: Yes there is! He's black and white and shaggy and [Cut to Monicas apartment] he's sitting next to Rachel and licking Rachel's hand.
[Scene: Ross and Monicas parents garage, Ross and Monica are arriving to go through their things. Mr. Geller is in the garage.]
Rachel: Yeah. Sure. (Throws some in her bag and she walks away as Phoebe, dressed as Supergirl walks up and eyes Monica who eyes her back.)
Monica: Nooo! (Giggles) Okay. (She tries to pull herself up by Rachel and Joeys doorknob, but the door opens and she almost falls into the their apartment. She manages to catch herself.) Whoa! (Stands up, unsteadily) Okay. See I was, I was a little nervous about turning (whispering) thirty. (Giggles.) So the bus boys took me out for some drinks. (Pause) I wanna puke on you later!
Monica: Thats it. Im done. I dont care when the baby comes, no more betting.
Monica: Y'know what, this is obviously some kind of twisted joke she's trying to play on him.