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[Monica and Phoebe enter.]
Monica: Guys. I thought you were taking Ross to the game?
Monica: No! Rachel is meeting us here.
Monica: Its never taken you more than a shower to get over a relationship.
Monica: (seeing her) Okay, lets go!! Lets hit the road!!
Monica: Lets get the show on it!
Monica: Oh Rachel, I know the best coffee house and its sooo close.
Monica and Phoebe: Hey!
Monica: Were sorry honey.
Monica: Very bad.
Monica: Chandler!!
Monica: Werent you nine?!
Monica: Were really sorry, but um, she did ask us first.
Monica: Noo! Ill stay. Hes my brother.
Monica: No! Were gonna have fun. We can make fudge!
[Scene: In Phoebes Grandmothers cab, driving up to the cabin. Phoebes driving, Rachels sitting shotgun, Chandler, Monica, and Joey are in the back seat.]
Joey: (to Chandler and Monica) Hey, does anybody else feel bad about Ross?
Monica: Why? Do you think hes still mad at us?
Monica: No Chandler no! No unscheduled stops. You can go when we stop for gas.
Monica: What?
[Both Chandler and Joey put their feet up against the glass, Monica doesnt and gets thrown up against the glass.]
Monica: Ow!
Monica: (getting out) No, Rachel never pees in public restrooms.
Monica: So, if youre parents hadnt got divorced, youd be able to answer a question like a normal person?
Monica: What?!
Monica: Please!!
Phoebe: Okay, Monicas are the biggest.
Monica: These tiny, little non-breasts?! Please, its gotta be Rachel.
Monica: All right then, your bra would still be big.
Chandler: Ladies, ladies, lets just compromise okay? Phoebe, Rachel take off Monicas bra.
Monica: Chandler!!
Phoebe: Okay, yeah. (to Monica and Rachel) Triple A can pick us up.
Monica: Freemont. West-Westmont, ah Westburg?
Phoebe: (to Monica) Then why are you answering? Do you at least know what route were on?
Monica: Who? I mean have you seen a car come by here in the last hour and a half? I think we should call Ross, maybe he can get a car and come pick us up.
Monica: So the going for help went well?
Monica: Then why are you smoking?
[Cut to the rest stop, Monica and Phoebe are waiting anxiously by the phone as it rings.]
Monica: (running over to stop Rachel) Hey Rach, the tampons here are only a penny. Lets stock up. (takes her into the bathroom)
Monica: (reading the sign) Whats pleh?
Monica: Huh. Whats doofus spelled backwards?
Phoebe: (to Chandler and Monica) You guys, what, what do we do about Ross who drove all the way up here? What do we do? Just like send him back and were then gonna go skiing?
Monica: I know, what about Rachel? I mean how are we even gonna ask her?
Monica: Umm, if ah, it might be okay if Ross came skiing?
Monica: Here we go again.
Ross: Hey-hey, its valid okay? And Im not the only one who thinks so, Monica agrees with me.
Rachel: (to Monica) What?!
Monica: (shyly) I dont know.
Monica: What I said was, was that I understood. Joeys the one who agreed with you!
Ross: (to Rachel) Look both, Joey and Monica feel the same way that I do. No-no-no-no.
Monica: All right, well call you when we get back.
Monica: Come on Ben.
[Scene: Central Perk, Rachel, Monica, Chandler, and Joey are there as Ross enters with Phoebe.]
(Chandler and Joey give Monica a pack of condoms.)
Monica: Yeah, is that okay?
Monica: No.
Monica: *What*??
Monica: She did WHAT?
Monica: Ohh, you are such a good boss! Is she pretty?
Monica: What does she do there?
Monica: So is it horrible? Is everybody working really hard?
Monica: Okay.
Monica: Okay!
Monica: Merry Christmas.
Monica: Hey, this afternoon you said you'd be supportive...
Monica: I think our lovers spat will start a little early this month.
Monica: Really?
Monica: Okay!
Monica: Well, not anymore.
Monica: (breaking the kiss) Y'know what's weird?
Monica: Two!
Monica: Hm-hmm!
Monica: One!
Monica: Do you wanna do it at the same time?
Monica: This doesn't feel weird!
Monica: Come on...I just need it for some rent and..and some other bills.
Monica: Yeah. (They kiss and as she starts to leave, Chandler starts to dance. Without turning around:) Don't do the dance.
Monica: Eh, we weren't that close anyway!
Monica: No-no-no, wait! We need something old!
Monica: (interrupting) Know when to stop.
Monica: I think you're better than you think you are.
Monica: You're so efficient. I love you!
Monica: That'll work!
Monica: That's stealing!
MONICA: You should go to the game.� It's okay.� I want you to.
Monica: Okay, now we just need something borrowed!
Monica: You do?!
Monica: Eh, you work for that.
Monica: You thought about that?
Monica: What else did you think about?
Monica: Nothing. Just something I want to get Phoebes opinion on for Valentines Day.
Monica: I love you. (They kiss.)
Monica: Uh-hmm.
Monica: "Wendy" is a fat girl name.
Monica: What are you doing here?
Chandler: Monica.
Monica: What?
Rachel: (as Monica) Yeah, I know... (mirroring her friend) ..I'm I'm just not that bright either.
Monica: Oh my god!
Monica: But I thought if you left, you get fired.
Monica: No, I think that this is what you wanna do, I think it's great!
Monica: Okay, while were waiting for these pills to kick in, Im gonna sit you down on the couch. Come on. (Phoebe gets up and goes with her.) Get some nice soft pillows under your head, Im gonna turn the TV on and you can watch whatever you want. And ImSit down(She sits down on the couch)gonna make you some tea. And then, Im gonna rub your feet.
(Chandler hands Phoebe an envelope, and some more to Monica)
Chandler: (to Monica) Here, pass these, will ya.. (points to the others)
Monica: Yes smokie, that is what it was. I just can�t get enough.
Monica: Hey-hey-hey. You wanna hear something that sucks.
Monica: Chandler, please dont think I was trying to pressure you. Phoebe and Rachel
Monica: Oh, and by the way, hes lost a bunch of weight. I mean he looks goo-ood! Okay, I mean really, really gorgeous! (Joey clears his throat.) I still love Chandler.
Monica: Ross used to stay up every Saturday night to watch Golden Girls!
Monica: (grabbing a bag of Nestle Tollhouse chocolate chips) Phoebe, is this the recipe? (Tosses her the bag.)
Monica: Yeah! Okay, this one is a mushroom cap. (Points to it.) Umm, this one is made of bologna. (Points.)
Monica: Hey Rach, could you get me some cough drops?
Monica: Would you stop staring at her?
Monica: Oh because it doesnt really fit. Oh by the way, I-I booked the Swing Kings.
Monica: So you're gonna be gone four days a week? (Thinks about it.) No.
Monica: (to Chandler) Take me home! (they quickly leave)
MONICA: Well, maybe the mailman liked the cookies, we just didn't give him enough.
Monica: Hey Rach!
(door knock, Monica enters)
Monica: Ready for your birthday lunch?
Monica: Right there! That was so fake!
Monica: You were just being so nice to him!
A Waiter in Drag: (to Chandler and Monica) Has someone taken your order yet?
Monica: Does he?
Monica: Oh, you're welcome for the party. I'm glad you're having a good time.
Monica: Hey Rach, somebody got you shoes!
Monica: So this is what a stroke feels like.
Chandler: Oh no-no-no, Monica would freak. (Doug looks at him.) But to hell with that bitch.
[Scene: A Mexican Restaurant, Monica, Phoebe, Joey, Chandler and his mom are there.]
Monica: Okay. Wait, just give me a second, I need to just get my boots off first. (She starts taking them off.) Ah Ooh Oohh Ohh Oh God Ohh Oh Ohh Ohhhh
Monica: Hey!
(Monica goes back inside)
Monica: (from inside) Again, you're welcome.
Monica: No way! You had your party, now I have mine! Is everything alright?
Rachel: Well Monica seems to think it's because you have feelings for me.
913 - The One Where Monica Sings
Joey: Chandler? Forty-five minutes? Well, something is not right. I just can’t believe he would do this to Monica!
Monica: Im just saying, if we put just a little bit of makeup on you.
Monica: Alright, you know, we got it, we got it. Let's play for real. High stakes... big bucks...
Monica: It's just, I'm not good at singing.
Monica: I'm there!
Monica: Only if I don't have to get up and sing.
MONICA: No no, the father can, but um, since I am the roommate I can tell you that she's not here and I'll pass along the message, ok. So bye-bye.
Monica: No no, it's not working on me. Wow! I must be growing up!
Monica: You kissed him?
Monica: I thought you hated him?
Monica: Oh yeah...So how did you end up kissing?
Monica: So are you thinking of starting up something with this guy?
Monica: Okay, listen, there's still some of Chandler's medicine under the sink in the bathroom. Bye!
Monica: Daddy! I dont think we need to hear about the specific positions you and mom had sex.
Monica: (entering, in a hurry) Guys! Guys! I just saw two people having sex in a car right outside.