words in movies
Monica: (to Phoebe) Look at you. All jealous.
Monica, Ross, and Joey: (joining in) Home is Home Star stew.
Phoebe: Well okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, yknow. Very cold, hard, unyielding, y'know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. (to Monica) Can I have a tissue, please?
Monica: Yeah, sure.
(Joey puts his finger over his mouth to tell Ross to keep quiet. Ginger looks at Monica who looks away and leave.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe and Monica are playing with a Ouija board, Phoebes beeper goes off and Monica screams.]
Monica: Y'know those are a delicacy in India.
Monica: Wow, she must have hurt you pretty bad, huh?
Monica: Oh, you two must have been so cute running around on a barge.
Phoebe and Monica: Hey.
Monica: No, umm, he met some girl at the coffee house.
Monica: Yeah, Ginger something.
Monica: No, it was Ginger. I remember, because when he told me, I said, (singing) the movie star.
Monica: Well, what did you do?
Monica: Y'know what, dont tell us. Well just wait until Chandler gets home, (to Phoebe) because itll be more fun that way.
Monica: You gave her food poisoning!?
(Phoebe and Monica both stand up and gasp.)
Monica: Oh my God! Joey, what did you do after you threw her leg on the fire?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe is looking at her beeper still in the pot. She takes it out, shakes it, and puts it back in.]
Monica: Y'know they say a watched pot never beeps.
Monica: Phoebe why dont you just call her? You obviously want to.
Monica: Well, dont cha wanna?
Monica: Okay, well I do know you.
Monica: Well so?
Monica: (entering) Hi!
Monica: Oh, can I borrow this? (points to his milk) My milks gone bad.
Monica: So umm, how was your date with Ginger?
Monica: Sounds like shes got the ah, whole package.
Monica: Uh-huh.
Chandler: (to Monica) Actually hes the smallest person in the world.
(Both Chandler and Monica walk away in disgust.)
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are getting back from the lecture.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Phoebe, Monica, and Joey are watching TV.]
(Monica gets up and shuts off the TV.)
Monica: Sorry, Pheebs.
Monica: Wed love too.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, the whole gang except Chandler is there.]
Monica: Wow! Its like Rachel in High School.
Monica: Come on! Come on, I was kidding! It was such an obvious joke!
Monica: Yes Phoebe, but this is all I have. Okay? (She pours out the rest of her change purse into the bucket.)
(Everyone follows Rachel to the living room. Monica pulls Joey aside.)
(Rachel, Ross, and Monica exit)
Monica: And people will think you own a Porsche because youre wearing the clothes?
Monica: Hey Phoebe, will you give me a hand?
Monica: Ah, well then there are gonna be a few surprises!
MONICA: Okay, one more, please. Come on, I'm gonna get it in this time, I will.
Monica: All right, Rachel's party is in a couple of hours and there's a lot to do. Now, Ross, you got Geller blood, you're in charge of these yahoos!
Chandler: Hang on, she’s right here. (he enters the living room and hands the phone to Monica) Someone's on the phone, for ya.
MONICA: You'll do what?
Monica: Okay, ooh, alright. Name, address... Okay, in case of emergency, call?
MONICA: Really?
MONICA: Oh my God!
Phoebe: Hi Monica!
Monica: Joe... Emus are birds. You raise them for meat.
MONICA: Keep talkin'.
Monica: Pheebs, hows it going?
MONICA: Ok, Mr. Heckles, we'll try to keep it down.
Monica: I need to get some Richard.
PHOEBE: Alright Monica, if there is something that you would like to share...
Rachel: Monica, you broke up with him for a reason.
Monica: God, what is wrong with me.
Monica: What are you the memory woman?
Monica: "Hi Im Rachel, is my sweater too tight? No? Oh, Id better wash it and shrink it!"
Monica: Hello! Organic substances recently discovered in the depths of the rain forest!
Monica: Hi.
Monica: I know I do.
[Scene: Joey's apartment, Ross is telling Monica and Joey about his date with Elizabeth.]
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica is preparing for the party with Ross questioning her.]
Monica: Lips moving, still talking. I mean it may not be ideal, but I'm so ready. No, I-I-I see the way Ben looks at you. It makes me ache, you know?
Monica: I know, Amanda! Ah! She called me too! She's the worst!
Monica: Oh, they-they sent me home.
[Scene: Central Perk. Chandler, Ross, Joey, Phoebe, and Monica are planning Rache's birthday party.]
Ross: Eh, either way Ill pass. (Quietly to Chandler) I still cant eat those. (Monica is getting something out of the fridge and starts laughing.) Whats so funny?!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel and Ross are entering]
Monica: Hey. Call me when you get there. Okay?
Monica: All right, I'll try not to.
Monica: Nope, sound like me. Pheebs, its going great. Look at Chandler with little baby girl Chandler.
Monica: Rachel, its going to happen. Chandler is gonna move in here.
Phoebe: Monica, she will kill you. She will kill you like a dog in the street.
[Scene: Dr. Burke's apartment. Dr. Burke answers the door for Phoebe and Monica.]
Ross: That's all right, Rach, we got the bags. Hi, hello. Julie, this is my sister Monica. This is Chandler. Phoebe. Joey, what up?
Phoebe: Monica, do you want us to take you home?
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
MONICA: Phoebe, he's a friend of my parents. He's like 20 years older than me.
MONICA: Put all my money in me.
Monica: Hi, Dad, what are you doing here?
Monica: Oh.
Monica: No, I really, really do.
Monica: Really!
Monica: You're not just saying that are you?
(Monica answers the door)
Monica: I think so.
Monica: Was he crying?
[Scene: Ross, Phoebe, Rachel, and Chandler at Monica and Rachel's apartment.]
Monica: Are you nuts?! We've got George Stephanopoulos' pizza! (Rachel pays him, Monica grabs some binoculars, and runs to the window.)
MONICA: No no no, if I couldn't pay you back right away then I'd feel guilty and tense every time I saw you.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, Ross, and Phoebe are there. Phoebe is looking out the window.]
Monica: I can't believe you let them win!
DR. BURKE: Ah, that's OK, come on in. Um, I'm sorry, is Monica Geller coming? I was told she was.
Monica: Ooh, Phoebe, you look great!
Monica: (entering) Hi.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Rachel is dusting. She comes to the table, lifts all the magazines and wipes under them, then just puts them down again. Monica bursts in, obviously drunk.]
Monica: Those cute little black ones I wear all the time.
Monica: What if they dont?
Monica: This would be a beautiful place to get married, yeah, but I wouldnt put the aisle there and I would never have the ceremony there! (Points to both places.) I mean youd have the ceremony under this big beautiful arch. (The arch at the entrance to the room.)
Monica: Huh?
Monica: So, should I call him back?
[Scene: Central Perk, Phoebe, with the puppy, Monica, and Rachel are sitting on the couch.]
Joey: Monica, how are you gonna do that?
RACHEL and MONICA: One two three. [Rachel picks rock, Monica picks scissors]
Monica: Hi. We checked the third and fourth floor, no-one's seen Marcel.
Monica: I called him.
Monica: You dont think that umm, (reading) "The chefs Mahi Mahi was awful awful," is bad press?
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Monica, Phoebe, and Rachel are there. Monica is holding the wrapping paper from one of Rachel's gifts.]
Monica: It was Michelle. It was definitely Michelle.
Monica: Well, who's voice was that?
Phoebe: Monica, you don't know that.
Monica: He's seeing someone. I can't believe he's seeing someone.
Monica: Well, sure, what with it being her funeral and all.
Monica: Okay. That was her right?
Monica: Okay, I feel like Im talking to Lassie. All right, Phoebe would you just tell me!
Monica: Did you go home and change?
Monica: Okay, fine. (runs to her room)
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey, Chandler, Monica, and Rachel are there as Phoebe enters with her nose stuck in a book.]
Monica: They've elected me to talk to you about the baby talk - it's not so good.
Monica: Uh, huh. (to Ross) Or maybe to a galaxy far, far away. (Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe leave)
Monica: Not any more!
Monica: You guys, I am not that bad!
Monica: Noooo!!!!
Monica: Outgoing! Did that say outgoing?! Not, outgoing!!!
Monica: I don't know!
Rachel: Oh yes! Thank you very much! (She grabs a glass, takes a sip, and realizes what she just did. She then tries to spit the champagne back into the glass without Monica noticing. It doesnt work.) Oh thats-thats actually how the French drink it.
Monica: I can't believe Phoebe's gonna have her babies!
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]
MONICA: Hey, I made $17 before breakfast, what have you done?
Monica: (To Chandler) Our kids are gonna call her Aunt Janice arent they?
Monica: Honey, having a heart attack is natures way of telling you to slow it down.
Ross: Well we haven't offically asked them yet, but we would want Monica and Chandler.
[Scene: Monica and Rachel's, Ross and Rachel are entering]