words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Okay.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
Mona: Where are we?
(Mona exits.)
Mona: What?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: What?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: No IMona!
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: Hi!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Mona: Why?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.