words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: Sure.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Wh
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: What?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: Good.
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?