words in movies
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Wh
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: What?!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: What?
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Mona: Tramp?!
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: Why?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!