words in movies
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Mona: (entering, with her date) I am so sorry I spilled wine all over your shirt.
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: (on phone) Item J437-A, color: winterberry. (Theres a knock on the door as he hangs up the phone. He answers it to Mona.) Hi umm, listen come here, come in. (She does so.) Im so-so sorry about yesterday. I-Im really sorry. Its just that I (He picks up the pink shirt.)
Mona: (interrupting him) Listen Ross, you dont have to apologize. I understand why you were there.
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Okay.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Where are we?
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: What?
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: Oh no.
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: Why?
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?