words in movies
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Ross?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Okay.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Wh
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: What?!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: What?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: No IMona!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her. (Ross bites the air in response.)
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Mona: Oh hey, thanks again for showing me your semi-precious stone collection. It was amazing! (She leaves.)
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Ross: (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean I mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Mona: No, its still wet. Yknow what? Let me get it out before it sets. Ooh, I have something you can wear. Here. (Hands him Rosss shirt.)