words in movies
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: How could you have kept all of this from me?
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Mona: Umm, actually Im just a nurse.
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Ohhhh!
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: How cute was that?
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Okay.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: What?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: What?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: No IMona!
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!