words in movies
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Ross?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Yeah.
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: What?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Ross: No IMona!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her. (Ross bites the air in response.)