words in movies
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
[Scene: Central Perk. Ross is sitting on the couch reading a magazine as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Ross: Wha? Oh, come on. You didnt have tosaltwater taffy?! (Mona laughs) Thanks! This is interesting. You know, most people think this is made with sea water, but its actually made with, uh, salted fresh water. Thats not interesting.
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Mona: Huh, could you imagine. I go away for a few days, and come back, and my boyfriend is living with some woman he got pregnant! (Mona laughs yes again!)
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Ross: Well, Im, uh, going to pick up Mona. What have you got going tonight?
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Mona: You got another ex-wife back there?
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Ross: Uh Mona just dumped me.
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: How cute was that?
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Yeah.
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: What?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: Really?!
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Ross: No IMona!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?