words in movies
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Ross?
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Yeah.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: Wh
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: What?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: What?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: What?
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!