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Ross: No IMona!
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Wh
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: What?!
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Really?!
Mona: Okay
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: What?
Mona: What?
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: Why?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"