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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Okay
Mona: Really?!
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: Really?! Well see? I never knew about her.
Mona: Id be happy to. (To Ross) You are very sweet.
Ross: Mona? (Theres no answer, so he starts to leave but remembers where her extra key is. He reaches atop a hall light just outside her door and grabs the key. He looks at in triumph as the pain from it being hot moves along his nervous system to his brain, and when it arrives his brain orders his hand to drop the hot key and his mouth to squeal in pain. After dropping the key he pulls his shirtsleeve over his hand and uses the key to open the door and enter Monas apartment.) Okay, if I were a salmon shirt, where would I be? (He hears a key in the door and as it opens he dives behind the couch.)
Ross: Oh! Hello uh, Mona from her restaurant. (He uses his card to mouth those words.) (Pause) Mona, wow what a, what a beautiful name.
Ross: Yes. Yes, yes I did. (To Mona) But-but it was, it was just a one night thing. It meant nothing.
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Phoebe: Well, so what I like him! Do I make fun of the people youve dated? Tag, Janice, Mona? No, because friends dont do that. But, do you want my opinion? Do you want it? Cause in my opinion, your collective dating record reads like the whos who of human crap. (Walks off)
Rachel: I know Mona, just hear me out. First of all, Im so sorry about my father yelling at you, but I heard you totally held your own. Youre gonna have to tell me how you did that.
[Time Lapse: the crowd has left and only Mona, Monica, Joey, and Phoebe are still watching to see who will be able to move the others arm first. An event that has yet to happen.]
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Mona: Okay.
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Wh
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Mona: What?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Mona: Tramp?!
Ross: No IMona!
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: How exciting!
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!