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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Okay
Mona: Really?!
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Uh-huh.
Mona: Ohhhh!
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Okay.
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Wh
Mona: What?!
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Ross: No IMona!
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Mona: Oh no.
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
Mona: Hi!
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her. (Ross bites the air in response.)
Mona: I love your place! Where is this guy from? (A statue from the top of his apothecary table.)
Ross: (to Mona) Oh but not that way. I mean I mean Im not in love with her. I love her like a, like a friend.
Mona: Hey, you guys could arm wrestle.
Mona: Change of plans, I made you a special Valentines dinner! Surprise!
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?