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[Scene: Central Perk, Joey and Ross are there as Mona enters.]
Mona: Hey! (To Joey) Hey!
Mona: Hi! Look! I got our pictures developed from Rockefeller Center.
Ross: Oh great! Hey-hey Joey, do you want to check out pictures of me and Mona ice skating?
Mona: Oh yeah, probably at the end. (Flips to the end.) Oh my God! He only took pictures of my breasts!
Mona: Okay. Okay, heres a good one of us.
Mona: Yknow, every year I say Im gonna send out holiday cards and I never do it. Do you wanna, do you wanna send this one out together?
Mona: Yeah, yknow. Happy holidays from Mona and Ross. Itll be cute, okay?
Mona: Oh, I gotta get to work. So call me later?
Mona: Bye guys.
(Mona exits.)
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, theres a knock on the door and he opens it to Mona.]
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Hey, I went by the photo shop, take a look, here is a mockup of our card. What do you think?
Mona: Now, do you think it should say, "Love Ross and Mona?"
Mona: How many did you want? Im getting a hundred.
Ross: A hundred?! Well, I-I guess Ill take aMona, uh I-Im not sure about the whole uh, card thing.
Mona: Really? Why not?
Mona: Oh yknow, I didnt think of it that way. Youre right. Youre right. So, can I ask you a question?
Mona: Where are we?
Mona: Yknow, like where are we? Where is this relationship going?
Mona: I mean I love spending time with you, yknow I justI hope were moving forward. I mean, we should probably talk about that. Dont you think?
Mona: What?
Mona: Okay. IBut I think we should still have this conversation.
Rachel: Oh hey! Hey Ross! Hey hows it, hows it going with you and Mona? Are you guys still together?
Monica: You and Mona are doing a holiday card together?
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is getting Mona some coffee.]
Ross: Here we go. Mona umm, I think its time we-we had a conversation about-about where things are with us.
Mona: Yeah, I-I think I suggested that.
Mona: Okay.
Mona: Im sorry, so umm, so where are we?
Mona: Okay
Mona: Really?!
Mona: You dont think this is too fast.
Mona: (entering) Hey Ross, whats going on? You changing the lock?
Mona: I dont understand. You-you give me a key to your apartment and then you change the lock.
Mona: Umm, I-I thought we were moving forward and now youre-youre sending me all these mixed signals. What are you trying to tell me?
Mona: What?
Mona: Ohh! (Hugs him.) And I love spending time with you. (Ross isnt happy.)
Ross: (sexily) Yes there will. (Mona leaves and Ross tries to find the same table.) Oh guess what, Molly Gilbert youve just been bumped up to table one. And if its all right with you Im gonna take your place at table sixMartin Clickclocken.
Mona: Joey cracks me up! Its like, Yeah, why dont you have your ex-wife move in with you? That wouldnt be awkward at all! (she laughs again)
[Scene: Monas Apartment, she and her date are making out as Ross flips through a magazine while lying behind the couch and sees something that he likes. Meanwhile, Monas date takes off Rosss shirt and Mona throws it on the floor. While they start making out again, Ross tries to pull the rug the shirt is on over to him, but while he does that he moves the coffee table and it bumps into the couch.]
Mona: Ross, what are you doing?!
[Scene: The Reception, Joey is helping Ross walk after Gert got through with him and Mona is looking on concerned.]
Ross: It was the chair again! Okay? Im not doing it! It whatlook, I dontyknow whateh-eh (He walks away and goes over to Mona.) Hi.
[Scene: Central Perk, Ross is entering and Mona from the wedding recognizes him.]
Mona: Oh good. Now therell be someone there who likes my name.
[Cut to Mona and Joey clearing the dining room table for the grudge match between Chandler and Ross.]
Mona: Uh-huh.
Woman: Oh hi, Im, Im Mona from her restaurant.
Ross: Aw come on, Mona Lisa?
Mona: No, nine. (Shows him the card again.)
Mona: Ohhhh!
Ross: All right. (Walks over to Mona.)
Ross: No-no. (Walks over to Mona again.)
Mona: So, is it my turn now?
Mona: Its Joey right?
Mona: Sure.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: How cute was that?
Mona: That is so sweet!
Mona: Okay.
[Cut to Mona and Ross walking past Chandler.]
Mona: Ross?
Mona: Hi!
Monica: So Ross, are you gonna bring Mona?
Mona: (entering) Hi!
Rachel: Hey Mona!
Mona: Hi!
Mona: Wait-wait! Youre umm, youre a potato
Mona: Hi!
Mona: And the antennae Oh my God youre Spudnik!
Mona: Hey its Mona! From the wedding.
Mona: (To Joey) Wow! Theyre both really strong.
Mona: I think I might need one more cup of coffee.
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross and Mona are sitting on the couch.]
Mona: Oh no-no, I-I had my eyes closed so I could concentrate and yknow take it all in.
Mona: Yeah.
Mona: So, I gotta get going.
Ross: (To Mona) But I didnt want to.
Ross: Im sorry. Dr. Green, Mona. Mona, Dr. Green.
Mona: Oh wow! So, youre more than just dinosaurs.
Mona: Oh my God! Oh my God! Im so sorry!
Mona: Wh
[Scene: Ross's Apartment, Ross is opening the door to Mona. Rachel is there as well.]
Mona: What?!
Mona: You got Rachel pregnant?!
Chandler: Oh really?! You think youre stronger? Why dont you prove it? (He pushes Ross who starts to fall backwards until Mona catches him.)
Mona: How can I be sure on that?
Mona: So it was really cool seeing you lecture today.
Mona: Yknow, I-I-I just I dont want to get in the middle of something so complicated.
Mona: Yeah? Well you still shoulda told me.
Ross: Look this is starting to look really bad for me. Okay? Mona, Monas standing right over there. (Looks behind him.) Oh God, shes talking to Joey! You gotta let me win!
Ross: No IMona!
Ross: Yeah? Hop on. (They start dancing and Mona sits down.) Is the pretty lady looking?
Mona: Tramp?!
Phoebe: Ugh. Come on, Mona, dont kiss ass.
Mona: Hi!
Mona: I think its interesting.
Mona: (laughing) Yeah right!
Mona: I missed you, too! So, how was your week?
Rachel: (entering) Oh, hey, Mona!
Mona: Seriously, what is she doing?
Mona: Hi! Hi. Hi, Rachel! (to Ross) Whats she doing here?
Mona: Oh no.
Mona: Good.
Mona: I brought you back a present.
Mona: How exciting!
Phoebe: How could you not tell Mona that Rachel is living with you?
Mona: So, whatd you tell him?
Mona: Why?
Mona: Okay, but its Valentines Day!
Phoebe: So, how does Mona feel about you and Rachel living together?
[Scene: Outside Monas Apartment, Ross is knocking on the door.]
Mona: Oh, my God! She has food delivered here?
Rachel: Well just ask Mona to give it back!
Ross: Great! Great. Then I mustve left it at Monas. I knew it!
Mona: (seeing Ross) Oh my God! Ross!!!
Mona: No-no thats a mans shirt.
Ross: What was wrong with Mona?
Mona: Ross, we we have to be strong. Okay, I-Im gonna go. (She picks up the shirt Ross has just set down.) Can I? To remember you?
[Scene: Central Perk, Chandler and Joey are reading a magazine and Ross is chatting with Mona.]
Mona: Cant we just ask her to go?
Ross: (handing Mona the present) Happy Valentines Day! Or something to remember me by.
Mona: You think so? Ive always kinda hated it.
Mona: No, I mean it. There are so few genuinely nice guys out there.
Ross: I dont care about your dad! I care about Mona! She was there and now shes totally freaked out!
Ross: So? Sure! But it-it wouldnt be anything romantic. And Im-Im dating MonaDamnit Mona! I was supposed to meet her like an hour ago! What is wrong with me?!
Mona: Yeah, you still have feelings for me. And-and to be honest, I-I still have feelings for you. And I wish that we can work it out Ross, but we cant. Its too complicated with you and Rachel and the baby, I-I just It just wasnt meant to be.
Ross: (opening the door to see Mona standing there) Mona? What arehi! What are you doing here? Im, um, supposed to pick you up!
Mona: No, no. Listen, Ross is too nice to say anything, but this is his apartment, and, and, we gotta have some boundaries, so why dont you go back to your place and give us some privacy?
Ross: I wasnt farting! (To Mona) Uh, a little game from our table. (To the little girl) Yes?
Ross: Mona umm Clickclocken. The famous botanist? Huh? Oh no shes uhwell shes dead now. No, supposedly she was once quite the hottie of the plant world.
Rachel: (as Ross enters with a present) But, but, Mona, I live here.
Rachel: (entering) Hi! Im so sorry to barge in on your Valentines, but I had to get away from all the yelling. Mona is dumping Ross.
Ross: Oh. Yeah. (Sarcastically) Uh Chandler let me win. No, Chandlers really strong. Oh my arm is so sore. Oh nurse! (Waddles over to Mona.)
Mona: Okay, but I get to hop on after her. (Ross bites the air in response.)
Rachel: I know, I get it, but Mona, what relationship is not complicated? I mean we all have our baggage! You must too! Why else would you still be single? (Mona looks at her.) I am so gonna leave right now. (Ross opens the door for her and she leaves.)
Mona: Oh, Rachel! Wait! Hey, I hope you dont take this the wrong way, but, but, um what are you doing?