words in movies
Ross: Alright, we�ll just, uh, see when you get here. Bye. (hangs up) Huh, that was my mom, she�s stuck in terrible traffic.
Ross: I know, it�s the first time, we�re leaving the baby and � hey, I know how hard it is for you, but � but Emma is gonna be fine. My mom is gonna be with her. She�s great with kids.
Ross: Really, it would be good for you and in fact, why don�t you, why don�t you go ahead to the restaurant and I will wait for my mom and then I�ll meet you there.
Rachel: Och, god. (seeing Emma) Oh, thank god, you�re okay. I�m so sorry we left you. Mom never gonna leave you again. Never ever ever again. Uch.
Rachel: Y�guys ever heard the story about when Rosses mom went to the beauty salon?
Monica: Mom�s here? I wanted to have lunch with her today, she told me she was out of town.
ROSS: Uh, actually mom, I think Monica thanked him for the both of us.
Dina: Joe, mom and dad are fine
Kiki: Well, we were in the city shopping, and your mom said you work here, aaand it's true!
Monica: Yeah that, plus his mom used to put sour cream on everything!
Phoebe: Oh, my new Mom, who-whos a big, fat abandoner! (starts to go upstairs)
Monica: Mom says it's all of Manhattan, parts of Brooklyn and Queens, and they have no idea when it's coming back on.
Joey: Have you kissed her yet? Its awesome! I could do it forever! Yknow what? She-she kisses better than my mom cooks!
Ross: Come on, I think this is a good thing. I dont think Mom wouldve hired you if she didnt think you were good at what you do.
RACHEL: Ok mom, you know what, fine, I'll make an appointment ok, but you know what, right now, I gotta go, I gotta go do a thing.
Joey: No, no. He said "When are you gonna grow up and start being a mom?"
Ross: So, guys, am I crazy, or does Phoebes mom remind anyone of a cat?
RICHARD: Uh, Phoebe, I don't think your mom would want you to see what's about to happen.
Ross: Well then well-well see you the day after tomorrow. (Walks away slowly, but notices something.) Mom?! Dad?! (Theyre sitting by the window.) What-what what you guys doing here?!
Joey: (concerned) Oh. Whats, whats going on? Is it mom? Is she sick? Is it dads heart? Is that a sandwich?
Ross: Oh, it looks like mom and dads house. Oh, it even has a tree with a broken limb out front and the uh, the window in the attic is Oh my God!!
Rachel: Oh mom, I swear Im not an idiot. Ive read all kinds of books on pregnancy and giving birth, but I-I just didnt think to read the part about what to do when the baby comes. And-and then guess what? The babys coming and I dont know what to do. Oh, can I throw up in my diaper genie?
Chandler: You look beautiful mom. (His dad clears his throat.) You look beautiful too dad. I love you both. (He kisses his dad on the cheek) Im so glad you here. (He kisses his mom.)
Ross: I told mom and dad last night, they seemed to take it pretty well.
RACHEL: Mom!
RACHEL: Oh Mom!
Mrs. Bing: (on TV) Oh no, I am a fabulous mom! I bought my son his first condoms.
RACHEL: Hey, Mom? Having fun?
Guy: Your mom called me. So is this her?
MONICA: Finger cramp. Oh God, sorry. Here, let me get that mom.
Jay Leno: (on TV) Y'know, don't take this wrong, I-I just don't see you a-as a mom, somehow.. I don't mean that, I don't mean that bad...
MONICA: You remember that video I found of mom and dad?
MONICA: Mom, it's OK.
MONICA: Upstairs in the bathroom right before you felt up mom.
Frank: Oh, well y'know, I wouldve called but I lost your phone number and then ah, my Mom locked me out of the house so I couldnt find it. And then, I tried to find a pay phone, and ah, the receiver was cut off. So...
Ross: Your Mom, your telling me, your telling me, about your Mom, what is the matter with you?
Joey: But my mom always makes them. It's like a tradition. You get a little piece of turkey on your fork, a little cranberry sauce, and a tot! It's bad enough I can't be with my family because of my disease.
ROSS: I don't know, I don't think mom and dad would mind. Remember when you were 9 and Richard was 30, how dad used to say, 'God I hope they get together.'
Ross: I don't know, God, I... well, it's not like she's a regular mom, y'know? She's, she's sexy, she's...
Ross: C'mon, Chandler, I love your mom. I think she's a blast.
Phoebe: Well, 'cause then they'd be like my mom used to make them, you know, before she died.
Ross: No, no it's, um, it's not you, um, it's um, it's (turns and sees his Mom standing where Rachel is)
Phoebe: My moms gonna be here any minute. I cant do this, I cant give him up. Yesno, I can. I dont want to. But I can. No.
Ross: I'm gonna tell Mom.
CHANDLER: Why her mom?
Phoebe: Um, yeah sure. Why you wanna call your Mom?
Phoebe: No! Think about it okay? This isnt even my regular job! Okay? And my first day on the job, youre my first call! And-and somebody else mightve hung up on you, but I wouldnt do that because I know about this stuff. My mom killed herself.
MONICA: Well, how bout just her mom?
Chandler: But wait a minute though, how are we gonna get there, though, because my Mom wont let me cross the street.
Phoebe: (reading from the note) Good-bye Phoebe and Ursula. Ill miss you. P.S. Your Mom lives in Montauk. You just wrote this!
Ross: Anyway. Thats when our Mom said we were not to play football ever again.
Mike's mom: No... It's lovely. The lights and the snow. I could look at them forever.
Joey: Says who? Your mom?
Rachel: Yes, I was 4 years old and I was on the swing and then all of a sudden my hair got tangled in the chain. And to get me out my mom had to-had to cut a big chunk of my hair! (crying) And it was uneven for weeks!
Joey: Remember when you where a kid and your Mom would drop you off at the movies with a jar of jam and a little spoon?
Chandler: Hey, shut up!! Youre not my real Mom!!
Monica: Mom already called this morning to remind me not to wear my hair up. Did you know my ears are not my best feature?
MONICA: Hi sweetie, look before I forget, did I leave my diaphram at your place? Hi mom. [she starts throwing oranges at Ross who's looking pleased with himself]
Rachel: Yeah, it is. Yeah, you know, it's tough. Single mom, career... You gotta get out there.
Ross: Well, see? So, maybe it wasn't such a bad idea, y'know, me kissing your mom, uh? Huh? (Wags his finger at Chandler, then puts it down) But.. we don't have to go down that road.
Monica: Mom and dad just sent me in here to find out if you (points to Chandler) were trying to get Ross stoned!
JOEY: I can't believe you're so uptight about your mom comin'.
Soothing male voice: ..a sound Mom and Dad never forget. For this after all, is the miracle of birth.
Ross: Yes! No-no! I know, I know what the list is! Mom! Look if you see Chandler, could you just let him know Im looking for him?
Chandler: No-no all kids are embarrassed by their parents, youd have to come up with a whole new word for what I went through. When I was in High School, he used to come to all of my swim meets dressed as a different Hollywood starlet. Yknow its hard enough to be fourteen. Youre skinny. Youre wearing speedoesThat your mom promised that you would grow into! And you look up into the stands and theres your dad cheering you on dressed as Carmen Miranda. We was wearing a headdress with real fruit that he will later hand out to your friends as a healthy snack!
[Scene: Chandler and Joey's Chandler is talking with his mom.]
Pete's Mom: Hello.
Ross: Hey, you gotta get Mom on the phone. Call Mom! Call Mom!
Phoebe: Well, what I really want is for my mom to be alive and enjoy it with me.
Phoebe: Well, who cares what your Mom thinks? So you pulled a Monica.
Joey: Uh, Pheebs, about your mom...
Rachel: You could.... say youre sorry to her mom.
Ross: Yknow what? I dont like you without mom. (To Joey) Come on. (Walks away.)
Monica: And that's Pete's Mom.
Monica: Well, Ive tried everything. I give up. I guess Im not gonna be the mom who makes the worlds best chocolate cookies. I do make the best duck confit with broccoli rabe. Kids love that right.
Chandler: Y'know, of all my friends, no-one knows the crap I go through with my mom more than you.
(Pete's computer automatically calls Mom, Pete's Mom.)
Ross: Cookies and porn, youre the best mom ever!!
Tom: So you work at Bloomingdale's, huh? My mom calls it Bloomies.
Monica: Ohh, Please?! Im a single mom, with a thirty year old son!!
Chandler: No thanks, Mom!
Phoebe: No, no-no, she was a human lady. This is the spirit of my Mom Lily, the one who killed herself.
RACHEL: I know. And Mom, I realize you and Daddy were upset when I didn't marry Barry and get the big house in the suburbs with all the security and everything, but this is just so much better for me, you know?
Mr. Treeger:: Ahh, forget it! Ill never be any good at this, my mom was right, Im just a big potato with arms, and legs, and a head.
Ross: Oh yeah, about telling Mom and Dad, I was thinking about maybe writing a letter.
Phoebe: When I was growing up, I didn't have a normal mom and dad, or a regular family like everybody else, and I always knew that something was missing. But now I'm standing here today, knowing that I have everything I'm ever gonna need... You are my family. (She puts the ring on Mikes finger)
Ross: Thats cause-cause youre moms dog kept-kept looking at me.
Rachel: You have! Ross, you should give yourself credit. I mean my Mom never thought this would work out. It was all, Once a cheater, always a cheater.
ROSS: I got some, uh, hers and hers towels for Susan and Carol. And, uh, I got this blouse for mom.
Phoebe: Probably? Yeah, I don't like that word. (Chandler and Monica look surprised) Kind of what probably really means. Yeah, uh-huh. Yeah, oh, "Your mom probably won't kill herself," yknow? I'm sorry, but I'm not hanging all my hopes of Rachel and I living together on-on "Probably!" Yknow? You gotta take care of yourselves! (She starts to walk out) In this world history teaches us nothing! (Exits)
Ross: 'Kay, wait a minute, are you sure she didn't say "When are you gonna grow up and realise I am your mom?"
Monica: Oh honey, is that cause your Mom died around Christmas?
(Chandlers Mom enters and Chandler meets her by the door.)
Phoebe: (no accent) Uhm... Okay, well, allright, uhm... Originally I'm from upstate, but uhm... then my mom killed herself and my stepdad went to prison, so... I just moved to the city where uhm... I actually lived in a burned out Buick LeSabre for a while... (frowns are received) which was okay, that was okay, until uhm... I got hepatitis, you know, 'cause this pimp spit in my mouth and... but I... I got over it and uhm... anyway, now I'm uhm... a freelance massage therapist, uhm... which, you know, isn't always steady money but at least I don't pay taxes, huh... (everyone in the room finds it a bit surreal, which Phoebe realises and starts to talk in the accent again) So... where does everyone summer?
Mrs. Geller: So Rachel, your mom tells me you changed your major again.
Mike: Mom, dad, this is Phoebe. Phoebe, these are my parents: Theodore and Bitsy.
Monica: Well, after 15 years of mom and dad keeping it as a shrine to you, its time the velvet ropes came down.
Joey: Oh yeah, I always picture your Mom when I'm having sex.
Phoebe: Okay, 'cause right after my mom killed herself, I was just in this really bad place, y'know personally. So, I just thought that it'd make me feel better if I wrote to Sesame Street, 'cause they were so nice when I was a little kid! No one ever wrote back.
Monica: That really means a lot. Oh, and Mom, dont bite your nails.
Joey: Umm, now uh Its a scary world out there, especially for a single mom. Yknow, now I always thought you and I had a special bond so (He goes to one knee and pulls out a ring.) Phoebe Buffay, will you marry me?
MONICA: Mom, I'm hungry.
Phoebe: (entering, hurridly) Hey, you guys! Look what I found! Look at this! (She hands Chandler a picture) Thats my Moms writing! Look.
Amy: hm-mmm... Mom said she gained like fifteen pounds.
PHOEBE: He doesn't have rabies, he has babies. That's what my mom said.
Phoebe: Yeah, my mom used to put her head in the oven. Well, actually, she only did it the one time. But it was pretty weird.