words in movies
Ross: Well, they're not mine!
Joey: Yeah, they're mine.
Joey: Oh hey, no, you're not welcome. Okay, look, I hate this! You guys keep embarrassing me! (To Monica) Yesterday, Rachel found your razor in our bathroom and I didn't know what to say, so I said it was mine and-and that I was playing a woman in a play. And one thing led to another and (He puts his leg on the chair and pulls up his pants leg to reveal that he now has shaved legs.)
Rachel: Oh screw her, that part is mine!
Phoebe: It's not all mine. We all get 50 cents.
Joey: I'll do it!! It'll get the casserole stink off of mine.
Phoebe: Well, mine was worse than that.
Ross: Mine stole my newspaper! Its like a crime wave!! (Monica runs to make more candy.) Pheebs, you uh, you got a second.
Monica: Yeah, I dont hear Chandlers and he doesnt hear mine.
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Ross: That money is mine, Green!
Rachel: She's mine!
Sarah: But you just said "What's mine is yours"?
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Rachel: She's mine!
Monica: She's mine!
Monica: It isn't mine!
Monica: That's mine!! Now, would you both please start acting like adults? And get me my cough drops!
Phoebe: These are not mine... Look how flimsy they are, come on! Good God! You try to hang a guy from a waterpipe with these, they'll snap like a piece of licorice.
Ross: Mine.
RACH: Oh, no, Michael, it's not you. I'm sorry, it's just, it's this thing. It's probably not as bad as it sounds but this friend of mine is, is getting a cat with his girlfriend.
Monica: What are you talking about? These aren't mine.
Rachel: Well, these aren't mine. Maybe Monica used to use them with...
Julie: Well, if you like you can feel Rachels and then feel mine to compare.
Monica: Yeah. Mine too.
Chandler: Phoebe, did you see that?! He totally checked you out! He is so cute! (Looking at his tea.) Mine has a picture of The Village People, what does that mean?
Monica: Okay, I gotta go find Rachel but umm, if you guys see her could you please try to give her some really bad news so that mine doesnt seem so bad? (Exits.)
Chandler: Mine was a humdinger
Monica: Yeah-yeah, yknow what? Yeah, thats it-thats it, everything will be mine! Nothing will be yours! Thats-thats what I said! Oh come on, Chandler! Im talking about the barca lounger! It just, it doesnt match! Where is it gonna go?!
Ross: No!! Y'know-y'know dont do me any favours. In fact, where, wheres the rest of my stuff?! Huh? Like-like my umm, (picks up a book) Hey, this book is mine!! And-and-and, and that T-shirt you sleep in? Id like that back too. Yes, I do.
Phoebe: Dont be worried about that! Your tombstone can say whatever you want it to say! It could say, Ross Geller, Good at Marriage! Yknow? Mines gonna say Phoebe Buffay, Buried Alive.
Chandler: A tall guy with hair similar to mine, oh unknowable universe!
Joey: My identical hand twin! The person whose hands are exactly like mine! This thing is a gold mine!
JOEY: Eggs. Who's eggs do you like better, his or mine, huh?
Rachel: What, no, no, no, mine are deceptively small I mean, I-I-I actually sometimes, st-stuff my bra.
Rachel: Oh my God! You guys this is so great! I mean it's so unexpected! I mean Chandler's birthday is even before mine!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy? You just had Rosss baby! Its-its so inappropriate. No, its worse than that. Its wrong. Its It is bigger than mine! (Rachels engagement ring.)
Joey: Hey! Mine was by accident! All right, the boiler explodes and destroys the hotel, and kills the dad.
Emily: No, no, no Ross! Ross, these are friends of mine from home. (Introducing them) Liam, Devon, this is Ross.
Monica: Yeah but I was just screwing with you to try to get your voice all high and weird like mine is now!
Chandler: Yeah, y'know what I got a better idea. How-how bout it blocks none of mine door and a lot of yours? (throws his shoulder into the center to try and move it, but it doesnt move.)
Chandler: I'll admit to the cigarettes and the magazine, but that tape is not mine.
Chandler: Yeah, and I don't wanna brag but a lot of the ideas were mine! (silence) Hell, you weren't there? All the ideas were mine!!!
Monica: Well umm, I was thinking that maybe we could come up with a system where we trade of being maid of honor for each other. Like hypothetically, if Phoebe were mine
Joey: All right, heres a list of things for you to do today. Man, this going to be so great! Thank you so much! All right, I got to go to work Im delivering twins today, but only one of them is mine! (Exits.)
Luisa: I could... but I won't. If I find that monkey, he's mine. (Leaves)
Mr. Zelner: If I in any way implied that I wanted to buy your baby I am sorry. Okay? Last week when I asked you when your due date was uh, I certainly did not mean that I felt that I was due your baby. Yeah, I want to be very clear that I understand that its your baby, and it is not mine to purchase.
Monica: Wow, you worked in a mine?
Julio: Ah actually, that is mine.
Joey: What? Mine arent tinted.
Ross: No, its my joke, its mine. You can call them, theyll tell you.
Phoebe: It's not mine, I didn't earn it, if I kept it, it would be like stealing.
Rachel: (looking into one of her shopping bags) Oh no! I took one of Ross' bags by mistake, and one of mine is missing.
Monica: Oh yeah, I remember mine! Ohh, it was my sixth birthday, my dad took me to the park, I got it, and it bent.
Rachel: Honey see, it doesnt mean that I dont love you. Because I do. I love you, I love you so much. But my work its-its for me y'know, Im out there, on my own, and Im doing it and its scary but I love it, because its mine. I, but, I mean is that okay?
Chandler: He started mine first!
Monica: (holding up a small cowboy hat) This isnt mine. (Sets it down and looks at the rest of the boxes.) Hey, this isnt, this isnt my stuff! Ugh, Ross! (Grabs and holds up a doll.) These are your boxes! Where are my boxes?
Ross: Yeah, see.. you took mine. Chandler, what about you?
Chandler: Oh, uh, that would be mine. See, I wrote a note to myself, and then I realised I didn't need it, so I balled it up and... (sees that Monica is glaring at him) ...now I wish I was dead.
Chandler: �Jeremiah was a bullfrog. Was a good friend of mine, never understood a single word he said, but I helped himdrink his wine.� So you just touch yourself for anything?
Pete: Well ah, the short version is, I ah pursued her for a couple of months, then I gave her a check for 20,000 dollars, and she was mine.
Ross: Oh, I uh, just came by to pick up my skull. Well, not mine, but...Susan: Come in.
Phoebe: Ooh, Madlibs, mine! (Grabs it.)
Chandler: Nobody is opening anything ok? Look, I dont know about you guys, but I wanna see the look on Monicas face when I give her my present, and Im sure she wants to see the look on my face when I get mine. So please, please, can we just, can we put them back?
Mr. Heckles: Er, yeah, it's mine.
Phoebe: Oh, no-no, this place is totally healthy! Thatthis milk is mine. I bought this today, 'cause I was thirsty for milk, y'know. (She takes a swig of it, but has to turn away from him as she makes a face to show that it has gone bad.) Okay, let's go!
Joey: oh, I didn't know you liked French fries. Help yourself! What's mine is yours. (Sarah reaches over and takes a few fries)
Mr. Heckles: That's not my monkey. Just the dress is mine, you can send that back whenever.
Janice: (holding the full cup) No, no, I'm still working on mine.
Ross: Alright. (to Rachel): Your money's mine, Green.
Ross: Than I want mine, too (takes the bowl from Joey)! And if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond.
Joey: (still looking in date book) Hey! Thats the day after I stop menstruating! (They all look at him.) This isnt mine.
ROSS: Oh, mine too. Isn't that neat, scotch neat. Would you excuse me? [walks out in the hallway, Mr. Greene is walking out of Chandler and Joey's apartment] Hey, hey, where you uh, sneakin off to mister?
RACHEL: Phoebe we just saw mine, let me see yours.
CHANDLER: So uh, which one is mine?
RACHEL: Really? Mine too.
Erica: I don't think so. Although, they did mention something about two heartbeats. But I thought that was just mine and the baby's. They kept saying both heartbeats are really strong, and I thought well, that's good 'cause I'm having a baby.
PHOEBE: Hey cool, mine too.
JOEY: Yes! And the table is mine.
PHOEBE: Wanna see mine, wanna see mine?
Monica: Well, I was thinking, that you gave the guys such great haircuts, I thought, maybe you'd like to do mine?
Rachel: Ohh no you dont! You got lighting last time, lighting is mine!
MONICA: Oh, I ordered mine first.
ROSS: Mine.
Monica: (Tiny laugh) I am really an idiot. (Tiny laugh) you see, I was filling out my friend's form, and instead of putting her information, (tiny laugh) I put mine.
Frank: No, she touched mine first!
Monica: Oh, that's what I would do, forget mine.
Phoebe: Oooh look! Isnt this adorable, Ross let Ben address mine!
Chandler: Well, at least the perfume is not mine, be thankful for that!
Monica: Yes! Absolutely. Okay? Look, youll know its mine because on the right cup, the lacey part, theres a very noticeable rip.
Ross: That cup is mine!
Phoebe: Wait. Really?! Cause mine get me out of tickets.
Ross: (running to the door) Oh, mine! Mine! Mine! (to everyone) Okay, here goes. Prepare yourselves for some Class A flirting.
Monica: Well actually, I-I didnt eat mine. Its still in the bathroom.
Joey: It does in mine!
Monica: Mine? (points to her lower lip) Right here?
Chandler: I thought I broke Joeys chair! Thats why I replaced it with mine!
Monica: No, that's not mine.
Joey: Please dont kick Monica and Rachel out, this wasnt there fault, it was mine.
Rachel: Whatever Linus, Im opening mine.
Chloe: I want you to met some friends of mine. (Introduces him to Chandler and Joey) This guy is my hero, he comes in with some stuff he wants it blown up 400%, we said we dont do that, and he says you gotta. And y'know what, we did it. And now anytime anybody wants 400, we just say lets Ross it!