words in movies
Joey: Mike.
Phoebe: Mike? Okay! What's his last name?
Phoebe: All right, we'll se you and Mike at the restaurant in a couple hours.
Joey: Why did I have to say Mike? I don't know a Mike! Why couldn't I have said... (Looks through his address book) There's no guy in there!
(Joey walks in and looks around. He's trying to find a Mike for Phoebe)
Joey: MIKE!!!
Mike: Yeah?
Mike: I gotta tell you, I can't believe I'm doing this with you. Although I did just get out of a nine-year relationship, so I guess I should be open and taking some risks.
Joey: Everything is gonna be fine. Just follow my lead, okay? All you have to do is pretend to be Mike.
Mike: I am Mike.
Phoebe: Joey, this is Mary Ellen Jenkins. So, Mike, how do you and Joey know each other anyway?
Mike: How do I and Joey know each other? Wow, if I had a nickel for every time somebody has asked me that.
Mike: Yeah, we met in college. (Off Joey's look) I mean, high school.
Mike: Well, I'm a lawyer.
Joey: Mike, 'attorney at law'!
Mike: Actually, I just gave up my practice.
Mike: I always wanted to play piano professionally, and I figured if I don't do this now, I never will.
Joey: Which is why I waited until now to introduce you to Mike.
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mike: No, I didn't.
Joey: That's okay Mike, I have forgiven you. And now we're friends again everything's great!
Mike: 'Days of Our Lives'! That's why you look so familiar!
Mike: What?!
Joey: (Laughs) Of course we do! Mike is playing a game that we used to play in high school. Yeah, where we pretend we don't know each other. We played all kinds of games. (To Mike) Hey, remember the one where I punch you in the face for not being cool?!
Phoebe: Mike, let me ask you something. How many sisters does Joey have?
Mike: (Joey holds up six fingers) Six!
Mike: I'm sorry too. And just to be clear, I didn't hit his mother with a car.
Joey: Look Phoebe I'm so sorry! Hey, look, if you don't like this guy I can find you a better one. (Looks around) Mike!! Mike!!
Mike: It was nice meeting you!
Mike: Excuse me, hi. I was hoping I would run into you. Can we talk?
Mike: I'm sorry, really, I'm so embarrassed. Really, I'm a pretty nice guy. Just ask my parole officer...Apparently I'm not a funny guy.
Mike: Because I was told I'd get a free dinner, which I didn't. And that I'd meet a pretty girl. Which I did.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
Mike: There isn't a piano here.
Mike: (Plays 'air piano')
Mike: Really?
Mike: That's great. What kind of music do you play?
Mike: Do you think that maybe, sometime, I could...
Mike: Okay. Do you think maybe sometime I could take you out?
Phoebe: (To Mike) Oh, you just caught me off guard! Yeah, that would be nice.
(Phoebe and Mike look at him, and he goes over to the counter.)
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Mike: Thank you.
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Mike: Setting rat traps.
Mike: No, no, to test his neck strength.
Mike: Hey P
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
Mike: Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Mike: Sure.
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
Mike: Yeah!
Mike: So we're doing it?
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
Mike: Yes dear.
Mike: You ready to go?
Mike: What are you talking about?
Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Mike: I don't know but they don't sound like spa treatments. You have to get rid of it!
Phoebe: Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
Mike: Very cool.
Mike: You wanna get married?
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Mike: No.
Mike: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Mike: Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye.
Phoebe: Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Mike: Phoebe called me.
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Mike: Look, if I wanna see Phoebe and she wants to see...
Mike: (to Phoebe) You look really beautiful.
Monica: (to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
(Phoebe and Mike sit next to each other)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch]
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Mike: Oh, crap!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike.� Bye.
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Mike: Hello?
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
(Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk away, sipping their drinks)
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Mike: You're ready to play?
(Monica and Mike start to play ping pong. Mike scores)
Mike: I'll play ya!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
(Mike scores)
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.