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Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Mike: And there is Kevin.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike.� Bye.
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Mike: Hello?
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
(Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk away, sipping their drinks)
Mike: You're ready to play?
(Monica and Mike start to play ping pong. Mike scores)
Mike: I'll play ya!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
(Mike scores)
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Mike: (doing Monica and mumbling): Serve the ball, chump.
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Phoebe: (to Mike) Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: Mike wins?
Mike: Ok!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Mike: Oh...
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Mike: I have a date.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Mike: Three months.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
(Mike enters the apartment.)
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Phoebe: (Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Mike: Why?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Great game, huh?
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: Ready?
Mike: I love you!
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: Not necessary.
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Mike: What?
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Mike: Lima.
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?