words in movies
Joey: Oh, you said it Mike. (Rips open the carton and spills milk on the counter) Aw! There's got to be a better way!
Mike: And there is Kevin.
Mike: This is the first time hes ever used this product, he's never used this product before, you're gonna see how easy this is to do. (To Kevin) Go ahead. ('Kevin' starts using the product, it is a spout that you jab into a paper milk carton so that you don't have to rip it open.) This works with any milk carton.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
(Mike enters the apartment.)
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Phoebe: (Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Why?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Great game, huh?
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Mike: Ready?
Mike: I love you!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Mike: Not necessary.
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: What?
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Mike: Lima.
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Mike: Look, if Phoebe wants to marry David, she should, I'm not gonna stand in the way of that and neither should you.
Phoebe: Yes, I do! Today is Mike and my one-year anniversary.
Ross: I don’t know. Phoebe, if one of us saw Mike with another woman would you want us to tell you?
Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Mike (to the charity guy): Oh my God, I love your shirt!
Mike: Yeah.
Mike: Thanks for coming you guys.
Mike: Is that why your hand is pressed against my crotch?
Mike: You both wanna do it? Uhm... there's only room for one.
Mike: You're right. She probably will support me. Hey, unless we move in with you, dad?
Mike: Hey guys, how is it going?
Mike: No more so than acting.
Joey: Strike three! You only get one more, Mike!
[Scene: Wedding rehearsal dinner. Joey and Mike are talking.]
Mike: Yeah, yeah. Hey, thanks for doing that.
Mike: Is that what you say to Chandler?
MIKE: huh.� (pause)� What's the difference between beer and lager?
Mike: (looking around the room) This is... great...
(Mike enters the room).
Mike: Joseph.
Mike: That must have been one lousy movie.
Mike: Do I have a minute to go to the bathroom?
Mike: Hey.
Mike: (thinks a moment) Orchids?
Joey: (to Mike) Hello Michael.
Mike: I guess.
(Mike walks in.)
Mike: Oh, you haven't picked yet. Oh good, 'cause I had an idea. I thought it would be fun if the third groomsman was my family dog. Chappy.
Phoebe: (Turning to Mike) What do you think?
Mike: Oh, no!
(Mike and Joey come out of Joey's room)
Mike: Hey, I forgot my scarf.
Mike: I think I wanna get married to you today.
Mike: Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Mike: I do.
Mike: My God! Aren't you freezing?
Mike: I love you too.
(Phoebe and Mike kiss)
Joey: Mike, do you take this woman to be your wife?
Mike: Oh, it's just... It's up to you. It's your name. You've got to live with it.
Chandler: So, where's Mike?
(Mike puts the ring on her finger)
Mike: (walks to the couch with coffee for Phoebe) Here you go.
(Mike takes off his coat to give to Phoebe and the steel band plays "The Wedding Song")
Mike: You're a strange kind of grown-up.
Mike: Well... hey, the key works...! (he looks as if he doesn't want to believe what's happening)
Mike: So, what's new?
Mike: You really did that?
Mike: I'm not blowing her off, I actually just got off the phone with her, were going out tomorrow night, I mean I hope that's ok with you stranger from the coffee house.
Phoebe:(not amused) Mike Crap Bag?
Mike: Ah! I missed you
Mike: Hey (He kisses Phoebe)
Mike: (afraid) You're kidding right?
[Scene: Phoebe is at Central Perk. Mike enters.]
Mike: Crap Bag.