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Phoebe: OK fine! Please come and support Mike. You don't have to sing.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Mike: Oh she's my girlfriend. That's not just how we do it here. I got to get a break and when we come back we've got Kennethsinging "I touch myself"...I'm not here to judge!
Mike: Well I've got a book around...
Mike: All right, that was Kenneth with his much too literal rendition of "I touch myself". Coming up next we've got Monicasinging "Delta Dawn".
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Mike: Sure.
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike.� Bye.
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Mike: Hello?
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
(Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk away, sipping their drinks)
Mike: You're ready to play?
(Monica and Mike start to play ping pong. Mike scores)
Mike: I'll play ya!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
(Mike scores)
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Mike: (doing Monica and mumbling): Serve the ball, chump.
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Phoebe: (to Mike) Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: Mike wins?
Mike: Ok!
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Mike: Oh...
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Mike: I have a date.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Mike: Three months.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.
Mike: Hey, it's Mike.
Mike: One more thing... There... might be a picture of Precious on my coffee table.
(Mike enters the apartment.)
Mike: (popping by, smiling) You're kidding, we wouldn't have missed it!
Mike: (boasting) Game, point!
Phoebe: C'mon Mike, you can beat her! Knock that dog off her head!
Phoebe: (Also gets up and starts taking her purse) Oh my God. Was Mike with him?
Mike: that is so wrong and on top of that his a glue sniffer.
Mike: I put that tube top on as a joke.
[Scene: the hotel game room. There is a ping pong table in the middle of the room. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in]
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Mike: I FEEL THE SAME WAY!
Mike: Really?
Monica: Oh my God, Mike was gonna propose?
PHOEBE: (calling from the bar on her cell phone.) Hey, Mike, it's me.� Listen, is um, is Ross near you?
Mike: Why?
Mike: Going go to the bathroom.
Mike: Great game, huh?
Phoebe: Mike Hannigan... will you marry me? (Mike looks bewildered)
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe at a restaurant.]
Mike: Phoebe, I...
Phoebe: Uh-huh! (and now Mike kneels properly)
Mike: I'm gonna do this now.
Mike: Ready?
Mike: I love you!
Monica: No it's not, b'cause she's still in love with Mike!
Precious: I just can't believe that Mike didn't give me any warning.
Mike: Are you serious?
Mike: I think it would make me wanna marry you even more. (he kisses her)
Phoebe (to Mike): Gay, go.
Mike: Not necessary.
Mike: It does. It feels really good!
Mike: We’re seriously asking for our money back?
Mike: Yeah! This feels really good.
Mike: No! No, no. I see where this is going. Don't make me go back there.
Mike: She could have been talking about either one of us.
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: What?
Mike: Alright, fine. We'll give the money back.
Mike: You never told me about that guy on your sweet sixteen. Oh, ugh. I'm sorry about that.
Mike: No, no, we're here to give the money back.
Mike: Lima.
Mike: Done it. (Phoebe becomes a little more subdued) I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Monica: (to Chandler) Oh my God. That was so amazing! When did you (pause) Hold on! I almost forgot (she turns to Mike) loser! (back to Chandler) When did you stop sucking?
Mike: Completely anonymous. From two kind strangers.
Mike: And "X" is spelled uhm... "Mike Hannigan".