words in movies
[Scene: Mike and Phoebe in Phoebe's place, Phoebe is doing a crossword puzzle]
Phoebe: Hey Mike, what's the capital of Peru?
Mike: Lima.
Mike: You know, kinda think of it, the capital of Peru IS "vtox". (opens the kitchen cabinet) Oh god! Oh!
Mike: OK, I don't want to freak you out or anything, but I think I just saw a rat in your cupboard.
Mike: What, is he your pet rat?
Mike: You can't keep a rat in your appartment! They're extremely unsanitary, and they transmit leptospirosis and hantavirus.
Mike: I don't know but they don't sound like spa treatments. You have to get rid of it!
Mike: Thank you.
Phoebe: So weird, you think he's so gross and you're willing to eat his crackers. (Mike throws out everything in his mouth)
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike are there]
Mike: Hey P
Mike: Setting rat traps.
Mike: No, no, to test his neck strength.
Phoebe: No, Mike, I don't want to kill him! I thought we were just gonna capture him and, and you know, set him free in the country side where he can maybe meet a friendly possom and a wisecracking owl.
Mike: Ok, ok, I'll throw away the traps.
Mike: Better think of a new name for him.
Mike: I don't know, I mean I'm not sure (they hear cracking voice from somewhere else in the kitchen, probably a rat caught in a trap) ...
Mike: Maybe it wasn't Bob, maybe it was a mouse.
Mike: Yeah. We have rat babies now.
Phoebe: Well I'm sorry Rachel, but I'm not like you, ok? Not everyone can afford help. (she and Mike leave)
[Scene: Phoebe's place, Phoebe and Mike enter]
Mike: Hey, when did we become one of those couples whose lives revolve around their rats?
Mike: Ok, fine, these rats are our responsibility. What happens when they mate and there are hundreds of them?
Mike: Yeah - not such a problem with rats. No, they're more of a "love the one you're with" kind of animals.
Mike: Well, I know this is gonna sound crazy, but, we could not let the box of rats ruin our lives.
Mike: It's gonna be ok.
Mike: No, I think you're sweet.
Phoebe: Good. It's just so hard, it's hard for me to ... let them go. I guess it just brings back memories, you know, from ... when I gave birth to my brother's triplets and I had to give them up. (Mike is shocked) I haven't told you about that yet, have I?
MIKE: (nods) Things are about to get wild.
David: Yes, but uhm... You should know... she really likes you. I-In fact I-I-I don't think you realise j-just how lucky you are fella. (he points at Mike)
MIKE: (finally) Stout.� That's a kind of beer.
Mike: My name in Mike, and I do play piano.
(Mike kisses Phoebe)
Mike: Like an X-Ray. Bad day not to wear a bra.
Mike: Sure.
Mike: Also a good gift? Underwear.
Joey: (in a very aaaaahhhhh sweeeeeet voice) Aaahhh, look at you two... holding hands... huh is this getting serious? (Phoebe and Mike, embarrassed, start babbling and look away.) Have you not talked about it yet? (They say nothing now, but smile) Am I making you uncomfortable? (smiles are becoming forced now, and he speaks to Mike) If you were bigger you'd hit me, huh...? Aaaaaahhhhhh (he turns away to the bar)
Joey: Yeah, that's because we had a bit of a falling out. Mike hit my mom with a car.
Mike: Yeah, look, and I don't want you to feel like you have to give me your key just because...
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Mike and Phoebe seem to have finished watching a movie on television.]
Mike: Yeah!
Mike: So we're doing it?
Mike: I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
Mike: Phoebe and I are moving in together.
Mike: Yes dear.
Mike: You ready to go?
Mike: What are you talking about?
Ross: But come on! I mean living together will be great! I mean you guys have so much fun and you love Mike.
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment. Phoebe and Mike are packing stuff.]
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Phoebe: Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
Phoebe: I do love Mike.
Mike: Very cool.
Mike: You wanna get married?
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Mike: No.
Mike: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?
Mike: I want to live with you too! Let's do that!
Mike: But I don't want this to end.
Mike: Ok... so...(They hug) Goodbye.
Phoebe: Breaking up sucks! Oh, I really miss Mike!
Phoebe: God, I wish Mike were here.
Monica: Okay if Mike were here what would the two of you be doing?
Mike: Phoebe called me.
Monica: (To Mike) What are you doing here?
Mike: Look, if I wanna see Phoebe and she wants to see...
Mike: (to Phoebe) You look really beautiful.
Monica: (to Mike) This doesn't concern you!!
Mike: (to Phoebe) So how've you been?
(Phoebe and Mike sit next to each other)
[Scene: Central Perk. Phoebe and Mike are on the couch, holding hands, while Phoebe puts milk in her coffee.]
[Scene: Phoebe's apartment: Phoebe, Monica and Mike sitting on the couch]
Phoebe: Oh, I missed you so much! (she kisses Mike)
Mike: Oh, crap!
Mike: Oh, err... no, she's not here yet. You know, I think I'm just gonna take off and break up with her over the phone...
PHOEBE: (knowingly chuckles) Oh, Mike.� Bye.
(Ross and Mike glance at each other then both suddenly turn to Phoebe who is gone. �They sheepishly exchange glances.)
Phoebe: Mike and I broke up.
Phoebe: What are the chances? 1 billion Chinese people and they send Mike!?
Phoebe: Mike?? Who's Mike?
Charlie: Hey, there's Phoebe! Is that Mike she's with?
David: (to Chandler) Well, Phoebe's still pretty hung up on that Mike, uh?
Mike: (sounds shocked and sits down) He... he's gonna propose?
Mike: Hello?
Mike: Yeah look, about tomorrow, I... I've got a question for ya. I just found out that one of my groomsmen had had an emergency and can't make it.
Monica: What are you serious? You wanna marry him? Wha... What about Mike?
Mike: Who is this?
Monica: Ok, Mike, enough is enough, now you love Phoebe and she loves you, so you need to get over your whole "I never want to get married" thing and step up!
Monica: Not until you said it. Somebody switch! (Chandler makes a clicking sound with his fingers and Phoebe runs to the other wall. Monica returns to Chandlers wall.) Wait a minute... Ross and Charlie, Joey and Rachel, Phoebe and Mike! We're the only people leaving with the same person we came with.
Mike: Hi Phoebe.
David: (turns around) Hi Mike!
Mike: I have a question I need to ask you.
Mike: Yeah, I understand, but before you do, she really needs to hear this.
Mike: We can have any future you want.
Phoebe: Oh my God, Mike!
Mike: Sorry David, but she really has to know this.
Mike: Oh... I'm back!
(Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk away, sipping their drinks)
Phoebe & Mike: Yeah! (they leave)
Mike: You're ready to play?
[Scene: the hotel lobby. Monica, Phoebe, Chandler and Mike walk in from the outside.]
(Monica and Mike start to play ping pong. Mike scores)
Mike: I'll play ya!
Mike: Oh, by the way... I'm awesome!!
Phoebe: Mike, you don't know, you don't know what you're doing!
(Mike scores)
Mike: Wanna make it more interesting?
Mike: Ten bucks a game?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: DO YOU?
Mike: Do you?
Mike: That's what I'm thinking.
Mike: Ok!
Mike: You know, you should really look in a mirror before you call yourself that.
Mike: (doing Monica and mumbling): Serve the ball, chump.
(they continue to play ping pong and then Mike scores, winning the game)
Phoebe: (to Mike) Ok Mike, better come back Mike, better come back.
Mike: Ok, so it's a tie again, 41 to 41.
Phoebe: Mike wins?
Mike: Oh, that's ok. I don't care which of them I beat.
(Switch to Phoebe and Mike, who are kissing)
Mike: Is it ok if I hug you now?
Mike: I have a date.
Mike: Uhm... I can't do anything tonight.
Mike: Oh...
Mike: Three months.
Mike: Oh, it's... my girlfriend.
Mike: Yeah... Well, when... you and I broke up I started seeing someone.