words in movies
Phoebe: Monica slow down! Ok? I'm just excited to be living with him. You know I mean, I don't know, Can I see someday being married to Mike? Sure! Yeah. Y'know..I can picture myself walking down the aisle in a wedding dress that highlights my breasts in an obvious yet classy way. But do I want that house in Connecticut...you know..near the good schools where Mike and I can send Sophie and Mike Junior.. Oh my god I do.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Mike: Look it's not about who I would marry. And I was certain the first time I got married it would last forever. And I was totally wrong!
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Phoebe: No! I definitely don't wanna get married. No I just wanted to make sure you didn't want to too. Whew! Coz you know when we move in and you start changing your mind there's gonna be hell to pay mister!
Phoebe: Mike doesn't ever wanna get married.
Ross: Yeah, marriage... stinks! I mean if you wanna see a man gain weight and a woman stop shaving? Get them married.
Mike: No but... You don't want to get married either right?
Phoebe: Right. Except that I do want to get married.
Mike: You wanna get married?
Mike: But if you wanna get married why didn't you say something before?
PHOEBE: I, I don't know what to say. I mean, you know, you're married to someone for six years and you think you know him and then one day says, 'Oh, I'm not gay.'
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Whoo-hoo!!
Ross: Im getting married, to..day!!
Joey: (clinks his glass) Id like to propose a toast. To Monica and Chandler, the greatest couple in the world. And my best friends. Now, my when I first found out they were getting married I was, I was a little angry. I was like, (overly angry) "Why God? Why? How can you take them away from me?!" But then I thought back over all our memories together, some happy memories. (Does a fake laugh.) And-and there was some sad memories. (Starts to break down and cry.) Im sorry. And-and some scared memoriesWhoa! (He jumps back, startled.) Eh? And then, and then I realized Ill always be their friend, their friend who can speak in many dialects and has training in stage combat and is willing to do partial nudity. (Starts to walk away, but realizes something.) Oh! To the happy couple!
Chandler: (showing her the pictures) Heres a picture of Ross. (Shows another one.) And thats me. (Another one.) And thats me and Ross. (Another one.) Oh-ho, that is a picture of our first kiss as a married couple.
Chandler: Monica and I almost got married last night.
Gunther: Hes getting married tomorrow right?
Ross: Uhh, okay, its uh, Emily and I, we decided to uh, to get married.
Rachel: The thing is y'know, that you're married to Emily.
CAROL: We're uh, we're getting married.
Monica: The woman that got married a bunch of times and killed herself when you were 13?
Monica: Right. Umm, listen since were-we-re on that subject, umm, I just wanted to tell you that uh, well, I-I was going through a really hard time in London, what with my brother getting married and that guy thinking I was Rosss mother
Phoebe: I knew I should have married Chandler.
Phoebe: Yes, and apparently he is married to some singer, but he said he would leave her for me. And I said, "James, James Brolin, are you sure?" James Brolin said
Monica: (to Ross) I cant believe youre getting married!
Monica: Wait. Rachel, no, hes married. Married! If you dont realize that, I cant help you.
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Well apparently Albert has no friends. He's very excited about the bachelor party though. I think actually the only reason he's getting married is so he can see a stripper.
Monica: Do you umm, you really think the best reason to get married is because you're sorry?
Monica: Oh, my mothers right. Im never going to get married.
Phoebe: Okay, I cant believe that Monica and Chandler are getting married. I remember talking about this day with Rachel while we were showering together, naked. (Raises her glass and drinks.)
Monica: Yeah, ah, but Pheebs dont you think hes a little young to get married?
Ross: Great! Because Emily and I are getting married in a month!
Emily: Its not the pants. Its you that is backwards. And if, and if you dont understand how important this is to me, well then, perhaps we shouldnt get married at all! (She storms out.)
(Suddenly the doors burst open, and ROSS AND RACHEL COME OUT ARM-IN-ARM!!!!! And Rachel's carrying a bouquet!!! THEY GOT MARRIED!!!!)
Monica: Okay, is this like 'I have an early class tomorrow' or 'I'm secretly married to a goat?'
Monica: Right, you only go for them 5 minutes before they get married.
Ross: Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this place is beautiful. Emilys parents got married here.
Chandler: Hey, you have to forget about Elizabeth. I mean if youre not careful you may not get married at all this year!
Rachel: Ross! We broke up two years ago; you've been married since then. I think it's okay that we see other people.
Monica: (interrupting) The days and nights are hard! I get it! Okay? Look umm, Rachel Im sorry! I have to start getting ready! Im getting married today!
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: Oh, because his penis was too big. (he notices that David is not amused) Oh, I'm sorry, that's the kind of thing I do. (pause) They broke up because Mike didn't want to get married. Hey, what if you just let Phoebe know you'd be open to marriage?
Ross: Oh! I thought you guys got married in uh, January?
Rachel: (gasps) Oh my God! Listen to you talkin about having kids. Oh my Joey. (She goes over and hugs him.) Oh, please dont get married before I do.
Chandler: Oh my God!! Is everybody getting married?!!
Monica: What are you talking about? If you get married in Vegas youre married everywhere.
Chandler: Okay, one thing at a time. (They run out to get married.)
Monica: Yep, we wanna get married!
Monica: All right, eight we get married, but 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 9, 10, 11, 12 we dont get married.
Phoebe: Oh, he has a gig. I kinda like being married to a rock star, you know. My husband has a gig.
Ross: What?! Hello! We didnt get married.
Rachel: No, we didnt get married! Thats ridiculous!
Rachel: Okay! So, well just stay married.
Ross: Although I was married to her.
Rachel: Oh... sit down, sit down. Oh, honey, you know, I once also almost married somebody that I didn’t love. Do you remember Barry?
Phoebe: So, what did Rachel say when you told her you were still married to her?
Stephanie: Well the divorces dont bother me, Id date him. But, not while hes still married.
Phoebe: Oh! Yeah, yknow you and Ross are still married.
Rachel: I cannot believe that you didnt tell me that we are still married!!
Russell: You got married again.
Phoebe: That shes gonna move in with you and maybe then shell fall in love with you and then when she finds out youre already married, shell just be happy. Yknow? Youre just, youre very sad.
Phoebe: All right, Ive never been engaged and Ive never really been married, but I can only tell you what my mother told me. Whenever you have doubts or fears or anxieties about a relationship, do not communicate them to your husband.
Rachel: Well, yes, we got married in Vegas and uh, and the names I think.
Ross: IThey would not let us get married when we were that drunk!
Ross: Yknow, okay. Youre right. It is huge. So why dont we take it just a little bit at a time? Okay? Umm, forget getting married for a sec; just forget about it. Can you just come home and take a shower?
Chandler: Be-cause, we were talking about ways that he could beat Mike and I told him that Phoebe wanted to get married.
Rachel: Handling it? What do you mean, handling it? Theres nothing to handle. Now, maybe I would have a problem with this if it wasnt for me and Joshua. Yknow, theyre not gonna get married anyway!
Rachel: Phoebe, I mean, you do know hes married?
Ross: Hey, I've been married 3 times
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: You roll another hard eight and we get married here tonight.
Phoebe: Yeah, if you get married in Vegas, youre only married in Vegas.
Rachel: Well, remember how we were too drunk to remember anything the night we were married?
Monica: Ross married Rachel in Vegas! And got divorced! Again!!!!
Chandler: All right, should we just, should we just get married? Yknow? I mean should we just do it? All the signs are telling us to do it.
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Rachel: (to the judge) Okay, do you see, do you see what youre keeping me married too?!
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Paul: You two were married?!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.