words in movies
Joey: (To Ross) Congratulations! You just got married!
Ross: Married couples send out cards, families send out cards, people who have been dating for a couple of months do not send out cards! What-what is she crazy?!
Monica: I dont know! I dontmaybe youre feeling a little resentful. Maybe ah, maybe you thought youd get married first! Maybe you cant stand the fact that your formally fat friend is getting married before you!
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: (entering from her room, excitedly) Im getting married today!!! (She trips and falls.) (Getting up) I think I just cracked a rib. But I dont care because todays my wedding day! My day is finally here!! (Runs back into her room.)
Chandler: Okay! (Stands up) This is it! (Claps his hands) We're gonna get married!
Monica: Let me think. Oh, when I was younger I used to dream that I got married to Mayor McCheese, and on our wedding night I ate his head.
Joey: You got married to fast.
Ross: Good-good, Im-Im married. (Shows her his ring.)
Rachel: Good day for married people huh?
Ross: Now you guys just got married, why is she so depressed?
Phoebe: Really? So this is... this is my big send off in the married life? Rachel this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have! I've got a big wad of ones in my purse! Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?
Paul: You two were married?!
Monica: What?! Are you crazy?! Im not getting married! Im not even engaged.
Megan: Im just kidding. Im getting married July 25th.
Monica: Yeah! So-so when are you getting married?
Megan: (To Monica) So when are you getting married?
Rachel: Im just kidding too. (Laughs) Im getting married in December. (Turns away not happy with herself.)
Rachel: Oh please, what do you know! You married a lesbian!
Ross: How do you know? I mean we thought Carol was straight before I married her!
Ross: (sits down at the table) Oh, eh, just thinking about Emily getting married tomorrow. (Joey panics.)
RACHEL: Ya know, in crazy world, that means you're married.
Monica: Wait a minute. Are you honestly telling me that-that you may never want to get married?
Rachel: Hey, do you believe this? Do you believe they are actually getting married?
Mr. Bing: Our little boy is getting married.
Chandler: I had too okay?! Were getting married! Married couples cant keep secrets from one another!
Rachel: Hey, I thought that guy was married.
Joey/Drake: I can't believe you married him.
Ross: Well yes, yes I have. In fact umm, just the other day Kristen and I were talking about how Ive been married and how I have a son.
Monica: Well, yknow its none of my business, but arent you married?
Chandler: Look, I just dont think Monica and I are ready to get married yet! Yknow? I mean, I love her and everything but seeing Ross and Rachel coming out of that chapel was like a, like a wake-up call that Monica and I are moving so fast. Yknow? And, how do I tell her without crushing her?
Chandler: No, I mean, come on, seriously think about it, we get married, were up at the altar and Im like this. (Makes a bored face.)
Joey: So yknow Ross its funny cause, you look familiar to me too. Have you ever been married?
Phoebe: Yes, and now hes using this three divorces reason because he wants to stay married to her because he loves her. I must say, "Well done!" Bravo Meg.
Chandler: Okay, okay, I tell you what. You roll another hard eight; (pause) and we get married here tonight.
Ross: We were drunk! I wouldve married uh, Joey with that amount of alcohol!
JANICE: Is it yours? Ha! You wish, Chandler Bing. You are looking at a married lady now.
Joey: So youve just married the one time then?
Monica: Phoebe, were getting married, married; not sixth grade married.
Kristen: Youve been married twice?
MONICA: Ok, which one of us do you think is gonna be the first one to get married?
Joey: So, Ross and Rachel got married, Monica and Chandler almost got married, do you think you and I should hook up?
Rachel: Hey! Out of all of us, who do you think is gonna get married next?
Rachel: Well, yeah, right, yknow what? Yeah, youre right, I mean, we no, we have our fun. Yeah! But if (Grunts uncomprehensively) I mean, I mean like craaaazy! Yknow? Okay, all right. This is gonna, this is gonna sound yknow, a little umm, hasty, but uh, just go with it. Umm. Ugh. What if we got married?
Phoebe: Umm, when I get married will you be my maid of honor?
Monica: Why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Chandler: See, now, why would you assume that? Just because we're married? I will have you know that we are very hip, happening people. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to reading the obituaries.
Monica: Do you realize that four weeks from today were getting married? Four weeks baby!! Four weeks!!!
PHOEBE: [Mrs. Adelman's voice] Oh my god. Now I've seen everything! [Phoebe's voice] Whoa, she's gone. She's gone. She's gone! Go ahead, get married. Go, go.
Ross: When I got married you slept with my sister.
Ross: Were still married! Dont tell Rachel. See you later. (He gets up leaving Phoebe in shock.)
Ross: The only thing I understand is; postponing it is not an option. This is when were getting married.
Monica: Ok, hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?
Ross: (Screaming) Im getting married today!! Ahh, whoo-hoo!!(He runs back out the door.)
Rachel: Wh So If neither of you are married by the time youre 40, youre gonna marry Joey.
"Whenever I get married, guess who wont get to sing? Somebody named Geller! And somebody else named Bing!"
Erica: You're kidding me? I mean, it's enough that you are a doctor. But on top of it, you're married to a reverend?
Rachel: Umm Im never gonna getting married!
Rachel: And uh, yeah, I didnt really, I didnt want to say anything, but it kinda it just, it kinda kept coming back to me, and umm, remember we were in the casino and for some reason thought it would be funny to eat a lot of grapes. And uh, and I thought it would be funnier if we got married. So as a, as a compromise we decided first to get married, and then (Ross joins in) to eat a lot of grapes. So umm, sorry I got us into this mess.
Emily: Oh no, no, right I shouldnt have said married. Uh, please dont go freaky on me. I didnt mean it. Well, I didnt say it; I take it back!
Ross: Well yeah, I think we should get married.
Rachel: What married?
Ross: No, I mean its okay, I mean, theyre-theyre my friends. In fact, I-I-I was married to one of them.
Mike: Look Phoebe, It's not about you. I just never wanna get married again.
Ross: Look you're my wife. We're-we're married. Y'know? I-I love you. I-I really miss you.
Ursula: Umm, nothing. I mean, Im getting married next week.
Chandler: Well yknow, things are different. Im Im married now.
Joey: So you uh, nervous about getting married?
Chandler: No, the best reason to get married is pregnancy. Sorry is pretty much fourth y'know, behind being ready and actually wanting to get married. (Laughs.) Will you be my wife?
Monica: Fine! Judge all you want to but, (points to Ross) married a lesbian, (points to Rachel) left a man at the altar, (points to Phoebe) fell in love with a gay ice dancer, (points to Joey) threw a girls wooden leg in a fire, (points to Chandler) livin in a box!! (goes to her room)
Will: Are ya getting married?
Mrs. Geller: Can we talk to you for just a yknow Its just a little thing. Well we think its absolutely marvelous that youre having this baby out of wedlock, some of our friends are less open-minded. Which is why weve told them all that youre married.
PHOEBE: Well, I mean, I'm not married married, ya know, he's just a friend and he's gay and he's just from Canada and he just needed a green card.
Monica: Thats true! (Happily) I knew I married you for a reason!
Joey: Oh my God! Is that why you guys had to get married?!
Phoebe: Eh, dont be so hard on yourself. If someone I was still in love with was getting married
Chandler: Yes, we dont get married unless theres a sign! Okay, so say uh, say you roll another eight (motions to the craps table) then theres a definite sign that we should get married.
Ross: No, us having to lie about being married.
Amy: My boyfriend canceled on me. I mean.. I I finally find a real relationship. I mean, someone that I can spend this day with and then his wife comes back into town. I swear, its almost not worth dating married guys.
Ross: Dad so what we have to pretend that were married?
Rachel: It was really fun being married to you tonight.
Chandler: No. You decided to go into the out-of-work actor business. Now that wasn't easy, but you did it! And I'd like to believe that when the right woman comes along, you will have the courage and the guts to say "No thanks, I'm married."
Ross: Oh my God! What if, what if they get married? Then hed be the stepfather of my child.
Rachel: Well, we were just talkin about you guys gettin married and how great it is.
Chandler: All right. I'll tell you what. When we're 40, if neither one of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?
[Scene: The church where Ross and Emily are to be married. Judy, Andrea, and Monica enter together.]
Phoebe: Well did she know you two werent married?
Joey: Okay. And uh, are you married.
Rachel: No-no-no! No, no, no, were not married.
Chandler: I married Fred Sanford!
Rachel: (thinks about it for a second) No! Ross, come on! No! Listen, look I thought a lot about how to tell you this and the bottom line, Ross, is we can not stay married.
Mike: Look. Phoebe, I-I love you. Very much. But I never want to get married again.
Amanda: (In a fake British accent) It's so nice to see you! Both of you! Look at me. Look how young I look! (gives her coat to Monica as well) Oh gosh! We have so much to catch up on! But first things first: touch my abs (at which point she grabs both Phoebe and Monica's hands and places them both on her stomach) I don't exercise at all! (she pulls them down to sit.) Oh gosh, so Monica, you're married!
Amy: no, no, then I would get the baby. I mean you know it would be just like a movie. Like at first I wouldn't know what to do with her, then I would rise to the occasion and and then I would get a makeover and then I'd get married.
Phoebe: I dunno, lets see! So, okay, I dreamt that we were gonna get married, and he left, becuz he had to go fight a fire. And, um, so okay, I went to a night club, and I saw him making out with a girl.
Chandler: I'm *happily* married.
Wendy: Seriously? Happily married. So that phone call before, that was ... happy?
Rachel: No, so I dont have to get married until Im 33! Thats three years, thats three whole yearsOh, wait a minute though. Ill need a year and a half to plan the wedding, and Id like to know the guy for a year, year and a half before we get engaged Which means I need to meet the guy by the time Im thirty.
Phoebe: I wanna get married (grabs a tissue)
Ross: no, no, no there's nothing wrong with you I mean you don't strike me as the type of person that wants to get married anyway.
Monica: Yeah, yknow, but something like salmon which would be so much more elegant than the chicken. And, you wouldnt have to worry about the salmonella. (Ross pushes her.) So, I cant wait to see this place youre getting married!
Chandler: It's just that we bought a hibachi together, and then he ran off and got married, and things got pretty ugly.